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over the years of drunk conversations with my mates the aspect of 'size' comes up sometimes. its strange that most of my mates are actually 'big' ranging between 7 and 8 inches (im assuming bp measurements). im sure this is truth also. my question is that if so many guys are big then how is the average 5.5 - 6.5? do you think average is getting bigger? and its not just random its actually 8 guys i know of all fall into this category...
 
EVO said:
over the years of drunk conversations with my mates the aspect of 'size' comes up sometimes. its strange that most of my mates are actually 'big' ranging between 7 and 8 inches (im assuming bp measurements). im sure this is truth also. my question is that if so many guys are big then how is the average 5.5 - 6.5? do you think average is getting bigger? and its not just random its actually 8 guys i know of all fall into this category...
The actually show you their erect dick? I've always lied by about a 1 inch factor. Just being honest.
 
well no. lol. but i dont understand why someone would lie, if asked i always say the truth - itll only get back to you if you dont imo.
 
Yeah dude unless you actually saw their dicks, I would take it with a grain of salt. I knew a guy who seemed utterly convinced that he was 8.5 inches in High School. A girl I was kinda friends with did some messing around w/ him, and said he was one of the smallest she has ever seen. Yet at the cafeteria he seemed even willing to pull it out to prove it to the people at the table. So, let us know exactly how you know their being honest.
 
Most men lie about there size,every bloke i no who has ever mentioned dick size has said they are 8 inches or more,its an ego thing,lets be honest if a group of mates started talking about the size of there dicks and one of them said i'm 5 inches hard the rest would take the piss.
 
Yeah consider, your all talking about penis size. One guy says "yeah I'm 7 inches long". Whether he really has one that long or not, now the rest of the table think to themselves "I'm not near that big for real", or "I'm not quite that big when I measured". So as you go down the line after that one guy, considering how competitive male friends can be. They all have to live up to or surpass that guy's 7 incher. Thus everyone at the table is magically 7 to 8 inches. No one claims 9 or 10, because surely if they were that big the town gossip sluts would have circulated that information all around so it would be a known fact that so and so has a monster in his pants. But 7 or 8 inches, at least in their inflated view of penis size, is a safe number to claim to not be too obvious, but also measure up to friend #1 who may or may not really have a 7 inch penis. Likelyhood of this doubles or triples if there are ANY females present.
 
ya exactly

guys lie about dick size like nothing else.

Here's an interesting story.

this past new years, a group of us went to montreal (even though I still checked MOS from my laptop, lol how could I ever leave you guys. I'm an addict <:( ). when I say a group I mean a total of two nearly full 55 person buses. It started with 17 of the boys, then some of the guys brought their gfs and their friends came and before we knew it we had around 90 ppl and we were happy since the higher the # of people the cheaper the individual costs from the package we were getting.

Anyways, we were there on the 28th, 29th, 30th, 31st, 1st, and 2nd we came back the night before new years. The most intersting thing happened on the 29th. Everyone was drunk outta their ass and by then we'd all hooked up with at least one or two gurls from the friends of the friends of the friends. It was a very interesting setting cause everyone was almost constantly drunk, and at ease since everyone somehow knew of eachother. not to mention a couple of the floors were exclusively ours. so the rooms doors were almost always open. we were passing by one of the rooms and saw alotta ppl there, so we went in and saw a 'spin the bottle truth/dare' match. up came the dare and one gurl was like ok every guy should say how big he is and no lies'. you wouldn't believe EVERYGUY was above 7.5 and 8 and a couple of guys said 9 and the girls they'd fucked the night before varified them 'omg he's HUGE'. so i was like 'wtfff? I've been Penis Enlargement'ing for all this time and with 7.5 x 6 1/8 I still fall in the lower portion of this group.:O ' and I couldn't think otherwise cause the girls were confirming the guys ' uh huh he's HUGEEE' .. So when it came to me to answer I'm like I'm 8.5. no fucken way am I gonna be on the lower portion of the list. ofcourse I had more than a couple of girls that confirmed 'omg he's hugee' so I passed as well.

the game went on and the alcohol percentages in the girls systems rose. most of guys were still ok, since we all knew if we were to get too drunk there was a good chance we wouldn't get laid, and we wanted our units functioning. so the dare came to a guy and he's like Every girl should take off her bra so we can see their actual non padded tit size. After alotta grunting and a couple of more shots they did, and one note here, if guys gave girls shit about boob size like they do to us about dick size, 95% of the girls should go jump of buildings. out of the 30 girls there, maybe 2 had nice tits, the rest were small and not only small, UGLY TOO. There was anything ranging from banana tits to eggplant looking ones to the ones who's nipple was bigger than their actual breasts. But they were to drunk to notice, and the guys were just happy they got to see some tits and cheering them on.

as a retaliation the next dare that got to the girls was 'show us ur dicks HARD so we can measure you'. I was like FUCKKK now im gonna get called and im gonna look like an idiot. Some of the guys were extremely enthusiastic about this which worried me all the more, while other guys were more reserved but none of us could say no cause the second you'd deny it it would mean that you'd lied in the earlier question and you have a small dick.

so all the guys lined up w their girls fooling around till their name was called to the 'measuring' desk. It was aggreed that your girl or whoever u were fooling around iwht would give you head until you got hard and the girls would measure you while sitting. Since we were all a lil drunk we didn't have any anxiety about getting hard, and what was happening was something close to the spring break videos I'd seen on TV except there were no cameras, and alotta girls were trying to be extra wild since they hadnt ever been 'wild' before, as if they were trying to prove themselves. As we all took our pants off I noticed I had a good flacid hang over most of the boys but a couple were clearly longer than me flacid. As The measuring went on and I got to see the guys errect, the same guys who seemed bigger than me flacid were MUCH smaller than me errect. what was more was that the measurements were done while sitting from the side/under of the penis. most guys measured 7-8 inches, while I measured 9.5. not to mention I had at LEAST an inch of girth on any of the guys there. They all had dicks resembling my pre-Penis Enlargement penis, where as my post-Penis Enlargement COCK embarressed all of them. So if correct bp erect length measurements from the top of the penis were taken, I doubt any of them would've been bigger than 6.5.

It occured to me, that most of these guys weren't 'lying' per-se like I was about being 8.5 (while some clearly were lying). I damn well KNEW I wasn't 8.5 and I just said I was because of what everyone else was saying and my EGO wasn't letting me be less. But these guys actually measure their dicks from their ass (from the bottom or side), and its a circle of lies; a 5 incher tells his gf he's 7 so when she sees a 6 incher she insists that her xbf was 7 and that he's an inch bigger than him. ofcourse not many guys will say 'no your xbf was 5 and I'm 6, they'll just be happy w the size they've acclaimed. This summer I met a girl that specifically wanted to have sex with me cause she heard I was 10 inches from one of her friends that I had had sex with.

Have no doubt that if you are above 6.5 you're BIG to most girls. What makes you look HUGE is mostly a combination of you're girth and length. So every millimeter that you're gaining through Penis Enlargement is making you a amongst an increasingly smaller number of people who are at that size.

Don't ever believe a word guys say about their size to other guys or to girls. I'm at a size (you guys have seen my pictures) where no girl can ever call me small, I'm BIG, and I STILL lied about my size let alone those who feel the NEED to lie about their size.

anyways, that was the story and moral of it is to keep at it and don't get discouraged if you 'hear' things about guys dicks. Very few guys are actually 'born' with it.
 
this is what i gathered about people who do penis enlargment, you think anyone who has a naturally big dick is either two things....A Penis Enlargement'er......or a liar. Its fuckin ridiculous. Your friends probly all just have 7 or 8 inch dicks......... just a coincedence. that really isnt so big its hard to belive. & inches is average...6 to 7 is avergae...anything lower is smal, and anything above 8 is big.......9 and up is huge. Bottom line is this, 99.9 percent of guys who have big dicks.....were born that way.
 
desiel_dick said:
this is what i gathered about people who do penis enlargment, you think anyone who has a naturally big dick is either two things....A Penis Enlargement'er......or a liar. Its fuckin ridiculous. Your friends probly all just have 7 or 8 inch dicks......... just a coincedence. that really isnt so big its hard to belive. & inches is average...6 to 7 is avergae...anything lower is smal, and anything above 8 is big.......9 and up is huge. Bottom line is this, 99.9 percent of guys who have big dicks.....were born that way.

And the reason for that little rant was?

Of course there are alot of naturally big cocks out there no ones denying that BUT the chances of a group of mates all being above average doesn't happen,it must be a coincedence that all my mates claim to be 8 inches as well despite the fact that the average is 5.5-6,you will never hear a bloke admit to having a small cock in front of a group of other blokes,it would be suicide they would get mocked to death.
 
prince Albert said:
And the reason for that little rant was?

Of course there are alot of naturally big cocks out there no ones denying that BUT the chances of a group of mates all being above average doesn't happen,it must be a coincedence that all my mates claim to be 8 inches as well despite the fact that the average is 5.5-6,you will never hear a bloke admit to having a small cock in front of a group of other blokes,it would be suicide they would get mocked to death.
it wasent a rant. i am twice the size of mt friend...he admitted when he is hard its 4 inches..so not eryone lies...only liars lie
 
Dude Vaseline Knight what was the reaction from everyone when you measured 9.5 inches???????!!!

diesel dick every friend I have claims to be above 7 inches as well, almost 100% of guys lie about their dick. it's just how it is. but I would agree with you, the 10% or whatever that are 7+ inches were 99% born that way, NOT from P.E.
 
prince Albert said:
And the reason for that little rant was?

Of course there are alot of naturally big cocks out there no ones denying that BUT the chances of a group of mates all being above average doesn't happen,it must be a coincedence that all my mates claim to be 8 inches as well despite the fact that the average is 5.5-6,you will never hear a bloke admit to having a small cock in front of a group of other blokes,it would be suicide they would get mocked to death.


It was DEFINATELY a rant which I wish to ignore. Some guys may be 'big' without Penis Enlargement, but that consititutes a very small percentage. DD, I would reconsider boasting about your 'natural' size here if you have no pictures to prove it. From the way you're ranting I could swear you're 6 inches max, as a guy who's 'packing' doesn't talk about size like this, unless he's got a couple of screws loose.

And Drivernuts

Reaction was just a chaotic cheer with some of my friends yelling as jokes 'LIESS THIS HAS BEEN FIXED LIKE THE FLORIDA VOTE COUNT, THE RULER LIES HE'S ONLY 4'

you must understand it was a very friendly atmosphere not hostile like some Penis Enlargement forums doubting eachothers sizes. there was one guy there, he was short like maybe 6 tops but I coulda sworn he was at 7.5 girth. it looked fucked, and we call him MISTA TUNA now. cuz his dick looks like a tuna can
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
ya exactly

guys lie about dick size like nothing else.

Here's an interesting story.

this past new years, a group of us went to montreal (even though I still checked MOS from my laptop, lol how could I ever leave you guys. I'm an addict <:( ). when I say a group I mean a total of two nearly full 55 person buses. It started with 17 of the boys, then some of the guys brought their gfs and their friends came and before we knew it we had around 90 ppl and we were happy since the higher the # of people the cheaper the individual costs from the package we were getting.

Anyways, we were there on the 28th, 29th, 30th, 31st, 1st, and 2nd we came back the night before new years. The most intersting thing happened on the 29th. Everyone was drunk outta their ass and by then we'd all hooked up with at least one or two gurls from the friends of the friends of the friends. It was a very interesting setting cause everyone was almost constantly drunk, and at ease since everyone somehow knew of eachother. not to mention a couple of the floors were exclusively ours. so the rooms doors were almost always open. we were passing by one of the rooms and saw alotta ppl there, so we went in and saw a 'spin the bottle truth/dare' match. up came the dare and one gurl was like ok every guy should say how big he is and no lies'. you wouldn't believe EVERYGUY was above 7.5 and 8 and a couple of guys said 9 and the girls they'd fucked the night before varified them 'omg he's HUGE'. so i was like 'wtfff? I've been Penis Enlargement'ing for all this time and with 7.5 x 6 1/8 I still fall in the lower portion of this group.:O ' and I couldn't think otherwise cause the girls were confirming the guys ' uh huh he's HUGEEE' .. So when it came to me to answer I'm like I'm 8.5. no fucken way am I gonna be on the lower portion of the list. ofcourse I had more than a couple of girls that confirmed 'omg he's hugee' so I passed as well.

the game went on and the alcohol percentages in the girls systems rose. most of guys were still ok, since we all knew if we were to get too drunk there was a good chance we wouldn't get laid, and we wanted our units functioning. so the dare came to a guy and he's like Every girl should take off her bra so we can see their actual non padded tit size. After alotta grunting and a couple of more shots they did, and one note here, if guys gave girls shit about boob size like they do to us about dick size, 95% of the girls should go jump of buildings. out of the 30 girls there, maybe 2 had nice tits, the rest were small and not only small, UGLY TOO. There was anything ranging from banana tits to eggplant looking ones to the ones who's nipple was bigger than their actual breasts. But they were to drunk to notice, and the guys were just happy they got to see some tits and cheering them on.

as a retaliation the next dare that got to the girls was 'show us ur dicks HARD so we can measure you'. I was like FUCKKK now im gonna get called and im gonna look like an idiot. Some of the guys were extremely enthusiastic about this which worried me all the more, while other guys were more reserved but none of us could say no cause the second you'd deny it it would mean that you'd lied in the earlier question and you have a small dick.

so all the guys lined up w their girls fooling around till their name was called to the 'measuring' desk. It was aggreed that your girl or whoever u were fooling around iwht would give you head until you got hard and the girls would measure you while sitting. Since we were all a lil drunk we didn't have any anxiety about getting hard, and what was happening was something close to the spring break videos I'd seen on TV except there were no cameras, and alotta girls were trying to be extra wild since they hadnt ever been 'wild' before, as if they were trying to prove themselves. As we all took our pants off I noticed I had a good flacid hang over most of the boys but a couple were clearly longer than me flacid. As The measuring went on and I got to see the guys errect, the same guys who seemed bigger than me flacid were MUCH smaller than me errect. what was more was that the measurements were done while sitting from the side/under of the penis. most guys measured 7-8 inches, while I measured 9.5. not to mention I had at LEAST an inch of girth on any of the guys there. They all had dicks resembling my pre-Penis Enlargement penis, where as my post-Penis Enlargement COCK embarressed all of them. So if correct bp erect length measurements from the top of the penis were taken, I doubt any of them would've been bigger than 6.5.

It occured to me, that most of these guys weren't 'lying' per-se like I was about being 8.5 (while some clearly were lying). I damn well KNEW I wasn't 8.5 and I just said I was because of what everyone else was saying and my EGO wasn't letting me be less. But these guys actually measure their dicks from their ass (from the bottom or side), and its a circle of lies; a 5 incher tells his gf he's 7 so when she sees a 6 incher she insists that her xbf was 7 and that he's an inch bigger than him. ofcourse not many guys will say 'no your xbf was 5 and I'm 6, they'll just be happy w the size they've acclaimed. This summer I met a girl that specifically wanted to have sex with me cause she heard I was 10 inches from one of her friends that I had had sex with.

Have no doubt that if you are above 6.5 you're BIG to most girls. What makes you look HUGE is mostly a combination of you're girth and length. So every millimeter that you're gaining through Penis Enlargement is making you a amongst an increasingly smaller number of people who are at that size.

Don't ever believe a word guys say about their size to other guys or to girls. I'm at a size (you guys have seen my pictures) where no girl can ever call me small, I'm BIG, and I STILL lied about my size let alone those who feel the NEED to lie about their size.

anyways, that was the story and moral of it is to keep at it and don't get discouraged if you 'hear' things about guys dicks. Very few guys are actually 'born' with it.



cool story!! kinda puts things into perspective. i know its possible for people to be the size they claim, but whether it is an exaggerated measurement or a 'real' measurement i have yet to find.... lol
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
ya exactly

guys lie about dick size like nothing else.

Here's an interesting story.

this past new years, a group of us went to montreal (even though I still checked MOS from my laptop, lol how could I ever leave you guys. I'm an addict <:( ). when I say a group I mean a total of two nearly full 55 person buses. It started with 17 of the boys, then some of the guys brought their gfs and their friends came and before we knew it we had around 90 ppl and we were happy since the higher the # of people the cheaper the individual costs from the package we were getting.

Anyways, we were there on the 28th, 29th, 30th, 31st, 1st, and 2nd we came back the night before new years. The most intersting thing happened on the 29th. Everyone was drunk outta their ass and by then we'd all hooked up with at least one or two gurls from the friends of the friends of the friends. It was a very interesting setting cause everyone was almost constantly drunk, and at ease since everyone somehow knew of eachother. not to mention a couple of the floors were exclusively ours. so the rooms doors were almost always open. we were passing by one of the rooms and saw alotta ppl there, so we went in and saw a 'spin the bottle truth/dare' match. up came the dare and one gurl was like ok every guy should say how big he is and no lies'. you wouldn't believe EVERYGUY was above 7.5 and 8 and a couple of guys said 9 and the girls they'd fucked the night before varified them 'omg he's HUGE'. so i was like 'wtfff? I've been Penis Enlargement'ing for all this time and with 7.5 x 6 1/8 I still fall in the lower portion of this group.:O ' and I couldn't think otherwise cause the girls were confirming the guys ' uh huh he's HUGEEE' .. So when it came to me to answer I'm like I'm 8.5. no fucken way am I gonna be on the lower portion of the list. ofcourse I had more than a couple of girls that confirmed 'omg he's hugee' so I passed as well.

the game went on and the alcohol percentages in the girls systems rose. most of guys were still ok, since we all knew if we were to get too drunk there was a good chance we wouldn't get laid, and we wanted our units functioning. so the dare came to a guy and he's like Every girl should take off her bra so we can see their actual non padded tit size. After alotta grunting and a couple of more shots they did, and one note here, if guys gave girls shit about boob size like they do to us about dick size, 95% of the girls should go jump of buildings. out of the 30 girls there, maybe 2 had nice tits, the rest were small and not only small, UGLY TOO. There was anything ranging from banana tits to eggplant looking ones to the ones who's nipple was bigger than their actual breasts. But they were to drunk to notice, and the guys were just happy they got to see some tits and cheering them on.

as a retaliation the next dare that got to the girls was 'show us ur dicks HARD so we can measure you'. I was like FUCKKK now im gonna get called and im gonna look like an idiot. Some of the guys were extremely enthusiastic about this which worried me all the more, while other guys were more reserved but none of us could say no cause the second you'd deny it it would mean that you'd lied in the earlier question and you have a small dick.

so all the guys lined up w their girls fooling around till their name was called to the 'measuring' desk. It was aggreed that your girl or whoever u were fooling around iwht would give you head until you got hard and the girls would measure you while sitting. Since we were all a lil drunk we didn't have any anxiety about getting hard, and what was happening was something close to the spring break videos I'd seen on TV except there were no cameras, and alotta girls were trying to be extra wild since they hadnt ever been 'wild' before, as if they were trying to prove themselves. As we all took our pants off I noticed I had a good flacid hang over most of the boys but a couple were clearly longer than me flacid. As The measuring went on and I got to see the guys errect, the same guys who seemed bigger than me flacid were MUCH smaller than me errect. what was more was that the measurements were done while sitting from the side/under of the penis. most guys measured 7-8 inches, while I measured 9.5. not to mention I had at LEAST an inch of girth on any of the guys there. They all had dicks resembling my pre-Penis Enlargement penis, where as my post-Penis Enlargement COCK embarressed all of them. So if correct bp erect length measurements from the top of the penis were taken, I doubt any of them would've been bigger than 6.5.

It occured to me, that most of these guys weren't 'lying' per-se like I was about being 8.5 (while some clearly were lying). I damn well KNEW I wasn't 8.5 and I just said I was because of what everyone else was saying and my EGO wasn't letting me be less. But these guys actually measure their dicks from their ass (from the bottom or side), and its a circle of lies; a 5 incher tells his gf he's 7 so when she sees a 6 incher she insists that her xbf was 7 and that he's an inch bigger than him. ofcourse not many guys will say 'no your xbf was 5 and I'm 6, they'll just be happy w the size they've acclaimed. This summer I met a girl that specifically wanted to have sex with me cause she heard I was 10 inches from one of her friends that I had had sex with.

Have no doubt that if you are above 6.5 you're BIG to most girls. What makes you look HUGE is mostly a combination of you're girth and length. So every millimeter that you're gaining through Penis Enlargement is making you a amongst an increasingly smaller number of people who are at that size.

Don't ever believe a word guys say about their size to other guys or to girls. I'm at a size (you guys have seen my pictures) where no girl can ever call me small, I'm BIG, and I STILL lied about my size let alone those who feel the NEED to lie about their size.

anyways, that was the story and moral of it is to keep at it and don't get discouraged if you 'hear' things about guys dicks. Very few guys are actually 'born' with it.
Very nice story VK. The Knight speaks the muhfuckin' troof'!
I have a friend who was my suite-mate last year in college. I've heard at least 3 girls personally say how great he is in bed and how big his dick is. One night last year he got really drunk and stripped down in front of me and another prudish girl (more funny that way definitely), to take a shower. He then worked himself up to about 90% hard to fuck with her. He couldn't have been anywhere bigger than 6.5 either...
 
bIgjOe said:
Very nice story VK. The Knight speaks the muhfuckin' troof'!
I have a friend who was my suite-mate last year in college. I've heard at least 3 girls personally say how great he is in bed and how big his dick is. One night last year he got really drunk and stripped down in front of me and another prudish girl (more funny that way definitely), to take a shower. He then worked himself up to about 90% hard to fuck with her. He couldn't have been anywhere bigger than 6.5 either...

Ya fer real. like girls usually have high hopes from ����, and then they see a couple of 4-5 inchers and they think thats normal, then a 6-6.5 incher looks big to them.
 
Vaseline_Knight said:
It was DEFINATELY a rant which I wish to ignore. Some guys may be 'big' without Penis Enlargement, but that consititutes a very small percentage. DD, I would reconsider boasting about your 'natural' size here if you have no pictures to prove it. From the way you're ranting I could swear you're 6 inches max, as a guy who's 'packing' doesn't talk about size like this, unless he's got a couple of screws loose.

And Drivernuts

Reaction was just a chaotic cheer with some of my friends yelling as jokes 'LIESS THIS HAS BEEN FIXED LIKE THE FLORIDA VOTE COUNT, THE RULER LIES HE'S ONLY 4'

you must understand it was a very friendly atmosphere not hostile like some Penis Enlargement forums doubting eachothers sizes. there was one guy there, he was short like maybe 6 tops but I coulda sworn he was at 7.5 girth. it looked fucked, and we call him MISTA TUNA now. cuz his dick looks like a tuna can
first of all i never bragged about my size...second of all i do have pictures...third of all the piuctures were befor i started Penis Enlargement.....and lastly i am packin .....i saw your pictures, and im packin more than you.....so how bout you keep quite there buddy,and dont jump the gun, or jump to conclusions. Jelousy is an ugly thing.
 
Hey Deisel, have you noticed yet nobody likes you?

Congradulations, you're an asshole :clap:
 
desiel_dick said:
first of all i never bragged about my size...second of all i do have pictures...third of all the piuctures were befor i started Penis Enlargement.....and lastly i am packin .....i saw your pictures, and im packin more than you.....so how bout you keep quite there buddy,and dont jump the gun, or jump to conclusions. Jelousy is an ugly thing.

Yes you bragged... and more than that you are still braggin in this quoted post...

How old are you man? less than 16 probably. No offense to 16 - who are on the forum... :s
 
desiel_dick said:
first of all i never bragged about my size...second of all i do have pictures...third of all the piuctures were befor i started Penis Enlargement.....and lastly i am packin .....i saw your pictures, and im packin more than you.....so how bout you keep quite there buddy,and dont jump the gun, or jump to conclusions. Jelousy is an ugly thing.
Never thought I would actually hear straight up "well my dick is bigger than yours, so shut up" kind of talk on this forum. I actually found that to be a huge positive of this place as a community. Not anymore though.....
You coulda stopped at "yes I do have pictures, here is a link, they speak for themselves".

Can I ask you something seriously? Do you think yourself to be better than us(a good deal of the forum members) because you started out fairly big? Oh, and because you only measure nbpel? I have to tell you it really sounds that way. Also, I honestly don't think anyone is jealous of you.
 
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