Friends claiming their size...

Mdoc has been banned from here like 5 times under different names such as Doctor007 and now I have stopped as [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] is his THERAPY right? clearly has NO LIFE and it may be he lives in a secure unit for mentally unstable people, not that I'm knocking them or anything but with his constant determination to be a member here and post shit he must have issues.

I pitty guys like you Mdoc I really do bro and please do not use such filthy language like that directed at another member because in real life you wouldnt.
 
Got a funny ongoing story that you guys might get a laugh out of. My 2 closest buddies always say stuff about there size and I just laugh cause I can see through a lie a mile away. They both brag about there size but there girls say a complete different story. One of my buddies brag so much I get a headache when Im around him and he lies about his size all the time.

But his girl friend tells me how bad the sex is and he has a pencil dick. She knows what Im packing and tries to get with me but I wont fuck her cause that TOO much drama when it comes to the surface. I think about fucking her cause she cheats on him all the time and he always takes her back and he is a ass wipe that I might stop hanging with but not right now I will wait awhile before I fuck her if I do.
 
Aimingforthetop;347564 said:
taken from method of mayhem's get naked:

Lil Kim:
Queen bitch red lipstick
The all black harlot call me black Barbie
Fuck a blow job it's a motherfuckin' hobbie
Under 7 inches uhh sorry
Minute men I can't fuck wit them
I like to ride the cock till you hit the spot
Uhh come on baby make it hot
Got a convertable drop the top
Before we do a thing I want the diamonds and the rings
The furs the minks the jewels the links
You know I'm freaky so ya got to eat me and uh
I know you hate it but uh
GET NAKED!

So ask lil kim and she says 7 inches is minimum :)
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Bitches like big dicks. When a chick experiences a big dick, why would she want a small one again? Thats logical to me.
 
and to re-up on that, I aint saying they choose a man based on his size. Game is what really matters. I'm just talking bout dicks.
 
First off you shouldnt go off a line in a song. People in music while making it think of the "wow" factor. If she wouldve said "5 inches is enough" than there is no "wow" factor even if that what she really likes.
 
That silly bitch also said in one of her songs ''Niggers cum to quick for me such a waste of a good dick'' guess than that all Black men are useless at lasting in bed? ofcourse not, its a shock wow factor like you say.
 
My ex girlfriend doesn't like long penises. She hated the fact that I would hit her cervix so easily. She said I was one of the biggest she had been with but one of her exes who is my good friend is about half an inch longer than me. I also played music with a guy whose nick name was horse dick rick.
 
Maybe we should post our heights in our signatures too.

I'm not especially proud to dispel myth but I'm 6ft7in and I'm only 5ft tall ;)

Hahahaha ok seriously though I'm 6ft7in tall and my length is 6in MAYBE a tad more? My girth is where I'm proud at 5.7 to 5.9 I'll never look like a pencil Dick.

I honestly don't even want more length as I already am annoyed at having to not go in all the way to not bash the cervix. Only reason I'm considering Penis Enlargement is I want to make sure when I whip it out it's proportional. Nothing worse than someone being underwehlmed. Also I have my bragging to live up to hahahaha.... I had a girl friend who told me I was HUGE and she was no saint I asked to not know about the guys she slept with but I know I was at the very least #5. Then another girl played with it and had been with 14 guys and said she had seen longer but never as thick. She also loved playing with it as she had never seen an uncut Dick.

I was left with a pretty big ego about it plus I thought I was 7in from when I did the side measure at 16 so when I found out I was like an inch shorter I was like ewww I don't want to eat crow. So mostly I would like to be 7x7in but I could stand 8x7.5-8 but I really don't see the point some of you do in ginormous size goals....

Like the vagina is only so deep so honesty I'd be fine with chode city at 7x7.5-8

Can some of you elaborate on what the appeal of having an ungodly big Johnson is?
 
I don't know. But we're at the same height ( 6'7'' ), but my length is 8.5. I don't really see a problem with it though. Just the flaccid hanging when I go to the gym, because it can be seen through the shorts. I use to do the same shit talking all type of noise about how my dick is big as hell when I was younger, but I was around 6 inches of length at that time. Hated it to tell you the truth.
 
What weird stuff are you talking about like fake blabla? I was like 5'' at 10 years, 7'' at 13, 8'' at 14, niner area at 20 :/

Why should some <8'' value be a lie?

There are comparisons with girls and titties here. Well, some starv themselves down in the teens leading to a scare crow state with such a below-A-cup when she is adult instead of the ones who might have 5kg too much in the teens, but become attractive females in the early 20s.
 
Friends and size is a very easy equation to figure out. Size in inches (x) - y (2") = RS (real size) :)
 
I'm at 7.75 length. I call it 8". Sometimes if it's super hard it measures longer. I just call it 8". I can tell you that before Penis Enlargement I never got comments. Comments began at 7" with 5.5 girth.

I'm not a man ho either. I can't brag about 300 conquests. I can only say maybe around 40 in over 40 years. I'm sort of a serial monogamist. Meet a girl date for 3 years or so. Break up. Have maybe 3 one nighters. Meet another girl. etc.

Now that I have the 7.75" +/- when I look at adult entertainment I compare how big a guys thumb is on the shaft. or look at her hands on it. A lot of adult entertainment girls are tiny. What I see in most adult entertainment movies except for the occasional super star is an 8" dick.

Even before Penis Enlargement I ran into girls who couldn't take 6" doggie style because it was just stabbing out their cervix. I've dated girls who'd had babies and even with 5.5 girth at the time, it was like hanging a pencil in a mason jar. I had one friend who told me hers was just made tiny. Pretty much anything average hurt like hell. The world is made up of a lot of different shapes and sizes. There's something for everyone.

Besides, you can't compete with toys: http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b6c50a6f3aa96742f34b3eef7db6a4e/tumblr_mvyelo5sNA1ry187xo1_400.gif

I hadn't realized LED stood for light emitting dildo.
 
pls84;596662 said:
some chicks just be lying just because they mad
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General rule of penis size and women is when you are i love they will give you a 2" advantage on your size but when they hate you they will deduct 2"...bitches.
 
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