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I can't believe I'm actually about to post pictures of my cock on the internet...

Anyway, I first got interested in Penis Enlargement back in ~2003 or 2004. I fooled around a little bit, but I finally took the plunge and committed to training regularly in October 2010. I did DLD's newbie religiously every single day for about 3 months, and less regularly since then.

So, I want to motivate myself to do this regularly. I've already had some good gains, my erections are fucking amazing, and it has really improved my confidence with girls. So I'm going to start posting my routines, progress, and yes, even pictures of my dick.

Starting Stats 10/08/2010
BPenis EnlargementL: 7"
EG: 5.625"
BPFS: 7.25"

Current Stats 4/25/2011
BPenis EnlargementL: 7.625" (even though the ruler shows 1/16" less, I just couldn't get it that way in the picture)
EG: 5.875"
BPFS: 8.25"

Here are my pictures. There's also a flaccid one I took today. I have a great hang when it's hot outside, and it was 5.5" today.
 
Man I wish I had your girth! What have you gained so far in the 3 months of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words]?

I`ll be following your progress :)
 
I'll follow. Your starting size is my first real solid goal. I can get a bit over that with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] right now but without the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] I'm still half a bit short but I've made great gains in the last month. Newbie gains! How'd it feel to have a 7 x 5.5?
 
Dorsay;427418 said:
Man I wish I had your girth! What have you gained so far in the 3 months of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words]?

I`ll be following your progress :)
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Thanks brother! Hang in there and you'll get to your goal. I measured every month on the 8th (except this month), and my stats on Jan 8 were:

BPenis EnlargementL: 7.5"
EG: 5.75"

So my length gains have kind of slowed down. I'm close to 6" in girth, and I'd really t like to get that 6" just for psychological gratification, but my main goal is length. That's why I'm going to commit to doing this every day!
 
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animalwannabe;427419 said:
I'll follow. Your starting size is my first real solid goal. I can get a bit over that with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] right now but without the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] I'm still half a bit short but I've made great gains in the last month. Newbie gains! How'd it feel to have a 7 x 5.5?
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I don't know how it felt to have a 7x5.5, it just felt normal. I didn't have any other reference point. NOW though, it definitely feels and looks bigger to me. I can tell a difference when I look at it, hold it in my hand, and have sex. That's just as satisfying, if not more so, than the progress on the ruler.

Thanks for posting in my log man!
 
excellent work buddy.

i to wish i had your girth. anything over 5.5 for me and i would be over the moon.

keep it long and keep it strong.

will keep checking on this thread. i have a feeling you will do well. :)
 
icecam;427445 said:
excellent work buddy.

i to wish i had your girth. anything over 5.5 for me and i would be over the moon.

keep it long and keep it strong.

will keep checking on this thread. i have a feeling you will do well. :)
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Thanks man! I wish I had your length! Combine your length with my girth and we'd have one hell of a super-cock! Thanks for checking in!
 
Short term, I'd like to get to 8x6.

Beyond that, I don't really know. Maybe 9x7. I've heard from guys that have thicker penises, and they say that once you get above 6.5, you start to encounter some problems with girls not being able to take it. So maybe I'll stop earlier. Or maybe I'll just get insanely thick anyway. I guess I'll reevaluate when I hit 6.5
 
4/27/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
GG Band stretch: 1 min
300 jelqs
600 Resiflexes
90 min lazy ass stretches

Had a good workout today, but accidentally blew my load at the end of my jelqs. I usually try not to do that.

Have you all heard of "Don't Break the Chain?" It's a free iPhone app that basically lets you track any goal you have by just putting check marks on a calendar. The idea is that you start out doing something every day. Pretty soon, you have a "chain" of days that you've trained. As the chain grows, you have more and more of an incentive to keep going every day and not break it. I think it's pretty cool.

Just search don't break the chain in the app store. They also have a website: http://dontbreakthechain.com/
 
Nice size man. Me and you have a pretty similar piece. Similar short term and long term goals too.

Good luck on your journey, i'll definitely be following!
 
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OMGOMGITSHUGE;427879 said:
I busted after 100 jelqs. WTF? Control yourself, dude!
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You should have waited till you got to 101 jelqs, this would have made all the difference:)
 
Medicating;427882 said:
Nice size man. Me and you have a pretty similar piece. Similar short term and long term goals too.

Good luck on your journey, i'll definitely be following!
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Thanks for checking in, man! When is your next measuring day?
 
4/29/2011
Newbie Stretches: 1 min each
GG band stretch: 2 min
300 jelqs
600 Resiflexes
Lazy ass stretches: 1 hour

I didn't blow my load while jelqing today! That's an accomplishment.

In case any of you are wondering, the Resiflex is a kegel exercise invented by [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] resident stud BananBoy. Here is the thread on them:
http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/...lex-(new-excersize-by-BxB)&highlight=resiflex

I found this quote from Will Smith about hard work. I thought it was really cool. Imagine what a man could accomplish if he approached his goals like this:

The only thing that I see that is distinctly different about me is I’m not afraid to die on a treadmill. I will not be out-worked, period.
You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me, you might be all of those things you got it on me in nine categories. But if we get on the treadmill together, there’s two things: You’re getting off first, or I’m going to die. It’s really that simple.
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Hmmm. Double check the effectiveness of the ResiFlex with DLD. I remember reading that the LOT and tugback thing was a load of rubbish.

I've never used the ResiFlex but they seem to have a similar basis.
 
Medicating;428110 said:
Hmmm. Double check the effectiveness of the ResiFlex with DLD. I remember reading that the LOT and tugback thing was a load of rubbish.

I've never used the ResiFlex but they seem to have a similar basis.
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Nah, the exercise is fabulous! LOT theory is what I do not concur with.
 
4/30/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
GG band stretch: 2 min
300 jelqs

5/1/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
1 hour lazy ass stretches
600 Resiflexes

Doing the newbie stretches for 1 minute instead of 2 (which I did from Oct-March) has made me increase the intensity, which I think is good. Yesterday, I also started doing some of the newbie stretches as v-stretches. I could really feel the stretch, so I'm going to keep this in my routine.
 
5/2/2011
Newbie stretches (v): 1 min each
300 jelqs
600 Resiflexes
Erect towel raises: 5 x 10

I definitely made the right decision going from 2 minutes to 1 minute on the newbie stretches. It is allowing me to really ramp up the intensity. And adding the v is making them even better. I had the best stretch I've ever had today. I really tore the hell out of my dick!

I also threw in some erect towel raises for my pc muscle. I'm trying to increase my angle of erection. I think a boner that points almost straight up just looks better, more virile and masculine. Right now mine stands at about 10 o'clock, and I'd like to get it up to 10:30 (45 degrees) or 11:00.

A guy on thundersplace posted something about how he knows when a routine is helping his erection quality, and I realized that the same thing is true for me. Basically, when my EQ sucks, I get no morning wood, no nighttime erections, and no spontaneous erections throughout the day. I only get hard when stimulated. WHen it's a little better, I'll get morning wood. When it's even better, I get night wood too, and when it's the best I get all three. Since I've been doing Penis Enlargement (after I got over my initial fatigue), I have all three. Except when I go on a sex/masturbation bender, then I don't get the random hardons throughout the day. Anyway, I thought it was an interesting observation. Feel free to post your thoughts on boners too.
 
OMGOMGITSHUGE;428664 said:
5/2/2011

I also threw in some erect towel raises for my pc muscle. I'm trying to increase my angle of erection. I think a boner that points almost straight up just looks better, more virile and masculine. Right now mine stands at about 10 o'clock, and I'd like to get it up to 10:30 (45 degrees) or 11:00.

How do you do these?^^^

A guy on thundersplace posted something about how he knows when a routine is helping his erection quality, and I realized that the same thing is true for me. Basically, when my EQ sucks, I get no morning wood, no nighttime erections, and no spontaneous erections throughout the day. I only get hard when stimulated. WHen it's a little better, I'll get morning wood. When it's even better, I get night wood too, and when it's the best I get all three. Since I've been doing Penis Enlargement (after I got over my initial fatigue), I have all three. Except when I go on a sex/masturbation bender, then I don't get the random hardons throughout the day. Anyway, I thought it was an interesting observation. Feel free to post your thoughts on boners too.
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This is interesting I will keep tabs on how often I get hard. I use to not be able to go 5 minutes without being hard now not so much.
 
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bubblehead;428920 said:
This is interesting I will keep tabs on how often I get hard. I use to not be able to go 5 minutes without being hard now not so much.
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Hey bubblehead, thanks for checking in! The erect towel raises are pretty easy. You just get hard, put a towel on the end of your dick, and then kegel. Your penis should "stand up" a little more when you flex the pc muscle, so it's like lifting weights with your dick!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isnt' bubblehead Navy lingo for guys who serve on suBathmatearines?
 
OMGOMGITSHUGE;428964 said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isnt' bubblehead Navy lingo for guys who serve on suBathmatearines?
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Maybe he has a suBathmatearine in his pants! :)
 
5/4/2011
200 jelqs
erect towel raises: 6x12

5/5/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
600 Resiflex

I feel like I'm slacking off a little bit. I've been trying to tell myself that action precedes motivation, but I still have a hard time making myself do this. The good news is that I still haven't "broken the chain" in 10 days. That little motivational/self-discipline tool might be worth its weight in gold...
 
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OMGOMGITSHUGE;429321 said:
5/4/2011
200 jelqs
erect towel raises: 6x12

5/5/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
600 Resiflex

I feel like I'm slacking off a little bit. I've been trying to tell myself that action precedes motivation, but I still have a hard time making myself do this. The good news is that I still haven't "broken the chain" in 10 days. That little motivational/self-discipline tool might be worth its weight in gold...
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Just keep it in the moment and you will string days, months and years together and in the end you will be MASSSSSSSIVE!
 
doublelongdaddy;429418 said:
Just keep it in the moment and you will string days, months and years together and in the end you will be MASSSSSSSIVE!
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Thanks, DLD. I have a tendency to just dabble in things and not stick with them. I did the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words] religiously everyt single day for three months, but I kind of trailed off after that. I don't want to just fade away and give up penis enlargement. That's why I'm so determined not to start missing days. My new favorite quote is:

Action precedes motivation.

5/6/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
45 minutes lazy ass stretches
600 Resiflex
 
5/7/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs

5/8/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
600 Resiflex
1 hour lazy ass stretches

My penis felt really good today, like it's getting back into shape after not working out for a while. Even got a random boner in the car for no reason! Love those!

So the chain remains unbroken. I'm using this 30 days as sort of a base. I'll measure on May 25, and depending how much progress I've made, I'll step up my routine. SSJs for girth, some kettlebell stretches for length, who knows what else? Maybe I'll just double up my routine, do it once in the morning and once in the evening.
 
OMGOMGITSHUGE;428964 said:
Hey bubblehead, thanks for checking in! The erect towel raises are pretty easy. You just get hard, put a towel on the end of your dick, and then kegel. Your penis should "stand up" a little more when you flex the pc muscle, so it's like lifting weights with your dick!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isnt' bubblehead Navy lingo for guys who serve on suBathmatearines?
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just like the way bubblehead sounds i never been on a sub.

i think its great that you're staying consistent i have trouble peing some days but the days i do i go hard
 
bubblehead;429957 said:
just like the way bubblehead sounds i never been on a sub.
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Well pretty soon you will own your very own 7" sub:)
 
5/9/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
1 hour lazy ass stretch
600 Resiflex

I had a really intense stretching session today. I can't wait to see how it pays off in the measurements.
 
Did you follow my ideas or stick with whatever you've been doing? And did you notice the ligs and tunica is what I'm trying to get at if you stretched a little farther down.
 
I'm gripping about 3/4 of the way up the shaft. If I grip any closer to the base than that, the skin seems to get in the way. I can definitely feel it in my ligs, not as much in the tunica. I stopped writing this, but I'm doing v-stretches on most of the newbie stretches (except for between the cheeks, straight down, and straight up). That has really intensified the stretch. I can't wait to measure!! I'm obsessed!
 
Yea thats about the same area I grip. I have alot of extra skin down there, scrotum, fat pad, shaft, you name it. So I grip 3/4ths up to avoid Turkey Neck but still get a good tug. The Tunica stretch I'm talking about is like this. I'll describe.

Grab 3/4ths up. Make your pointer and your thumb Connect at the bottom side of your penis. You can do this overhand, underhand, whichever way you dont get a hand cramp. Now this is where it gets funny. Dont let your hand slide up your penis at all, grip firmly and slowly pull upwards towards your chin like most people say you target the Tunica with. Keep the grip firm and dont slip upwards at all now that its pointing up. You wont feel much of a burn but you will feel a slight tug right above your balls on the underside of your shaft, and maybe even throughout your nuts/underneath your balls. You wont be able to stretch it upwards much because the Tunica is one tough motherfucker. Ever since I've been doing Penis Enlargement I've been concentrating more on the Tunica stretching 'upwards' because I could feel more of a tug there because I wasn't doing my stretching this way and my ligs didn't feel fatigued or stretched at all. Keep at it and you'll notice it. Sometimes you wont if thats not the area that needs worked more.

Just some info to try and see how other people respond to stretching this way. I'm doing pretty good with it and I was doing horrible without it.
 
5/10/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs

Not as intense a session today. I'm thinking I will split my routine by stretching in the morning and jelqing at night.
 
5/12/2011
Newbie Stretches: 1 min each
30 jelqs
600 Resiflexes

Back on track! My erections have been soooo strong since I've been doing kegels every day. All hail the resiflex!
 
5/13/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
600 Resiflexes

I tried doing some erect towel holds, and that is fucking intense. I could barely get 2 sets of 5 seconds. I'm definitely going to incorporate this into my routine starting tomorrow. Maybe I'll start out with 3 second holds and work my way up from there.
 
OMGOMGITSHUGE;431106 said:
5/13/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
600 Resiflexes

I tried doing some erect towel holds, and that is fucking intense. I could barely get 2 sets of 5 seconds. I'm definitely going to incorporate this into my routine starting tomorrow. Maybe I'll start out with 3 second holds and work my way up from there.
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Hey man! Great job staying persistent and going at this - gains will surely come! I really like the way you plan your routine, and I had not even heard about towel-raises, will definitely check them out! Hang in there, brother!
 
Thanks for checking in, Viking! You should definitely check out towel raises, especially if doing regular kegel contractions is getting too easy. Damn, those towel raises are hard!

5/14/2011
Lazy ass stretches: 1 hour

Yes, I was very lazy yesterday. And I was out doing stuff pretty much from the time I got up to the time I went to bed. But I had to get some Penis Enlargement in.
 
5/15/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
1 hour lazy ass stretches
600 Resiflex

Back on track today with a full workout. I went really intense with the manual stretching, harder than I ever have before. I really hope this shows up in the measurements next time.

Hey DLD, do you have any idea how much time you need to spend on lazy ass stretches to see results? I read you did them for hours on end, so am I wasting my time just doing an hour here and there, or will that amount still help in some way?
 
Medicating;431580 said:
How long did you spend on the newbie stretches overall?

If you keep this up you'll be 8.2 inches by October, sound's good huh?
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12 min overall. I didn't do the rotary cranks, although depending on whether or not I've gained after 30 days of this, I might add them back in.
 
Way to keep with it! Do you have a [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words] in your routine or just the manual stretches?
 
rhino19;431622 said:
Way to keep with it! Do you have a [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words] in your routine or just the manual stretches?
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Thanks, rhino! Right now I'm just doing manual stretches. After this month, I may start incorporating some assisted stretches with the kettlebell.
 
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