OMG! It's [gonna be] Huge!

5/16/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
600 Resiflexes

Today was uneventful. Some dude checked out my schlong in the shower at the gym today. Maybe my flaccid hang is improving?
 
OMGOMGITSHUGE;431830 said:
5/16/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
600 Resiflexes

Today was uneventful. Some dude checked out my schlong in the shower at the gym today. Maybe my flaccid hang is improving?
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Did his eyes pop out of his head? :)
 
OMGOMGITSHUGE;432026 said:
He bought a rope and a stool, and that was the last I saw of him.
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Slip him a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LengthMaster[/words] next time you see him:) Or just wear a T-shirt to the bathroom that says "My dick is so big because of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Matters of Size[/words]"
 
5/17/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
200 jelqs (blew my load...damn it)
600 Resiflex
Erect towel raises: 15 x 3 seconds

Had some really good lig soreness today, which I almost never get. Hopefully that means my penis is growing!
 
Haha, the person is right, anyways, whatever amount you where trying to say you should give atleast 1/4 of it to charity, Haha, the person is,,
 
Are they trying to make up for their shortness and trying to make up for it by having kids with taller men so their kids would end up being at least average height?
 
youmjutt;432115 said:
Are they trying to make up for their shortness and trying to make up for it by having kids with taller men so their kids would end up being at least average height?
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Interesting question. I know for a fact your wife wanted me to get her pregnant so her kids wouldn't be pencil-dick losers like you. She said about you: "He has the penis of a hermaphrodite. It is so small, it wouldn't even satisfy a field mouse in heat." That's the last thing I remember her saying before I shot my load down her throat.
 
OMGOMGITSHUGE;432429 said:
5/18/2011
300 jelqs
half hour lazy ass stretches

Bad routine today. Boooo.
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Yeah, but you got some LazyAss Stretches in! You are turing into an old timer quickly:)
 
5/19/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs

No kegels today. I'm working on a new kegel routine, and I'll probably start next week. Five more days till I measure!!
 
OMGOMGITSHUGE;432696 said:
5/19/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs

No kegels today. I'm working on a new kegel routine, and I'll probably start next week. Five more days till I measure!!
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Don't fall off on the kegels, remember how valuable they were to you before! Keep up the good work! I look forward to your measurements!
 
5/21/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
600 resiflex
some lazy ass stretches while I was messing around on the computer

I've been training every day for 26 days, and I'm really stoked to measure this Wednesday. I'm not expecting to gain much, but I kind of have my hopes set on 1/8" in BPFS. Then it will be time to reevalute my routine, ramp it up, and start working again.
 
Yo Dorsay, Resiflexes are basically kegels using your hand for resistance. Here's the thread on them:

http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/...lex-(new-excersize-by-BxB)&highlight=resiflex

5/23/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
600 Resiflex

I'm also doing some lazy ass stretches, so I'll update when I finish. I'm really proud of myself for training today. I had a really hard day at work and a killer workout. I was exhausted when I got home, but I still managed to get my penis training in! T minus 2 days till I measure!
 
Measured my morning wood and the results are in:

BPenis EnlargementL: 7.875"
EG: 5.875"

So a good gain in length, but nothing in girth. That is more than I expected though! I'm pumped! Other measurements and maybe a picture to come.
 
5/25/2011
1 hour 15 minutes lazy ass stretch

Not much today, but I don't want to break the chain. Still excited about my length gain! Once my kung fu iron ring arrives, I'll be doing my v-stretches shaolin style!
 
OMGOMGITSHUGE;433790 said:
5/25/2011
1 hour 15 minutes lazy ass stretch

Not much today, but I don't want to break the chain. Still excited about my length gain! Once my kung fu iron ring arrives, I'll be doing my v-stretches shaolin style!
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Make sure you bump some Wu Tang!
 
I've been really busy, but here's what I've done:

5/26/2011
Newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs

5/27/2011
1 hour lazy ass stretches

5/28/2011
Nothing. The chain is broken! Noooooooooooooooooo!

5/29/2011
300 jelqs
1 hour lazy ass stretches

So I finally missed a day. I was just insanely tired and couldn't think of anything but sleep. I'm back on track now, and I'm going to start my new routine today! It's super intense.
 
OMGOMGITSHUGE;434499 said:
So I finally missed a day. I was just insanely tired and couldn't think of anything but sleep. I'm back on track now, and I'm going to start my new routine today! It's super intense.
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It happens and if your body is telling you to rest you should listen.
 
OK, I'm more or less back on the wagon.

6/2/2011
a little over half an hour lazy ass stretch

6/3/2011
300 jelqs

This is not my full routine, but I just need to make sure I at least do something every day.
 
6/6/2011
4 min [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]SSJ[/words]
300 jelqs
1 hour lazy ass stretch
600 resiflexes

So I started doing SSJs. They are really cool, I can see why people like them. I also think it's the perfect lead-in to jelqing. More to come.
 
Fantastic gain man. 0.2 is a really good amount in 2 months.

I'm hoping stuff like this will inspire me again. I want a 0.2 inch gain!
 
.2 is great but .5 is better:) Now it is time to gain that! We are with you 100%
 
OMG, I'm back!

The past month has been crazy. A lot of stuff, mostly good, happened to me, and as a result, my schedule has been insane. And if I'm honest with myself, I just was too lazy to fit Penis Enlargement into that schedule. But I'm back with a vengeance! Looking forward to talking to you guys again!

7/5/2011
newbie stretches: 1 min each
300 jelqs
600 resiflex
 
Awesome, glad to hear things are going well. Back in action!
 
Hang in there. You can do it. Morning shower, restroom breaks, and etc. You can get some a-stretches in the shower, lazy ass stretches on the toilet.
 
Become obsessed with stretching! Every chance you get stretch! Bathroom break, STRETCH! Laying in bed, STRETCH! Watching TV, STRETCH! Every chance you get, STRETCH!
 
I've been doing some basic stretches and lazy ass stretches on and off in between these 14 hour days I've been working. Looking forward to having more time and energy to devote to this.
 
Checking up on ya OMG, how have the LAS been coming? I haven't used them much lately. I figure if I have time for a stretch I can get blasters in vice LAS.
 
omgitshudge.. u do realize in ur 2nd photo where u show its 7.5" instead of 6.5".. u do know ur ruler is an inch into your pelvic right?? which essentially your penis is the same size?? haha i found that funny.
 
doublelongdaddy;440788 said:
Become obsessed with stretching! Every chance you get stretch! Bathroom break, STRETCH! Laying in bed, STRETCH! Watching TV, STRETCH! Every chance you get, STRETCH!
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That's me! Stretching every chance I get.
 
RJ_Lethal;447233 said:
omgitshudge.. u do realize in ur 2nd photo where u show its 7.5" instead of 6.5".. u do know ur ruler is an inch into your pelvic right?? which essentially your penis is the same size?? haha i found that funny.
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Its just a different angle, the ruler is the same. Pressed just a tiny bit into the fat pad on the right side. If you look at them side by side you can tell. Good way to join a forum based on penis enlargement and be a fucking dick to someone who busted their ass to get that extra inch though. Someone ban this most likely jealous and small dicked cunt?

Edit: Read your other posts. Seems your frustrated with the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]Extender[/words] and trolling now. Keep up with your work and you'll see results, no reason to rag on someone else because you can't distinguish the fact that the first picture is based from the left side where you can hardly tell the ruler is pressed in and the second picture is even on the top where its more dominant to see the ruler pressed in.
 
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RJ_Lethal;447233 said:
omgitshudge.. u do realize in ur 2nd photo where u show its 7.5" instead of 6.5".. u do know ur ruler is an inch into your pelvic right?? which essentially your penis is the same size?? haha i found that funny.
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It's called BPenis EnlargementL for a reason.

I gained some weight between the two photos, you can clearly see I'm thicker all around--legs, torso, etc.
 
pjp2002;446609 said:
Checking up on ya OMG, how have the LAS been coming? I haven't used them much lately. I figure if I have time for a stretch I can get blasters in vice LAS.
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Grrrr, I tried to cut way back on TV, so I haven't been doing the LAS!

I'm getting a kettlebell soon though and adding that for length. Mean time, just jelqing.
 
glad to hear you getting in some work. less tv isn't all that bad anyway, hehe. let's you live a more eventful life although I did just get into White Collar, lol.
 
TV an LAS go together like Peanut Butter and jelly:)
 
Hey all my Penis Enlargement brothers!

SOrry I haven't posted here in a while. I'm starting Priapus' kettlebell routine today.

It really kills me, but I'm not going to be able to post every day on this. I'll be here when I can tho. Here's the routine:

The kettle bell I currently own and have been using this last month is a 10lb one!!

I do a 20 minute set of these exercises in the AM and PM

4 minutes is dedicated to my Kettle bell Mandingo Stretches
(put your dick thru the handle, where the handle is sittin near or on the base of your dick, and perform a normal mandingo stretch and hold this for a full minute and then switch hands)
8 minutes are dedicated to my #2 Kettle bell Stretch
(put your dick thru the handle and stretch straightout [perpendicular] from your body. the kettle bell handle will be in the middle of your dick and make a shallow "v" shape. hold for a full minute and then swtich hands)
8 minutes are dedicated to my #1 Kettle bell Stretch
(put your dick thru the handle, where the handle is sittin near or on the base of your dick, and pull your dick straight up toward the ceiling [in standing position]. hold for a full minute and then switch hands)
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Holy fuckin shit that's a good stetch! My cock hasn't felt anything like that since the first time I tried the Mandingo stretch-but this is a LOT more intense. I'm so pumped up right now! 8" is right around the corner, I can feel it!
 
My dick has never been this sore before...this is the best stretch ever. I am a convert!

My forearms are getting a workout too. I'm going to end up with a Popeye dick and Popeye forearms to match!
 
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