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• Aug 5, 2016

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Whut me? Nah nig I'm still trans. I've never even when near my no-no spot (except once in the shower I didled myself by accident). They say prostate massage is like doing a succubus

 

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templnite;701303 said:

Whut me? Nah nig I'm still trans. I've never even when near my no-no spot (except once in the shower I didled myself by accident). They say prostate massage is like doing a succubus

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That was no accident, kind sir! (lmfao)

 

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Yeah I had to lose my third-eye's virginity for the sake of cleanliness. They say the darker the cherry the sweeter the juice either way I popped my own brown cherry

 

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now that Tool lyric, 'prying open my 3rd eye' makes sense, Maynard must be squeaky-clean.
I must admit I make certain everything is uber-clean, as well

 

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So you got the hydrodouche too? :cool: I upgraded to the dragondouche, basically a squirting baddragon dildoe, the ridges are great for *ahem* getting the 'crust' out. You know what I mean dont you John? :s

 

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Fortunately, I don't know what you mean, (not judging, lol) I never let things get to the 'crusty' stage

 

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This is how i was able to break this piece... I wonder if this is a part of the warranty or something.
Idk if thats because of high tension. View attachment 32057

 

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I have been using it for 7 weeks and have gained like 0.2 inch. Still not bad. I am at 7.2 Inches, but i get this when i measure sitting on chair. I think i am lower than this when standing up, i am not sure why. Could that be cause of erection quality?

Thanks in advance!

 

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My Brother if I went with the negative side of all of my diagnosis's I would be a complete freak. Here is my take on my disorders:

1. OCD: I have the ability to concipate on one thing until it is accomplished. Hyper focus!
2. BiPolar: Half the year I took the best shits I can and then I rested for 6 months
3. Multiple Personalities (multiple ip's ) This means I makeup 16 people working in my head on different projects 24/7