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Penis Enlargementrsonally I cant wait to just start Penis Enlargementing again but when this new baby starts gettin produced i can only assume we will be gettin massive. I'm gonna cop one the first day you got em DLD. Keep us updated on the ETA bro.
 
Hey DLD. Is their any kind of guarntee or warranty on the durability of your new stretching device? I would hate 2 get one just to have it break,bend, or a part fall off while it is in use.
 
You could always send people back a refund in the form of a cheque that says - "Refund for device used to stretch infantile sized penis's"... if they want.

haha i'm kidding, i'm just thinking in terms of money for DLD.

but if it works (the device- not the refund thing) i'll take two!

oh yeah, first post ever. YEW!!
 
Originally posted by lohanger
but if it works (the device- not the refund thing) i'll take two!

oh yeah, first post ever. YEW!!
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Welcome lohanger, [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]'s first two-dicked member :p :)
 
Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Well I finished all the illustrations and text. Jaz is putting it together now and said he would send me a url as soon as it's live.
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DRUM ROLL PLEASE ...................................
 
HEY DLD!!! I need one of those stretching devices you are working on BADLY. Yesterday I started to do manual stretches and somehow I managed to either over-stretch the skin that makes up the ridge of my glans or cause some type of irritation to it, because now I have two scabs around the ridge of my glans. They don't now, but they were sore a day ago. Now I have to take time to heal. While I'm healing, DLD please put me down for one of your stretching devices and see what's taking JAZ so long with the site. Shit!!!! I could of used one a few days ago before this happened. In fact, I don't need a website DLD, just give me the info so I can send you my order. THIS IS NOT A JOKE!! Provide me with the cost,shipping and handling, and the shipping address, so I can send my order off ASAP. Thankx
 
Damn King, calm down man. They'll be ready when theyre ready. Dont rush a good thing ;)
 
My bad. Just the whole scabbed penis situation has got me alittle steamed becuase now I have to stop Penis Enlargementing for awhile to let it heal. You guys now how that is!
 
Originally posted by KingD
My bad. Just the whole scabbed penis situation has got me alittle steamed becuase now I have to stop Penis Enlargementing for awhile to let it heal. You guys now how that is!
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oh god yeah. i haven't been able to do Penis Enlargement for about 3 weeks because my roomates are constantly going in and out of the room. it's like whenever i'm done with class there is one leaving but like 10 mins later there is the other one comin back. which SUCKS. and they're not partiers like my roomates were last year (meaning they don't go out for hours on end getting drunk, leavin me behind to Penis Enlargement) so now i think i can' only do my work outs in the shower when i'm getting ready to go to class or something. i NEED that quick 10 minute or so work out. i just have no fuckin time for an affective work out. but i'm sure DLD can help me make my Penis Enlargementing much quicker and just as or if not MORE affective than what i have done in the past.
 
Originally posted by pUNKY
Should i buy DLD device or a hanger?
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pUNKY, these are two entirely different pieces of equipment. My stretcher is an assistant to manual stretches (sort of like RB's Fake Arm) The Bib is the best investment for hanging.


JAZ? Whats the dealeo?
 
YOU CAN ORDER
THE [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]POWER ASSIST[/words] NOW!
I got a picture and order form up here: (scroll to the bottom) http://www.mattersofsize.com/Join Now.html JAZ is finishing up the site now and should be live within a couple days. At least you can see it and order now. The site will have all the current exercises and plans to build your own.

 
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YOU CAN ORDER
THE [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]POWER ASSIST[/words] NOW!
I got a picture and order form up here: (scroll to the bottom) http://www.mattersofsize.com/Join Now.html JAZ is finishing up the site now and should be live within a couple days. At least you can see it and order now. The site will have all the current exercises and plans to build your own.
 
Thats better! Something about the phrase "Making Stretching a Snap" made the hair on my very hairy neck stand up. LOL. Stretching and Snap in the same sentence...ya know? ;)
 
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