You know you're addicted to PE when....

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You stop your girl from giving you a blowjob, exclaiming, "Woah! Look at that head swell, get off, I need to put my [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] on!!"

Please chime in :)
 
when everything you look at becomes a potential stretching device, and when you put off sex so your regime does not get interrupted :p

hahah great thread
 
1. When I have sex with my girlfriend and tell her I can't bust because I need to make gains. (Doesn't happen much anymore I've said fuck it and let it go.)

2. When I'm getting a blowjob from my girlfriend and I talk her into talking dirty to me 'Your dick is gonna get so big from this edging' or 'I can feel the expansion in my mouth'.
 
When your kids toys start to become Penis Enlargement equipment or visa versa :)
 
When your favorite slacks have a vaseline spot on the crotch (and every other pair of pants)
 
When your kids report card gives you a chuckle cause he got an A in Penis Enlargement.
 
When you look like the baby power version of Scar Face
 
When a blow job becomes a measuring session
 
When you compare your penis to an infants arm
 
When you start hiding items that could be phallic because they are longer or thicker than you
 
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