LMAO Im laughing my ass off here reading some of the stories, expecially from page 1 hahaha
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Spamjavelin76;687524 said:Late August I was jelqing/pumping, having a good session and my cock was good and big, felt like a king, looking down and thinking "if only my flaccid hang was always this size".
I finished up, slipped a cock ring on to keep the blood in there and keep the ol' fella engorged, when I noticed something which almost gave me a friggin' heart attack - a lump on my dorsal vein which looked very much like an air bubble or something. I freaked out and started having visions of it travelling to my brain and killing me - a somewhat irrational reaction, perhaps, but it put me off pumping completely. Whatever it was, it disappeared after two or three days but I started wondering where the hell it had gone. Had it moved inside my body somewhere? Was it going to burst? Wtf?? I had no idea. I threw my pump in the trash, and I regret it now as my forum brothers assured me that pumping could lead to fantastic girth gains (I have a dick like a friggin' pipe cleaner). I can't afford a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]Bathmate[/words] so I was using an air pump, and wondered if that was the cause of the problem, but who knows?
Nolove;688035 said:Pumped constantly for a week or two with edging. Got blue balls so bad that i ended up ejaculating blood for 2 weeks.
Nolove;688035 said:Pumped constantly for a week or two with edging. Got blue balls so bad that i ended up ejaculating blood for 2 weeks.
DennyA;668470 said:Blood coming from urethra....I freaked the fuck out...then I got used to the occasional "blood letting".
golferjohn;688431 said:This happened to me twice...over-training after a two day break. One drop floating around in my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]X40[/words]...almost had a heart-attack. Backed off on the pressure for a couple of days, then back at it. My advice is to never skip or abbreviate the warm-up and be very careful if you have the VacuVin mod, it can literally explode your business if you're not careful
lightlyfried;688588 said:nah got a cheap cylinder till I do
Munto;688622 said:I would go for a X40X or wait for X50X I think it has already been announced for later this year.
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Munto;688984 said:Lol. Just tell her it's a new gym workout
lightlyfried;688995 said:I can just imagine the deer caught in head lights face whilst a weight dangling inbetween your legs
Munto;689011 said:I don't know what would be worse getting caught while doing PE or watching adult entertainment?!
I would probably say watching adult entertainment is worse
blackego33;689035 said:Whenever you are caught with your dick in your hand..Its not good lol
ChilDsh;688976 said:
Munto;689011 said:I don't know what would be worse getting caught while doing PE or watching adult entertainment?!
I would probably say watching adult entertainment is worse
shortdick;689059 said:rofl wonder what she could have done or said,if she had seen that LOL..
she d be like Dear son maybe you should visit a shrink (psychologist)..
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doublelongdaddy;689505 said:That would certainly traumatize whoever saw this! They would think it was a totorture device!
doublelongdaddy;689505 said:That would certainly traumatize whoever saw this! They would think it was a totorture device!
MaxRichards;689628 said:Only if someone else was using it on you lol.
(Now there's a business idea for the lazy PE'ers. Instead of Rub 'n Tugs, you could start a Rub 'n Stretch service)
doublelongdaddy;689629 said:Yeah, I guess an abusive parent could beat their child with it or use it as a gallows for cats
shortdick;689665 said::Orofl
doublelongdaddy;762271 said:The worst date pre-pe is a chick that smelled like rotten hamburger.
The worst post-pe was a chick I could not fit my dick in.
huge-girth;762324 said:Those of us aiming for 6.5 to 7 inches girth needs to put this into consideration. Going into the vaginal becomes difficult.
doublelongdaddy;762483 said:Like I said, make a model of the size you desire and see if it is realistic. Use a paper towel roll and build off of that. Once you hold it in your hand you will know if it is too much.
huge-girth;762532 said:Will do that but the desire and wants of man is unlimited