Dashdeming

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Okay, last night it all started out great. I was thrilled that you all got to my place safely and my pool room and guest house worked out great for the whole event. I could not believe how open you guys were. I bet I saw at least 20 of you with your dicks out and demonstrating your various Penis Enlargement techniques. I could not get over how thick Red's cock is and he is a fucking wild man! DLD's cock is fucking huge and I was a little pissed that my girl starting acting all hot and started flirting with some of you guys. You guys that brought your women....they were some smoking hot bitches dudes!

Now to the bad part.......

I am pissed at DLD, RED and Kingcobra for gang banging my girl. She is fucking ruined now and, even though my cock is fucking huge, she now says she craves, wants, needs all three of you guys filling her holes at the same time again. Shit! You guys should never do a bro this way. It is all she can talk about for the 6 times we fucked today. On the upside she is extremely horny now but at some point she will insist on having those big dicks back in her holes again. And Red, did you really have to shot your cum into her all 4 times? I know you are young and a stud but fuck man, it's my girl. And whoever shot that load of cum on my bedroom dresser mirror is a pervert. I invite you guys into my house and you drink all my booze, smoke up nearly all of my weed and fuck my all my girls holes like your plugging holes on a leaking boat (fucking assholes had to DP her, how do I follow up with that shit).

Well anyway, it was almost a great reunion and one thing is for sure. We have some huge cocks. If you don't believe me, just ask my woman (fuck!)
 
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Laughing my dirty nigger ass off:). #Funny
 
Yeah DLD, you think that shit is funny to fuck up a bro's ho like you and the others did but man it ain't cool really. How in the fuck am I supposed to ring her bell now. You have her complaining that her abs and quads are hurting and get this, (and I say this sarcastically) "because I had to go up and down so far because his cock is so much longer than I am used to riding." Mother fucker. And how in the fuck did you get your whole cock in her when I can't even get my 9 1/4" all the way in. How did you get her to take it all? Fuck. And she is all RED this and RED that and King this and King that and so and so this and so and so that. Fuck. Of course she is extremely horny here now so I guess I will ride the wave until she demands more. Fuck.
 
I thought she said her kidneys were hurting mostly:)
 
Well fuck. Yes, she did mention that actually. By the way, she wants to know who the two cocks were that entered her pussy at the same time. I am curious too. Who the fuck did that? She went from being a nice petite little nasty bitch to a full blown on the floor nasty cum slut. By the way, she says to tell you guys hi. Mother fuckers.
 
That, unfortunately, that was Thunder and Hobby:)
 
Ahhh FuuuuuuuCK. Who invited those no dick ass clowns? Got to do better security next time to keep the snakes out. By the way, who was it that kept yelling in that scottish accent saying, "Fuck the Queen and somebody get me some juice?" I am guessing i was RED as he was bottoming his shit out in my girl but then I was busy and couldn't track the rebel yell down at the time. And who was it that kept wanting to measure your dick DLD. Was that thunder? He is a pathetic acting little freak and seems really obsessed with your wang dude. I noticed he was right there trying to get a measuring tape on your dick every time you withdrew it from my girls cunt. That is a sick little fuck.
 
Dude..... what?

Is this 4 REAL??

If so Dash what did u expect if these monster cocks would be going in ur chick? If she took it once her innocence is long gone.
 
Well I didn't mind sharing a little because they are my good friends but I just feel like they took advantage of my good nature. I mean doing her three at a time is a little overboard, don't you think? She also complained this morning about a sore jaw from trying to smoke their sausage. Of course she won't shut up and keeps telling me this shit over and over. Also, I am missing my new Bathmate. I guess whoever cummed up my garden tub probably helped themselves to that little jewel. I gotta up my hardcore hanging program stat so I can measure the fuck up to DLD or I am going to loose my bitch. Mother fucker and his swinging sausage. I have never in my life seen a flacid dick that long. Well, that is what my girl keeps saying. What a fucking weekend.

Turnover;382203 said:
Dude..... what?

Is this 4 REAL??

If so Dash what did u expect if these monster cocks would be going in ur chick? If she took it once her innocence is long gone.
 
Where did you guys meet? Where's the tread about this meeting anyway? I totally missed it. lol
 
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Hahahahha, i feel sorry for you man!! You should have been sword-fighting them with your dick. Maybe you could win and defeat them, you know what they say: It's not about the length of the sword, but the skills you''.

xD
 
Dash dude, fucking LMAO lol lol lol lol you have braught tears to my eyes bro, that is some nasty writing right there dawg... You DO have to write a book, now it is official...

P.s. One more thing dude, just be glad you didn't envite ME into the mix cause THEN you'd be out'da'door in 5 secs flat after your ehhh...girl? ( yeah right ) saw my pretty face...

She would NEVER EVER look at you again bro, all she'd think about would be my baby face and cute smile...oh and of course my tiny from a huge distance dick too lol

Hahahahahah you are crackin' me up dude, keep up with this insane shit dawg, you have a nac for satire dude

Peace, and tell her i'm sorry i couldn't cut my evening short to be there but will totally spoil her some other day mmmmmkay? lol

Mike
 
Mate I feel with you, but don't you think this is more of a PM thing?

I don't know you, but as for the relationship with the girl, don't get too attached, it's just a woman, don't take it personally, that's the most important thing. When I was with this woman I was in love with her but I still hit on other women. If you lose her for ANY reason, just get over it it's life, it's painful but that's it, I've done my time I know.

You gotta be Buddha on this. As for mates doing your girl that's another story, some dark force shit IMO, but what did you expect? You host a fucking Penis Enlargement convention, full of horny fucks, and no offence, but what kind of women would want to take part actively? It's no surprise if you ask me, some guys can't help it. If I was at a hot women convention with my girlfriend I'd love a foursome with 3 other new hot women than my hot girlfriend. We're humans, we're animals, men and women, you seem to be forgetting some facts man.
 
Be happy that I didn't bang your girl. At least that way she remained alive.
 
alpinefruits;382230 said:
Mate I feel with you, but don't you think this is more of a PM thing?

I don't know you, but as for the relationship with the girl, don't get too attached, it's just a woman, don't take it personally, that's the most important thing. When I was with this woman I was in love with her but I still hit on other women. If you lose her for ANY reason, just get over it it's life, it's painful but that's it, I've done my time I know.

You gotta be Buddha on this. As for mates doing your girl that's another story, some dark force shit IMO, but what did you expect? You host a fucking Penis Enlargement convention, full of horny fucks, and no offence, but what kind of women would want to take part actively? It's no surprise if you ask me, some guys can't help it. If I was at a hot women convention with my girlfriend I'd love a foursome with 3 other new hot women than my hot girlfriend. We're humans, we're animals, men and women, you seem to be forgetting some facts man.

ehhhhhr dude... you should some very good points BUT...he is just kidding bro lol you think he was being serious?! haha wake up and smell the very high grade sarcasm and high level JOKE that Dash is bringing us...

Enjoy the plot bro, just don't think this really happened dawg, that is a side -effect of people taking things WAAAAY too seriously, let some sarcasm in your life and things will be much sweater for you.

Besides...i wasn't there so it COULDN'T have happened, n'aamean??? lol

Peace,

Mike
 
Mike (and others), lately I've been dealing with really strange folk, least to say I can't be surprised by many things nowadays.

Forgive me for not finding this to be a joke, or a funny one, it's just because of some recent experiences I've had, plus the fact I'm pretty new around here.

All in all thank fucking god.
 
Thats ma nigga, thats ma nigga! Your girl was all stretched out good ma man. DLD didn't last long though, but I loved tugging on his meat.
 
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