The most embarrassing and the most proud moments through P.E.

I wanted start this thread so we can share,discuss and have some fun about our embarrasing moments(when someone caught us doing pe)
and most proud moments about chicks comment on our penis or what happend!!!

I think i should start on that!!!
the most embarrasing moment on my pe was,when i go on bathroom to take a bath i always bring my Bathmate inside in a big towel so noone can understand what's in there.
so one time i left my towel with the Bathmate on my bed for 5 minutes and left the room.when i get back i saw my mother coming out of my room and when i watch my bed,
she have made the bed and the Bathmate was out of the towel.she never mention anything of course
and the most proud moment..me and my crush was on a party drunk and we start kissing and then go on bathroom.when she get me naked to blow me...the look on her face was priceless.3 days later she text that i was so fucking huge and hard and she want give a blowjob "gift" to pleasure just me

lol Ok this is an old story but pretty relevant:


A Bad Day In The Life of a Obsessive Complulsive that Penis Enlargement's

I am new to this forum but I desided that I would share the posts over at Penis EnlargementForums.net with everyone here....I am a 35 year old....I suffer with extreme OCD (Obsessional Compulsive Disorder) and BDD (Body Dismorphic disease) Alot of my problems center around my penis....No matter what I think I see it most of the time wrong...What I mean is my measurements are 9.60 x 6.5 and I cannot see it the right way....It is part of this disease...IT SUCKS....For those of you who know me and have been with me on my huge Penis Enlargement journey will get a laugh out of this....My therapist says I should make fun of my disorder...So HERE GOES....

Ok...This is a typical bad day in my life of Penis Enlargement....I was telling Jen (my girlfriend) about it last night and she started laughing hysterically and said I should post it ....

I am still suffering with 2 ingrown hairs at the base of my unit...So yesterday morning I thought I would just not Jelq. to avoid and pain....So I do my regular stretching routine and go to work....Now to understand this you have to realize I work with my family...My Father, My Brother, and My Ex-Wife, In a large building connected to a house that my sister and her husband live. I am just sitting at my desk doing my work (I work on a computer in a very private office) Now my family knows I have extreme OCD and just kinda brushes off my strange behavior...after all they have dealt with it my whole life....My Ex-Wife on the other hand is more suspicious of my odd behaviors and will ask me what I am up to...Now I already decided that I was NOT GOING TO JELQ. but then I came across a picture on the net of this Women who goes by the name of Scarlett....Now I love ghetto bootie with a passion and she is the quintessential picture of GHETTO BOOTIE....So of course I am looking at her and my cock starts to get hard. Then I start obsessing about jelqing and the size of my penis. I am thinking If I don't jelq. I am going to shrink and lose all my gains...etc...etc. and to add to the obsessive mix I see the size of Scarletts Ass and I start thinking my newly shrunk penis would be pathetic against her huge cheeks....So I am sitting at the computer with my half hard cock and a bunch of new obsessions that will not go away until......I GO AND JELQ...

I head to the upstairs loft of our building....This area used to be an attic and was converted into a small office with a private bathroom....This is the place I Jelq when I am at work....Now if anyone has read anything about my problems, the worst possible thing for me is heat...When I get hot a associate this with an attack. Well it is like 140° in this bathroom and I am already starting to sweat and get fustrated. I reach under the vanity and I am out of Vaseline....So I proceed to put my clothes back on my completly soaked body and head back done stairs in a frantic hunt for a lubricant....then I remember that my sister is gone out and she has a 2 year old so I figure there has got to be some Vasoline in her house. I go in and find a fresh container sitting in the baby's room...I feel to guilty to take the whole jar so I grab a handful and head back through the shop...

I bump into my Ex-Wife, vaseline in hand, completely sweating...I must have looked like a big perverted psycho who just got finished wacking off....She gives me a look that supports my theory and I head back upstairs.

I make it to the 140° bathroom, fully dressed with a huge glob of vaseline on my hand. At this point I realize that I have a tight long sleeve shirt on and in order to get it off I have to park the handful of vaseline somewhere....Sweating my ass off I find a piece of plastic bag and wipe it on that so as to get on dressed. Vaseline is a really fun lube cuz it stays on your skin like FOREVER....I have O.C.D. so I have to wash my hands before I can get undressed so I don't infect my clothes with this greasy substance....

FINALLY...I get clean and undressed...My clothes are completely soaked with sweat and my cock is now in frustration mode....Totally Fucking Soft...Yay for that....I muster up enough lustful thought to get some blood back in it and strive to get a decent 1000 jelqs so my ever shrinking cock would be big enough for the enormous cheeks I saw on my computer screen....I decide that looking at my penis would not be wise as I was in a huge anxiety attack and I was positive my penis was now 2 inches....but the funny thing about O.C.D. is I cannot just not look, I HAVE TO LOOK...So I Do....Then I have to see it the right way...and I did...Then I see my shoe laying on the ground and I start getting obsessed about the size difference between my cock and my shoe....Mind you my shoe is over 12" so my obsession that my penis is shrunk is now a living reality in the grand scheme of things. I am now sweating bullets, staring at a shoe and practically crying...so I just drop my penis and I hear SPLASH as my penis drops into the toilet water...so aside from being disgusted I start to feel a bit better because I know the distance to the water (YES I HAVE OBSESSIVELY MEASURED EVERY TOILET I FREQUENT) The distance of 9.5" to the water gives me some temporary reassurance that my penis has not shrunken....I thank God for this wonderful Jelq session and start my hot wrap.....There is only one tiny hand towel....No soap....My clothes are soaked...I am lubed up like the dickins'. So now I realize I have to make it down stair to the other company bathroom....

I throw on my sticky clothes, now covered with vaseline and make my way past the Ex-Wife into the bathroom in the front office. Now I have already made myself see my penis in a good way...and I was still feeling happy about the toilet adventure...So I decided to NOT LOOK AT IT...cuz I might see it wrong and that would ruin my day....So I decide to wash with the lights out....I have to get up on the vanity and wash myself in the sink. This was going pretty well until I realized my penis did not reach the bottom of the sink....As hard as I tried I could not touch that fucking sink bottom...I figure the sink must be deeper than my measurement and decide that I will just forget about this.....YEAH RIGHT....I am finally dressed, clean sitting at my computer...and I am trying so hard not to think about it....but it burns in my head between every fucking though....HOW DEEP IS THE SINK......Finally in a fustrated rage I grab one of the many measuring devices that are skattered about our shop and head for the bathroom, past the Ex-Wife, with this big ruler in my hand....Do ya think she thinks I am alright?

Well it takes me a very long time to measure...I finally measure the sink it is only 7.5" to the bottom.....An instant hot flash...Now I am really obsessing....This means my penis is like 6"....I am ready to cry again....I am thinking it must have shrunk....I mean I was sure 1/2 hour prior that my penis was 9.5" what happened? My OCD is very tricky and will play these games, so in order to find out what the problem was I have to get completely undressed and get back on the vanity and measure the distance of my penis base to the point of the sink that it did not reach....This is when I realized that I have an ass that prevents my penis fom starting at the top of the sink....I am actually quite a bit higher....2" to be exact...I do the math and I finally come to the final theroy that I did not shrink....

Now I feel happy...Everything is right.....and I can continue with my day.....I LOVE Penis Enlargement

lol Ok this is an old story but pretty relevant:


A Bad Day In The Life of a Obsessive Complulsive that Penis Enlargement's

I am new to this forum but I desided that I would share the posts over at Penis EnlargementForums.net with everyone here....I am a 35 year old....I suffer with extreme OCD (Obsessional Compulsive Disorder) and BDD (Body Dismorphic disease) Alot of my problems center around my penis....No matter what I think I see it most of the time wrong...What I mean is my measurements are 9.60 x 6.5 and I cannot see it the right way....It is part of this disease...IT SUCKS....For those of you who know me and have been with me on my huge Penis Enlargement journey will get a laugh out of this....My therapist says I should make fun of my disorder...So HERE GOES....

Ok...This is a typical bad day in my life of Penis Enlargement....I was telling Jen (my girlfriend) about it last night and she started laughing hysterically and said I should post it ....

I am still suffering with 2 ingrown hairs at the base of my unit...So yesterday morning I thought I would just not Jelq. to avoid and pain....So I do my regular stretching routine and go to work....Now to understand this you have to realize I work with my family...My Father, My Brother, and My Ex-Wife, In a large building connected to a house that my sister and her husband live. I am just sitting at my desk doing my work (I work on a computer in a very private office) Now my family knows I have extreme OCD and just kinda brushes off my strange behavior...after all they have dealt with it my whole life....My Ex-Wife on the other hand is more suspicious of my odd behaviors and will ask me what I am up to...Now I already decided that I was NOT GOING TO JELQ. but then I came across a picture on the net of this Women who goes by the name of Scarlett....Now I love ghetto bootie with a passion and she is the quintessential picture of GHETTO BOOTIE....So of course I am looking at her and my cock starts to get hard. Then I start obsessing about jelqing and the size of my penis. I am thinking If I don't jelq. I am going to shrink and lose all my gains...etc...etc. and to add to the obsessive mix I see the size of Scarletts Ass and I start thinking my newly shrunk penis would be pathetic against her huge cheeks....So I am sitting at the computer with my half hard cock and a bunch of new obsessions that will not go away until......I GO AND JELQ...

I head to the upstairs loft of our building....This area used to be an attic and was converted into a small office with a private bathroom....This is the place I Jelq when I am at work....Now if anyone has read anything about my problems, the worst possible thing for me is heat...When I get hot a associate this with an attack. Well it is like 140° in this bathroom and I am already starting to sweat and get fustrated. I reach under the vanity and I am out of Vaseline....So I proceed to put my clothes back on my completly soaked body and head back done stairs in a frantic hunt for a lubricant....then I remember that my sister is gone out and she has a 2 year old so I figure there has got to be some Vasoline in her house. I go in and find a fresh container sitting in the baby's room...I feel to guilty to take the whole jar so I grab a handful and head back through the shop...

I bump into my Ex-Wife, vaseline in hand, completely sweating...I must have looked like a big perverted psycho who just got finished wacking off....She gives me a look that supports my theory and I head back upstairs.

I make it to the 140° bathroom, fully dressed with a huge glob of vaseline on my hand. At this point I realize that I have a tight long sleeve shirt on and in order to get it off I have to park the handful of vaseline somewhere....Sweating my ass off I find a piece of plastic bag and wipe it on that so as to get on dressed. Vaseline is a really fun lube cuz it stays on your skin like FOREVER....I have O.C.D. so I have to wash my hands before I can get undressed so I don't infect my clothes with this greasy substance....

FINALLY...I get clean and undressed...My clothes are completely soaked with sweat and my cock is now in frustration mode....Totally Fucking Soft...Yay for that....I muster up enough lustful thought to get some blood back in it and strive to get a decent 1000 jelqs so my ever shrinking cock would be big enough for the enormous cheeks I saw on my computer screen....I decide that looking at my penis would not be wise as I was in a huge anxiety attack and I was positive my penis was now 2 inches....but the funny thing about O.C.D. is I cannot just not look, I HAVE TO LOOK...So I Do....Then I have to see it the right way...and I did...Then I see my shoe laying on the ground and I start getting obsessed about the size difference between my cock and my shoe....Mind you my shoe is over 12" so my obsession that my penis is shrunk is now a living reality in the grand scheme of things. I am now sweating bullets, staring at a shoe and practically crying...so I just drop my penis and I hear SPLASH as my penis drops into the toilet water...so aside from being disgusted I start to feel a bit better because I know the distance to the water (YES I HAVE OBSESSIVELY MEASURED EVERY TOILET I FREQUENT) The distance of 9.5" to the water gives me some temporary reassurance that my penis has not shrunken....I thank God for this wonderful Jelq session and start my hot wrap.....There is only one tiny hand towel....No soap....My clothes are soaked...I am lubed up like the dickins'. So now I realize I have to make it down stair to the other company bathroom....

I throw on my sticky clothes, now covered with vaseline and make my way past the Ex-Wife into the bathroom in the front office. Now I have already made myself see my penis in a good way...and I was still feeling happy about the toilet adventure...So I decided to NOT LOOK AT IT...cuz I might see it wrong and that would ruin my day....So I decide to wash with the lights out....I have to get up on the vanity and wash myself in the sink. This was going pretty well until I realized my penis did not reach the bottom of the sink....As hard as I tried I could not touch that fucking sink bottom...I figure the sink must be deeper than my measurement and decide that I will just forget about this.....YEAH RIGHT....I am finally dressed, clean sitting at my computer...and I am trying so hard not to think about it....but it burns in my head between every fucking though....HOW DEEP IS THE SINK......Finally in a fustrated rage I grab one of the many measuring devices that are skattered about our shop and head for the bathroom, past the Ex-Wife, with this big ruler in my hand....Do ya think she thinks I am alright?

Well it takes me a very long time to measure...I finally measure the sink it is only 7.5" to the bottom.....An instant hot flash...Now I am really obsessing....This means my penis is like 6"....I am ready to cry again....I am thinking it must have shrunk....I mean I was sure 1/2 hour prior that my penis was 9.5" what happened? My OCD is very tricky and will play these games, so in order to find out what the problem was I have to get completely undressed and get back on the vanity and measure the distance of my penis base to the point of the sink that it did not reach....This is when I realized that I have an ass that prevents my penis fom starting at the top of the sink....I am actually quite a bit higher....2" to be exact...I do the math and I finally come to the final theroy that I did not shrink....

Now I feel happy...Everything is right.....and I can continue with my day.....I LOVE Penis Enlargement

haha this is OBSESSION!!

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Neutronstar;568428 said:

Ok let me start.


4 days ago after my work out in gym with weights i went down to steaming room and relaxed for about 5 minutes. Usually there is full of people is very big room. In that time was no one inside so i decided to do some kegels and reverse kegels also i was facing the door to see if anyone comes in. In the time i was doing kegel and reverse kegel i was thinking for some erotic story to. I never ever had so much hard dick in my life, and i started to think that my dick was going to explode because of the erection. Anyway that's nothing, so i was waiting to loose erection and to go to sauna room but no luck. I waited for about 10 min and he was never thinking to go down. Anyway i was scared as fuckt i enter Jacuzzi some how i manage go in to it without anyone noticing my dick. I had to stay in Jacuzzi for the next 3 hours waiting till everyone leaves so i could walk free to go in the shower. I thought that in the water i may loose erection but i did not and also Jacuzzi water was so warm and i had more erection rock solid because of that. After everyone left i was able to go to shower also trying to hide little because was noticeably and i did jerk off to make my erection goes away but i was struggling to jerk off i was massaging and trying to cum for about 20 min and finally i did cum but it was dry orgasm.

i went to see my doctor today and i told him the story if there was anything wrong but he said no is normal also he was asking if i did take any Viagra or any stuff like that lol.

Has this ever happen to anyone of u guys ? i mean common over 3 hours erection i don't think is normal and i wish i was home doing some jelqing i could add 1 inch in that night lol.

Before this happen i did my routine stretching and Bathmate+jelqing but i don't think is that who trigger erection .

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Cool! Did you do the short and fast helqs your gangsta urolorist told you to do? I've been trying to figure those out...

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Neutronstar;569356 said:

I did man. Is not that hard to do them thought just put your fingers deep in base and that's where the most of the blood moves to penis, at least it happen with me.

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I'll try and give you feedback

One time my Grandmother and my Son were playing with an extender, not knowing what it was

doublelongdaddy;569633 said:

One time my Grandmother and my Son were playing with an extender, not knowing what it was

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MEGA GIGA GUGA HUGE !!!!!!!!!!

My gradma has seen my X40, but didn't even know what it was

Most Embarrassing- About 4 or 5 years ago, I was sitting down and had gotten up while wearing an extender. As I stood up, there was a lady staring at my crotch. This was not an admiring stare, but a "that doesn't look right" type of stare. As I walking away exiting the building, I looked down and noticed that the one of the plastic tubes from my extender was out of place and was peaking through the top of my sweats. I still cringe at that.

Most proud- Quotes from the 3 women that have seen it:

1) "nice and thick", "it's big"- first girl that actually saw it
2) "That's not going to fit", "it's heavy", "thickest I've ever seen" - ex girlfriend
3) "Wow that's huge", "that's the thickest I've ever seen", "you should do ����"- gym girl that seen photos

Gym girl??how you did that??seriously tell me !!

wazedi;569755 said:

Gym girl??how you did that??seriously

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He is a fitness instructor as much as I know

So many people have seen my equipment, so I don't really care, but the first time my mum found my Bathmate was quite awkward. We had a chat about it (she googled it, so she knew exactly what it was before I even knew she found it) and I blamed it on EQ. I made out that it helps EQ more than it does enlargement. She bought it wonderfully

Proudest moment, easily this girl that I was having sex with over the summer of 2011. That was my penis enlargement heyday. A few hairs off 8 inches, and about 6 inches in girth. The first time she gave me head she seemed a bit lost. A few minutes after she finished there was a bit of silence, before she blurted out 'You're quite massive aren't you!'. She must have told me nearly everyday that I had a massive cock. It was quite the motivation!

wazedi;569755 said:

Gym girl??how you did that??seriously tell me !!

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Let me make a better selection of words- " A grown woman that works at a gym that I go to" To this day, we have never messed around. She was asking about my ex gf, and I told her about how my ex was crazy, paranoid, etc. My ex said that I was going around telling everybody that we had intercourse, which didn't happen nor did I say it did. I mentioned that to her and put in G-rated terms that I wasn't going to fit inside my ex due to my girth. She said "wow", and looked down at my pants. I showed her some of my photos, which blew her away. She had a huge smile on her face and thanked me too. She told me that she first noticed it awhile ago when I was working out. She's petite and said that she likes big penises. I'm not going to try anything as she allegedly has a boyfriend and other issues.

I must say that I don't suggest showing women (that you're not involved with) pics of your penis as from what I have heard, most are very turned off by it. A guy I used to work with who had literally dozens and dozens of hot women from all ethnic backgrounds (he claims to be 8" X real thick), used to text women pics of his penis, and was when I saw him do this, they were turned off/walked away.

My most proud moment was when GQ Magazine was at my home doing an interview on me. We spent a good two hours talking until finally the interviewer asked if he could see my penis measured. Now, I was scared! Getting an erection with a man around is not my style. Anyway, after sometime we went for the measurement and the 10+" he came to prove was real was INDEED REAL! He was taken back and really blown away. I think you need to read the interview to get the full amazingness: DLD GQ Interview.

doublelongdaddy;569861 said:

My most proud moment was when GQ Magazine was at my home doing an interview on me. We spent a good two hours talking until finally the interviewer asked if he could see my penis measured. Now, I was scared! Getting an erection with a man around is not my style. Anyway, after sometime we went for the measurement and the 10+" he came to prove was real was INDEED REAL! He was taken back and really blown away. I think you need to read the interview to get the full amazingness: DLD GQ Interview.

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That was a nice read, great story! (claping). I hope you get to have more interviews, so that the community can become larger and larger

wazedi said:

I wanted start this thread so we can share,discuss and have some fun about our embarrasing moments(when someone caught us doing pe)
and most proud moments about chicks comment on our penis or what happend!!!

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One time around 2013, I had the SG extender on. My sister called me from the sitting room I went to meet her, the bulge of the SG was too obvious she was staring. I was so embarrassed. I had to stlishly walk away. This is my only embarrassing moment.

I've had too many compliments I've lost count. There was a time I was fucking this girl with temporary expansion from pumping. I was fucking her doggy style. She suddenly started vibrating in excitement. I've had many mind blowing reaction from women when I fuck them with girth expansion of 6.5 inches. When you fuck women with a 6.5 inches to 7 inches girth, you will see different reaction.