i feel bad for the next guy your ex girlfriend meet, DLD. "your size is fine, darling." "my ex's size? Hydromaxmm...*cough* lemme guess."

:P
 
insaneone2;500834 said:
i feel bad for the next guy your ex girlfriend meet, DLD. "your size is fine, darling." "my ex's size? Hydromaxmm...*cough* lemme guess."

:P


I often wonder what Jen tells her boyfriends since our relationship. I bet she never even admits to knowing me. I would hate to be the boyfriend of a girl that was with a dude with a 10.5"...
 
Tell her you want to be the best she has ever had and the best she ever will have period. I started Penis Enlargement when I was 16 years old im 28 now, and I told my girlfriends in the past as well as the one I currently have that I do Penis Enlargement workouts. They ask questions but it's been apart of me since I started, although at an above average start at 16 I didn't need Penis Enlargement, I still have remained focused on my Penis Enlargement goals.

That is the best the ladies have ever had and the best they ever will have
 
doublelongdaddy;500840 said:
I often wonder what Jen tells her boyfriends since our relationship. I bet she never even admits to knowing me. I would hate to be the boyfriend of a girl that was with a dude with a 10.5"...

The irony being that if they found out the truth then they would probably google the usual 'how to enlarge the penis' and end up on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words], double whammy!
 
LOL, yeah. I was gunna say that. I bet your ex know the man's mind very well due to you, DLD. She probably will not admit it, but who know if she get in a heated arguement with a guy, it might come out :P "OH YEAH, BY THE WAY, MY EX IS HUNG LIKE A HORSE. LITERALLY A HORSE COCK. HERES MY SHRINE TO DLD!" *open the closet door filled with your dick pictures"

Ah, i am just playing. but seriously, yeah, itd be so funny if jen's guy come on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]mos[/words] and is learning how to gain.
 
doublelongdaddy;500840 said:
I often wonder what Jen tells her boyfriends since our relationship. I bet she never even admits to knowing me. I would hate to be the boyfriend of a girl that was with a dude with a 10.5"...

Lol, so 80% of the attractive girls I know
 
MikeShlort;500926 said:
Lol, so 80% of the attractive girls I know


To fend for myself, I would hate to be the guy who has to date one of my exes:) 99% will be sorely disappointed.
 
MikeShlort;500990 said:
It's the woman who is going to be disappointed


And the men will more than likely end up here:)
 
Like isaid I don't know how she won't notice when I get the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] !!!!!!!!
More info on the first time she noticed thread .
 
The colonel;508464 said:
Like isaid I don't know how she won't notice when I get the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] !!!!!!!!
More info on the first time she noticed thread .

She will notice after one session.
 
My girlfriend freaked out when the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]titan[/words] came lolz...man she gave me so much problems...what can I tell her??
 
I told my wife just after I started and she thought it was strange and not needed as I satisfy her plenty already but I just told her the truth that its a insecurity thing.

She lost a lot of weight when she was a teen and her boobs shrunk and stayed small so she had a boob job and I said it was the same as that she wanted bigger boobs I want a bigger dick for no one else but myself.

We don't really mention it so its not really a problem for me
 
MikeShlort;508574 said:
I can't see why any woman gets a boob job. They clearly don't understand men in the slightest.

Why not ?

My mrs had c/d cup boobs at 17 then she lost a lot of weight and went to a A cup so she had them done to get back to her C/D cup.

I'm sure if your dick shrunk by half you want to get it back to its former glory lol
 
MikeShlort;508574 said:
I can't see why any woman gets a boob job. They clearly don't understand men in the slightest.


I really do not like breast implants, they feel and look fake. I think that if a woman wants to increase breast size they should use Fenugreek, it is a natural herb and with one month they will make unreal gains in breast size. It is cheap and healthy. Basically it fools the woman's body into thinking it is pregnant and the breast grow in response to this.
 
hepcat;509155 said:
Does she have to keep taking Fenugreek to keep the gains? I'm talking the rest of her life.?:(


You will fall into cycles, she will take it for a couple months and then stop taking it, wait a couple weeks and see how development is, if desired start another cycle. Jen was able to go from a B cup to a DD cup in almost no time at all.

The two side effects you may notice is a faint smell of Maple Syrup, she may also lactate for extreme manipulation.
 
doublelongdaddy;509152 said:
I really do not like breast implants, they feel and look fake. I think that if a woman wants to increase breast size they should use Fenugreek, it is a natural herb and with one month they will make unreal gains in breast size. It is cheap and healthy. Basically it fools the woman's body into thinking it is pregnant and the breast grow in response to this.

My mrs are done well and don't look fake at all, we've had 2 kids since she had them done so they have dropped a little from when the grew when she was pregnant which makes them look completely natural.

Obv if you have a good squeeze you can tell but other then that there good, there not just stuck there like 2 balloons like some fake breasts lol now they are bad
 
Kingy;509416 said:
My mrs are done well and don't look fake at all, we've had 2 kids since she had them done so they have dropped a little from when the grew when she was pregnant which makes them look completely natural.

Obv if you have a good squeeze you can tell but other then that there good, there not just stuck there like 2 balloons like some fake breasts lol now they are bad


Silicone or Saline?
 
Well it happened...my fiancée found the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] where I clumsily left it and forgot to put it away. I keep it in a zipped bag and I heard her saying "what's this?" Then I heard e zipper open and off I ran to stop her but alas I was too late. Needless to say I was embarrassed as fck, but all credit to as her she took it well. She just thought it was absurdly funny and amazed how monstrous the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] looked. She couldn't understand why I thought I needed it and I said it could be fun to use and with time would make me gain in size. She then wanted to see how it worked and I showed her. Needless to say we shagged like crazy afterwards and she's cool with it now. She warned me not to get obsessed with it but it was cool to have fun with.

So all in all it went well :P.
 
LasherG;522870 said:
She warned me not to get obsessed with it but it was cool to have fun with. .

As I would, do not become obsessed! Keep it light and carefree and always let her know she is most important.
 
if you let your female know it is not because you dont want her to cheat on you because of size, not the other way around. it will illustrate your insecurity perfectly. and remember if they tell you "you don't need it" you say "you are just saying that to not make me feel bad about myself"
 
BWC;522907 said:
if you let your female know it is not because you dont want her to cheat on you because of size, not the other way around. it will illustrate your insecurity perfectly. and remember if they tell you "you don't need it" you say "you are just saying that to not make me feel bad about myself"

An even better counter would be to say "I don't need anything. I choose to want this"
 
I really dont think the majority of women would actually leave her husband because of his size (at least not mentally healthy woman - no offense to those that operate slightly left or right of the crazy scale). She married the dude in the first place so he must be at least adequate for her. Once you factor in love (cliche I know) all the rules change. If she loves you she has already accepted all your faults. Insecurity in the face of that is stupid, unnecessary and may actually harm the relationship because it is not up to her to make sure her guy feel secure. Her love should be evidence enough.

So when she asks why I have the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words], I told her that it is just for fun and some extra size might make things even more exciting in the future and I really meant that. Before I met her I was insecure (btw my stats are a hair over 6" nbpl and 5.1" girth so im slam in the middle of average) but when we had sex I realised that she was actually a very snug fit. So after that I changed my perception of what is an acceptable size. I would definitely like some more length (7" would probably be fine) and more girth (5.5" I would be happy with) would be awesome addition but whether i achieve that or not wont matter in the scheme of things to come.
 
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mizzougrad01;495537 said:
Try inviting her to a girth work session or show her a before and after of your cock. I introduced my wife to it by sending her a text photo of the Dick after a hard girth workout when I was maxed out, and she skipped class top come home and get some.

After that we've turned it into a bonding experience with my wife. She loves lubing me up for the pumping sessions and when I clamp she's right there sucking me to get me hard. Sometimes while i'm clamping shell masturbate in front of me and after a few sets when my Dick and head were super thick well fuck while clamped. The only thing she can't handle watching is when I hang and when i'm doing bundled stretches.
invite your wife to do a jelqing session on you as part of your routine make it your 4 play youll both get a kick from it and you know your lady has a grip like a boa constrictor
if you have your wife help then you and her created another memory together and she can say to I Did That lol
im married and i told my wife straight out she Jelqs me and shower time has been more fun she says ................... you can feel the rest in
make her a part of your Penis Enlargement you have to also stimulate blood flow while in the Penis Enlargement so have her tickle your member to keep the blood flowing lol
if ya have to hide it your doing your relationship harm but if you explain it and make her part of the excercises then she will be a better understanding and your relationship will be stronger
 
ShaggyRat;523074 said:
invite your wife to do a jelqing session on you as part of your routine make it your 4 play youll both get a kick from it and you know your lady has a grip like a boa constrictor
if you have your wife help then you and her created another memory together and she can say to I Did That lol
im married and i told my wife straight out she Jelqs me and shower time has been more fun she says ................... you can feel the rest in
make her a part of your Penis Enlargement you have to also stimulate blood flow while in the Penis Enlargement so have her tickle your member to keep the blood flowing lol
if ya have to hide it your doing your relationship harm but if you explain it and make her part of the excercises then she will be a better understanding and your relationship will be stronger

If it is the right kind of girl she may understand. If she is the jealous type you may have to deal with a huge case of penis envy.
 
Lol shaggy that's awesome though I doubt my girl would help me as she gets bored very easily. Or maybe she wont, ill ask her next time ;P. While our sex life is good she is not an overly sexual woman. I think the problem is she has mild OCD and is a hygiene/germaphobe freak. This prevents her from really letting go sexually however she does have an open mind to a certain extent. Working on her so we'll see in the future. One great thing, she came into the bathroom yesterday and chatted to me while I was doing pe (i dont lock the bathroom door anymore since she accidentally discovered my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] and we had the "talk :P) Very easy with what I was doing. If I can get her to help it would be awesome but knowing her Dislike for any repeatative exercise in general, i won't hold my breath :P.
 
LasherG;523166 said:
Lol shaggy that's awesome though I doubt my girl would help me as she gets bored very easily. Or maybe she wont, ill ask her next time ;P. While our sex life is good she is not an overly sexual woman. I think the problem is she has mild OCD and is a hygiene/germaphobe freak. This prevents her from really letting go sexually however she does have an open mind to a certain extent. Working on her so we'll see in the future. One great thing, she came into the bathroom yesterday and chatted to me while I was doing pe (i dont lock the bathroom door anymore since she accidentally discovered my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] and we had the "talk :P) Very easy with what I was doing. If I can get her to help it would be awesome but knowing her Dislike for any repeatative exercise in general, i won't hold my breath :P.

same with mine i worked her out 7 years ago i bought a box of latex gloves and or the cheap white dust gloves gives a different feel to your member once she got use to that talked her into removing the gloves
one step at a time lol
 
i plan to tell her by making sex more and more painful until the point she is crying at the site of my cock.

honestly, i dont think its a good idea to tell her. she wont understand it and will use it against you.
 
How to tell your wife about Penis Enlargement? Tell her you have a genetic defect where you have penis growth through your entire life:)
 
LOL, dld

women dont have penis, so i feel they dont need to know anything about it. pe is already out there in the world now. i feel its enough lol. like, shut up. would you tell your chick that youre popping penis pills or a viagra? Or using a move that you saw on adult entertainment? or something similiar. same logic. thats for strong solid marriages/relationships. if its unstable, giving a weapon to your wife isnt a good idea ha.

It's that. they will either support it then use it against you. *TRUST ME IT WILL COME UP. IF YOURE SAYING IT WONT. YOU EITHER DONT KNOW WOMEN OR MARRIED A VIRGIN., or THEY WILL use it against you. Also, if they are supportive...they also will tell one of their closest female friends or family members. straight up. sooner or later.

Hide it, ive heard of a lot fucked up stories. lol.
 
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Do you explain flossing your teeth?
Do you explain washing your ass in the shower?
Do you explain eating a good meal, drinking a cold beer, sleeping when you're tired?

"Some things I do for me."

And if it gets more complicated than that, then it's her problem to try and understand.
 
insaneone2;529527 said:
LOL, dld

women dont have penis, so i feel they dont need to know anything about it. pe is already out there in the world now. i feel its enough lol. like, shut up. would you tell your chick that youre popping penis pills or a viagra? Or using a move that you saw on adult entertainment? or something similiar. same logic. thats for strong solid marriages/relationships. if its unstable, giving a weapon to your wife isnt a good idea ha.

It's that. they will either support it then use it against you. *TRUST ME IT WILL COME UP. IF YOURE SAYING IT WONT. YOU EITHER DONT KNOW WOMEN OR MARRIED A VIRGIN., or THEY WILL use it against you. Also, if they are supportive...they also will tell one of their closest female friends or family members. straight up. sooner or later.

Hide it, ive heard of a lot fucked up stories. lol.

This is spot on. It's my thing and I keep it that way. I've talked to my brother about it and that's it. My gf doesn't need to know and she wouldn't understand anyway.
 
MAXAMEYES;529531 said:
Do you explain flossing your teeth?
Do you explain washing your ass in the shower?
Do you explain eating a good meal, drinking a cold beer, sleeping when you're tired?

"Some things I do for me."

And if it gets more complicated than that, then it's her problem to try and understand.

Doctrine!
 
This is a thread that needs to be a sticky. Hopefully, I will get a lady who will accept PE as a part of my lifestyle.
 
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And never make her jealous in any way. Because envy can kill a relationship.

I agree. He dare not stare at other women or talk much with them otherwise the wife might start making up assumptions in her head. And when that happens, BOOM!!! Penis envy kicks in.

I like my country for the fact that, every women I've told about PE agree to it. It's as easy as ABC to find a woman that accepts PE in my country. I'm very happy for this.
 
Well, we can completely become obsessed with our size. And it's important not to put that pressure on our girlfriends.
 
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