OMG! It's [gonna be] Huge!

5/13/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
600 Resiflexes

I tried doing some erect towel holds, and that is fucking intense. I could barely get 2 sets of 5 seconds. I'm definitely going to incorporate this into my routine starting tomorrow. Maybe I'll start out with 3 second holds and work my way up from there.
 
OMGOMGITSHUGE;431106 said:
5/13/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
600 Resiflexes

I tried doing some erect towel holds, and that is fucking intense. I could barely get 2 sets of 5 seconds. I'm definitely going to incorporate this into my routine starting tomorrow. Maybe I'll start out with 3 second holds and work my way up from there.
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Hey man! Great job staying persistent and going at this - gains will surely come! I really like the way you plan your routine, and I had not even heard about towel-raises, will definitely check them out! Hang in there, brother!
 
Thanks for checking in, Viking! You should definitely check out towel raises, especially if doing regular kegel contractions is getting too easy. Damn, those towel raises are hard!

5/14/2011
Lazy ass stretches: 1 hour

Yes, I was very lazy yesterday. And I was out doing stuff pretty much from the time I got up to the time I went to bed. But I had to get some Penis Enlargement in.
 
5/15/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
1 hour lazy ass stretches
600 Resiflex

Back on track today with a full workout. I went really intense with the manual stretching, harder than I ever have before. I really hope this shows up in the measurements next time.

Hey DLD, do you have any idea how much time you need to spend on lazy ass stretches to see results? I read you did them for hours on end, so am I wasting my time just doing an hour here and there, or will that amount still help in some way?
 
Medicating;431580 said:
How long did you spend on the newbie stretches overall?

If you keep this up you'll be 8.2 inches by October, sound's good huh?
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12 min overall. I didn't do the rotary cranks, although depending on whether or not I've gained after 30 days of this, I might add them back in.
 
Way to keep with it! Do you have a [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words] in your routine or just the manual stretches?
 
rhino19;431622 said:
Way to keep with it! Do you have a [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words] in your routine or just the manual stretches?
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Thanks, rhino! Right now I'm just doing manual stretches. After this month, I may start incorporating some assisted stretches with the kettlebell.
 
5/16/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
600 Resiflexes

Today was uneventful. Some dude checked out my schlong in the shower at the gym today. Maybe my flaccid hang is improving?
 
OMGOMGITSHUGE;431830 said:
5/16/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
600 Resiflexes

Today was uneventful. Some dude checked out my schlong in the shower at the gym today. Maybe my flaccid hang is improving?
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Did his eyes pop out of his head? :)
 
OMGOMGITSHUGE;432026 said:
He bought a rope and a stool, and that was the last I saw of him.
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Slip him a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LengthMaster[/words] next time you see him:) Or just wear a T-shirt to the bathroom that says "My dick is so big because of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Matters of Size[/words]"
 
5/17/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
200 jelqs (blew my load...damn it)
600 Resiflex
Erect towel raises: 15 x 3 seconds

Had some really good lig soreness today, which I almost never get. Hopefully that means my penis is growing!
 
Haha, the person is right, anyways, whatever amount you where trying to say you should give atleast 1/4 of it to charity, Haha, the person is,,
 
Are they trying to make up for their shortness and trying to make up for it by having kids with taller men so their kids would end up being at least average height?
 
youmjutt;432115 said:
Are they trying to make up for their shortness and trying to make up for it by having kids with taller men so their kids would end up being at least average height?
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Interesting question. I know for a fact your wife wanted me to get her pregnant so her kids wouldn't be pencil-dick losers like you. She said about you: "He has the penis of a hermaphrodite. It is so small, it wouldn't even satisfy a field mouse in heat." That's the last thing I remember her saying before I shot my load down her throat.
 
OMGOMGITSHUGE;432429 said:
5/18/2011
300 jelqs
half hour lazy ass stretches

Bad routine today. Boooo.
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Yeah, but you got some LazyAss Stretches in! You are turing into an old timer quickly:)
 
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