vaseline, this sounds like an epic puzzle of dungeon master difficulty.
just be glad that you don't have the opposite problem. Try to reverse kegel slightly to inflate the glans. That is strange that your inner penis is sore....a promising sign.
I remember about 4 or 5 years ago, I saw a few �naked people movies� pics that were like nothing I had ever seen, and they were real. There was this one dude with a freaking long one, but his inner penis, or his freaking ass muscle between his legs, was ginormous. That is how I knew it was not fake. the guy must have been at least, at least 12 inches.
Then, probably 6 years ago, at a friends house, there was this �naked people movies� on, and this guy was a freaking monster. This guy was a freaking monster. He had the huge ass thing too. This guy was probably 18 inches. He sat on his knees, and just kind of nudged this thing into this woman. There was no way it was fake. I have seen fake.
also, i was watching howard stern one night, and this woma....hooker, who has sex with tons of celebrities, was talking about the biggest ones she has been with. Who was the biggest? V1n d13sel (i dont want this to show up on google, that would be rude to the man). she said he was "huge", and she made a fist and showed her forearm like a huge dick. She said "he was like a foot and a half".
I think some guys make insane gains from the inner penis, and this helps keep the massive blood balloon erect, instead of a floppy long thing. I have also read that when you exercise hard, in cardiovascular terms, like sprinting and then doing pushups...circuit stuff...you create more than twice the amount of blood needed to fill a nine inch penis.
also, has anyone's voice gotten insanely deeper after getting good at kegels and gaining mass down there? I know I have, and the funny thing is, people know of this as well. If my voice is like booming and growling and shit, I have heard people go "you asshole!". Maybe its just me but thats a little scary...how do they know that?(jim gaffigan soft voice, if you know of the comedian)
while many think this is stupid, imagine how you would feel if you had a rod that large? I wouldn't mind being that big, but I wouldn't want to have a huge flaccid hang, I would try to get my shit to curl up to hang at like 7" or something. Having a huge flaccid hang is distracting in public, to me. I wouldn't want to walk up to the check out, and the cashier is giving me wide eyed looks and talking softly....then im like " great, so this guy/girl(ok) is just talkin to my dick! fagmeister..."
tell me what you think, dudes of earth.