I put the laughing smilies to show that I am mostly joking around...teasing, you know. Sorry if I sounded hostile. Some people just seem to get irrationally upset with my stats because I am heavy. I can't help it if my fat pad is 2" when I'm sitting, 1.75" if I am sitting and suck in my gut, or a hair over 1" when I stand and suck in my gut. It makes my NBP hard to prove, but my bonepressed is what it is. I'm not going to lie about it to make somebody feel better, you know? My NBP varies between 6 and 7", like I said, and like that picture proved-- if you measure from the skin and not the hair
. My BP is a solid 7.75, eight if I really push it and unbend my dick a little.