You know you're addicted to PE when....

[MoreGains123]

You feel like whenever you're sitting you could be hanging too.

 

[DLD]

When you pull off the road to adjust your Lazy Ass Stretch

 

[Superdick]

When you go to bed 2 hours later than usual because you gotta stretch or hang things off your dick

 

[Superdick]

When you go to the bathroom and just keep tuggin" every time you go pisssin or poopin

 

[Superdick]

When every time you see valves in the hydrolic section of a hardware store you try to make a pump

 

[sizerp]

when you talk to a hot girl who exclaims she does kettle bell exercises at her cross-fit gym and your first thought is "i gained xxx from kettle bell v stretches!"

 

[juturna]

When you go to the bathroom and just keep tuggin" every time you go pisssin or poopin

I was going to post this lol

 

[DLD]

When you get pissed your flaccid cock does not hit the toilet water

 

[Crazy Doc]

When you start measuring your progress in terms of IQ points you lose when you get an erection.

 

[VirginJelqer]

when you don't stop until you hit stomach acid

 

[DLD]

When sex becomes a measuring session!

 

[Turnover]

When you read words that are abbreviated and the first thing you think is erect girth (e.g.) and penis enlargement (P.E.) and Pubococcygeus (P.C.) Erection Quality (E.Q.) Penis (Pen 15) Penis Enlargement old school (Vet)

 

[Turnover]

When No matter what you type in your browser [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] is the first website on the list no matter what letter you type, no matter what page you are looking for every time.

 

[Turnover]

When you read words that are abbreviated and the first thing you think is erect girth (e.g.) and penis enlargement (P.E.) and Pubococcygeus (P.C.) Erection Quality (E.Q.) Penis (Pen 15) Penis Enlargement old school (Vet)

I just wanted to clarify e.g. stands for example, P.E. is physical exercise, P.C. is personal computer, E.Q. is equal, Pen 15 is the number of pen's after 14 and right before 16, and a VET is usually a person who served in the Military (in case you were like me and only see the abbreviations standing for P.E. terms- that's penis enlargement).

 

[DLD]

When No matter what you type in your browser [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] is the first website on the list no matter what letter you type, no matter what page you are looking for every time.

Damn, I wish Google was like that!

 

[Turnover]

When you spend lots of money and time just so you can be on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] more often.

 

[dangledongdave]

When you try to do 1000 kegels in the last 15 min of a boring class

 

[DLD]

When paper towel rolls and hairspray cans scare you.

 

[Turnover]

Damn, I wish Google was like that!

You know? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

 

[ed123]

When getting good suction on a blowjob you start thinking about buying a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words].