You know you're addicted to PE when....

virginjelqer;437853 said:
you know you are addicted to pe when...
You use your martial arts skill to invent new exercises!
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haha
 
When you pull off the road to adjust your Lazy Ass Stretch:)
 
when you talk to a hot girl who exclaims she does kettle bell exercises at her cross-fit gym and your first thought is "i gained xxx from kettle bell v stretches!"
 
When you get pissed your flaccid cock does not hit the toilet water:)
 
When you read words that are abbreviated and the first thing you think is erect girth (e.g.) and penis enlargement (P.E.) and Pubococcygeus (P.C.) Erection Quality (E.Q.) Penis (Pen 15) Penis Enlargement old school (Vet)
 
When No matter what you type in your browser [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] is the first website on the list no matter what letter you type, no matter what page you are looking for every time.
 
Turnover;441670 said:
When you read words that are abbreviated and the first thing you think is erect girth (e.g.) and penis enlargement (P.E.) and Pubococcygeus (P.C.) Erection Quality (E.Q.) Penis (Pen 15) Penis Enlargement old school (Vet)
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I just wanted to clarify e.g. stands for example, P.E. is physical exercise, P.C. is personal computer, E.Q. is equal, Pen 15 is the number of pen's after 14 and right before 16, and a VET is usually a person who served in the Military (in case you were like me and only see the abbreviations standing for P.E. terms- that's penis enlargement).
 
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Turnover;441673 said:
When No matter what you type in your browser [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] is the first website on the list no matter what letter you type, no matter what page you are looking for every time.
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Damn, I wish Google was like that!
 
When you spend lots of money and time just so you can be on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] more often.
 
When paper towel rolls and hairspray cans scare you.
 
When getting good suction on a blowjob you start thinking about buying a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words].
 
When your laundry room is filled with boxes of experimental Penis Enlargement gadgets
You have so much Penis Enlargement crap laying around the house you've had to explain (or at least make something up) what things are to friends and family
You sit up till 1 AM thinking about this...
 
You get up at 2 AM and rush downstairs to find your ruler to measure your middle of the night erection! Then login to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] to post about doing it before you forget! lol
 
shortdick;627737 said:
When i think about PE 24/7 i dont think about the exercise but the need of exercisng...
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The beauty of 24 hour PE using the [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]Phallosan[/words] and [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SizeGenetics[/words] really frees you up to do other things in your day without having to think much about PE.
 
When you see a vice grip on a work bench and contemplate how it could be used like a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]lengthmaster[/words].
 
VoorheesXIII;627888 said:
When you see a vice grip on a work bench and contemplate how it could be used like a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]lengthmaster[/words].
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ouch!
 
Need to start a good routine im gonna continue whit the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]ssj[/words]+DLD blasters,i have to exercise everyday from now i have had little breaks that have been keeping me away from good results,im still 7BPEL but definitely i can gain an inch in a very short period of time....
 
VoorheesXIII;627888 said:
When you see a vice grip on a work bench and contemplate how it could be used like a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]lengthmaster[/words].
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This is funny and I have actually thought this as well lol.

So happy I can finally see posts. I couldn't for the last 4 days
 
Stephmags123;628127 said:
This is funny and I have actually thought this as well lol.

So happy I can finally see posts. I couldn't for the last 4 days
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I am so happy too, these attacks are never nothing nice, they only fuck up our rhythm. Lets hope we have crushed them all now.
 
When you drive through traffic and start laughing at licence plates that have things like 649 [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]UJW[/words] or 887 [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]SSJ[/words] on them and can't explain to your passengers why you're laughing so much 😂😂
 
VoorheesXIII;630496 said:
When you drive through traffic and start laughing at licence plates that have things like 649 [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]UJW[/words] or 887 [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-forum/12539-slow-squash-jelq-nothing-give-me-better-expansion.html]SSJ[/words] on them and can't explain to your passengers why you're laughing so much 😂😂
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hahahha good one voorheesXIII lol
 
pogzee;630529 said:
i think when you have a dream about you PEing then you are SURELY addicted to PE....lolrofl
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Yup I have had those dreams. Dreams are a funny thing, they really allow for many incredible things to happen when we are aware of the dreams we have. I dreamed of having incredible gains and that happened. Lately, avoiding masturbation and adult entertainment completely I find myself having wet dreams that completely trump the suffering of avoidance. So what we do not get in reality we can sometimes get in our dreams.
 
I got one!

... when you're browsing a hardware store catalogue and thinking ways to utilize different items from it to PE! (Also automotive catalogues count ;-) )
 
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