SWM Banned?

pokey's the #2 guy at BTB and it's both of our opinions your an idiot joe

This is some of the funniest "shit" I've read in a long, long time. Tears are rolling down my cheeks.


Har, har har. I can't help it. I'm rolling on the floor!!! Oh, my God. My stomach, my stomach!! I can't stop laughing!!!

Oh, shit!! (Excuse the expression), my stomach hurts so!!

Thanks, guys, for the laugh!!

The Mrs. is upstairs yelling, "What the fuck are you laughing at down there?"

Who knows what's going on but I'm sure if all this was such a big conspiracy or secret this thread would not be open and the ban hammer would fall. The fact that it is allowed to continue speaks volumes of the probably wild accusations. :yes:

jkisineffect said:

nah I just post for him every now and then.

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Pokey was banned for a reason. You posting what he says is just as bad as him posting here himself. Don't post any more of what he says and please try to quit stirring up drama. If we wanted to know what Pokey was saying, we wouldn't have banned him.

Can you imagine having Pokey in your family? He'd be stirring up a crisis every day of the week. If you crave excitement and drama, he'd be sure to fulfill that need.

He reminds me of an episode on the original Startrek--a creature slipped aboard the Enterprise that thrived on anger and dissention. The more shit it stirred up among the crew, the stronger it got. Interesting.

against_odds21 said:

Who knows what's going on but I'm sure if all this was such a big conspiracy or secret this thread would not be open and the ban hammer would fall. The fact that it is allowed to continue speaks volumes of the probably wild accusations. :yes:

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you ever think maybe that's dld's and lightnings plan?

I didn't post this on behalf of pokey I posted this to stick up for him and if you guys are raggin on him when he doesn't have a chance to speak back damn right i'll let him have his words. Just relax guys and take this story for what it is. The truth.

I see the new word is when DLD is doing his paintings that he uses his own blood by cutting his thumbs under the nails and mixes blood into his "art"

Guys, why do you think the Power Assists are Red? DLD paints them with his own blood now from his thumbs, not his fingers because his fingers are a different color blood :s

You guys are doing a good job, our Sales went up 20% so far, keep it coming.

Drama = Memberships Sold

jkisineffect said:

pokey's the #2 guy at BTB and it's both of our opinions your an idiot joe

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Yeah I'm an idiot for gaining from exercises that you and Pokey claim are useless, and then saying such when you publicly bash them. Or is it because I know how to use the little key marked " ?

Lets see phases 2-5, so your saying that half of the following : A-stretches, isolated compression squeezes, toilet compression squeezes, lazy ass stretches, tunica blasters, bundled blasters, Dld bends, rotary stretches, erect stretches, dual jelqs, traction and fulcrum stretches, dry jelqs, and slow squash jelqs don't work. So what half of these exercise don't work exactly. I'm pretty sure that cover most if not all of them, so what do you geniuses claim is completely ineffective. Although you already couldn't provide any examples of people other than yourselves who haven't gained from these, I believe it would be quite easy to find multiple individuals who have gained while having any one of these exercises as a main player in their routine.

But yeah sure, I'm the idiot, whatever.:s

jkisineffect said:

the truth is if this gets out I wouldn't like to be DLD. I have respect for DLD so I don't want trouble but tell that to pokey

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Your words exactly, you said that. Why would we even care about Pokey if he hadn't been sticking his nose in the shit (thats never going to get old). So your whole argument about defending poor old persecuted Pokey holds water about as well as a fat woman who just took a diuretic. One of you came into this with the intent to cause trouble, and whoever it was just makes the other an accomlice.
You two are alot of things in this whole thing, but the victim you are not.

What and where is this magical site we keep hearing of? BTB?

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Do not link to that site in this thread.

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Readin' through this all I can think of is two kids on the playground taunting a third. Then when the third kid runs over to Tweedledum & Tweedledickless all you hear from them is: "Not the face...not the face "!!
It's shit like this that's gonna bring Dallas back, or Dynasty, or Melrose, or Peyton Place...or...

If money has been involved SWM had the right to be pissed off and leave.
The rest are just fairy stories which are fun to read . DLD's personal life and behavior is his business. Who cares if he pisses in the car or not?

SWM helped many guys with his attitude so it'a big loss. If it's all about money DLD be a man and settle it with him and get him back. And later on piss whenever you want.

jkisineffect said:

you ever think maybe that's dld's and lightnings plan?

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Maybe you misunderstood me. I basically meant this is so wild and unbelievable they are letting it go for entertainment.

against_odds21 said:

Maybe you misunderstood me. I basically meant this is so wild and unbelievable they are letting it go for entertainment.

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no I got it I was just saying. SWM's email is up there talk to him about it and see what else he has to say I Guess if you think it's unbeleivable.

jkisineffect said:

I didn't post this on behalf of pokey I posted this to stick up for him and if you guys are raggin on him when he doesn't have a chance to speak back damn right i'll let him have his words. Just relax guys and take this story for what it is. The truth.

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See, what's the point though? We are concerned with what we are doing. Someone claiming exercises that DLD came up with don't work really is supposed to mean something to the rest of us? I gained nearly all my girth from phase 2 and some of phase 3 exercises. They worked for me and frankly I couldn't care less if someone else feels it won't or didn't work for them. Try something else or try harder. Other than that what is the truth??? That story by SWM? If it's true then that really sucks, but this site as much as DLD has put into it, which is more than anyone else has as far as I can see in terms of a Penis Enlargement site, isn't about Mike Salvini aka DLD. It's about Penis Enlargement and that's it. Are we supposed to change our minds about something or someone or know that some guy might have some issues to deal with or wronged someone in the Penis Enlargement community? Well, hopefully some people have learned a lesson from this and that would be not to meet with someone they only know through the Internet or barely know at all and not pay them money/risk losing out on money in addition. I mean that story sounds shitty lol, but yeah that kind of shit does happen. What else do you want for us to take from it? I don't understand the big deal aside from Mike punching SWM in the FACE lol, which is the biggest thing I'd have a problem with, but either way I'm not sure what kind of satisfaction someone would get from telling this story. What's being exposed again....I'm confused now.

DLD by the way you mentioned go ahead post the vid of the day I spent there.

SWM is really confused, I was calling him the other day to let him know I got him in some scenes with Bang Brothers and he didn't pick up the phone because he thought I was calling him to start a fight or something.

Boy did he really lose out in more ways than one.

jkisineffect said:

DLD by the way you mentioned go ahead post the vid of the day I spent there.

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I plan on it, there was allot of excellent information exchanged that day, I thought it was wonderful. I am sorry you saw it differently.