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We're all dirty and well hung stud muffins.
MOS reunion last night good but I am pissed at you guys for fucking my girl
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This has GOT TO BE the weirdest and funniest thread of all time since i effin joined this nut job place 
But yeah...i agreed with RED, we ARE well hung stud muffins hahahahahahahah
Keep this shit goin' peeps, it's like a substitute for anxiety pills and psychiatrist appointments. :D
Now, if you mothafukas won't invite me again then i won't ever fuck your wives, dogs or any other relatives in the ass again. Ya heard me dawgs, let me out again and i'll NEVER ever ever ever again be used again like a stand in husband when you guys wanna play bowling or some boring shit. ( excluding golf of course, of which i heard beautiful stories from my man TIGER :D ).
You have been warned bros now stop letting me out of the fun just because they tend to fall in love with my huge and veiny brain. mmmmmmmmmkay?
Peace out,
Mike
But yeah...i agreed with RED, we ARE well hung stud muffins hahahahahahahah
Keep this shit goin' peeps, it's like a substitute for anxiety pills and psychiatrist appointments. :D
Now, if you mothafukas won't invite me again then i won't ever fuck your wives, dogs or any other relatives in the ass again. Ya heard me dawgs, let me out again and i'll NEVER ever ever ever again be used again like a stand in husband when you guys wanna play bowling or some boring shit. ( excluding golf of course, of which i heard beautiful stories from my man TIGER :D ).
You have been warned bros now stop letting me out of the fun just because they tend to fall in love with my huge and veiny brain. mmmmmmmmmkay?
Peace out,
Mike
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I want to try and take all of DLD's cock in my mouth!
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doublelongdaddy;382617 said:
If by containing something dangerous you mean his dick! Am I right?! Hah!
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REDZULU2003;382604 said:
Well if you got dick enough then you can get away with the dirty.
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8InchMIKE;382609 said:This has GOT TO BE the weirdest and funniest thread of all time since i effin joined this nut job place
But yeah...i agreed with RED, we ARE well hung stud muffins hahahahahahahah
Keep this shit goin' peeps, it's like a substitute for anxiety pills and psychiatrist appointments. :D
Now, if you mothafukas won't invite me again then i won't ever fuck your wives, dogs or any other relatives in the ass again. Ya heard me dawgs, let me out again and i'll NEVER ever ever ever again be used again like a stand in husband when you guys wanna play bowling or some boring shit. ( excluding golf of course, of which i heard beautiful stories from my man TIGER :D ).
You have been warned bros now stop letting me out of the fun just because they tend to fall in love with my huge and veiny brain. mmmmmmmmmkay?
Peace out,
Mike
Hey motherfucker, ain't nobody gonna be fuckin' ma dog. You can sneak and and do my woman now and then but you leave my little DLD alone. He don't go for that shit anyway.
You are invited to my next reunion dude but here is the deal. First, you gotta bring me a tube of vaseline cause I am slap the fuck out. Not even a tub to dunk my dick in anymore. Using lots of spit these days and I have to say, I am getting dry. Second, I am needing some help grating cheese because for some reason I have an aversion to that now. Will you grate the cheese? And third and last, I think I need a little help monitoring DLD (the man) and RED (the wild man) because I don't want this shit to turn into a completely gay affair because I don't need that reputation in my hood. Dig?
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REDZULU2003;382615 said:
Dude, I probably should just keep to my self on this but you is a good bro RED and I feel compelled to speak up to help you out and I have an aversion to puke. I don't think your mouth is going to hold the DLD stretched limo, I suggest that you will need to also include your throat in the process. Now I don't know how many hundreds of dicks you have sucked bro but I am guessing (really I am) that you should probably practice with something at least 12" in length and get that gag reflex worked out beforehand. I do this because I like you RED and also as a PUKE avoidance counter-measure. If I was you, I would wear a do rag of something so the DLD doesn't pull all of your hair out. I hear the man likes a little humming but the source that said that might have been high at the time (fucking dope fiend). I am thinking about designating an area out by the compost bin for those leaning to the bi. Dig?
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doublelongdaddy;382617 said:
Well I promise I kept it sterile. I washed it in my dishwasher after every use like 6 times a day. You didn't let RED stick his log in it did you. I heard that for a hoot he is prone to leaving a bit of happiness behind. (Nasty Bastard?) He is a wild man.
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Will a cucumber count?
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Hey man, you can use whatever trips your trigger. All I ask is you get the pukes out of the way before you get to my rugs man. Dig?
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L fuckin' MAO... dri
Hey DLD, was that unidentified substance green and runny? Smelled like fish and feet and was all pus like and shit? I think i know what that was dawg, that's the very same shit that's been drippin' from yall's dicks since the party...some bitch told me about it in cabo where you dudes just went all medieval on her ass and she got it from you dudes... she also said that she had never had a mile of dick in under 10 minutes like she did with you guys LOL Once again DLD only got to stroke in once but taking the better part of the 10 minutes before removing himself from in tha hole and bringing her screaming ruptured pancreas out on a pole.
She's still alive though, turns out it was one of those remove to clean pancreas which don't get diabetes.
Please leave some hookers to us normal dawgs ok? lololololol
Mike
Hey DLD, was that unidentified substance green and runny? Smelled like fish and feet and was all pus like and shit? I think i know what that was dawg, that's the very same shit that's been drippin' from yall's dicks since the party...some bitch told me about it in cabo where you dudes just went all medieval on her ass and she got it from you dudes... she also said that she had never had a mile of dick in under 10 minutes like she did with you guys LOL Once again DLD only got to stroke in once but taking the better part of the 10 minutes before removing himself from in tha hole and bringing her screaming ruptured pancreas out on a pole.
She's still alive though, turns out it was one of those remove to clean pancreas which don't get diabetes.
Please leave some hookers to us normal dawgs ok? lololololol
Mike
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Turnover;382749 said:
Yeah, Thunder and Hobby were there sword fighting according ti DLD. I did not see it my self because I was busy grating cheese. We had cheese.
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Yep and she'll need intense counselling.
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