Order Your Power Assist Stretcher...First Come, First Serve

DLD · Jun 1, 2006

Pandora said:
I dont use my vaccum no more or my pole.

I brought one of these instead :D

Did you really? Do you fuck it? Does she talk back? You know she will never leave you:D

*checks out his finances and ponders buying a blonde about 5' 3" with a big bubble.

Pandora · Jun 1, 2006

dear god why is she sticking the mystical stone from the temple of doom in there? That thing is creepy...its so real...

A... dont say that about Mary she is real

Don't sleep on the vacume pole....I woke up with some morning wood today, tried to fit my flaccid into a toilet paper roll and it didnt! Normally my erect could fit in there snugly halfway....its magic.

I suck it up with the vaccum pole from my hover get a good stretch if i lay on my side or I'll stick it in Mary's hand

But its never still in her hand when the morning comes

Pandora · Jun 1, 2006

doublelongdaddy said:
Did you really? Do you fuck it? Does she talk back? You know she will never leave you:D

Yeah some times she talks too much lol so i have to shut her up

I stick her in the cellar or make her sit in the corner:D and face the wall:D

checks out his finances and ponders buying a blonde about 5' 3" with a big bubble.

She was worth every penny tho i have made sure of that:D

:D:D:D

DLD · Jun 1, 2006

Pandora said:
Yeah some times she talks too much lol so i have to shut her up I stick her in the cellar or make her sit in the corner:D and face the wall:D

She was worth every penny tho i have made sure of that:D

:D:D:D

She looks better than the Pandora Power Assist:D

Pandora · Jun 1, 2006

doublelongdaddy said:
She looks better than the Pandora Power Assist:D

Yeah but she will be like OMG!!!! once i have been working out with that sucker:D dropin her pantys in a hurry:D Pandora Assist Power:D its a bird its a plane:D

Juggers · Jun 1, 2006

Those things are unreal....is the skin soft?

Pandora · Jun 1, 2006

Juggers said:
Those things are unreal....is the skin soft?

I think so:D lol

The BTC Killer · Jun 1, 2006

Pandora,

Get the fuck out of here! You have a $7000 real doll? Get the fuck out of here. DO you ever find yourself having conversations with "it"????

Pandora · Jun 1, 2006

The BTC Killer said:
Pandora,

Get the fuck out of here! You have a $7000 real doll? Get the fuck out of here. DO you ever find yourself having conversations with "it"????

Yeah she talks to me more than u do hahahahahhah lol

Lightning · Jun 3, 2006

I had one of these as a drinking buddy

but he kept jerking off on my couch too much so I had to kick him out and get one of these LOL

Pandora · Jun 3, 2006

LIGHTNING said:
I had one of these as a drinking buddy

but he kept jerking off on my couch too much so I had to kick him out and get one of these LOL

I think your drinking buddy stumble over and landed face first in some punanny

SmallPenis06 · Jun 4, 2006

You have a serious, I mean serious mental problem if you actually own one them dolls...<

Pandora · Jun 4, 2006

SmallPenis06 said:
You have a serious, I mean serious mental problem if you actually own one them dolls...<

You have a serious, I mean serious metal problem in thinking that i do lol

Pandora · Jun 4, 2006

SmallPenis06 said:
You have a serious, I mean serious mental problem if you actually own one them dolls...<

Who was that aimed at anyway

SmallPenis06 · Jun 4, 2006

Pandora said:
Who was that aimed at anyway

To anyone who own one of them dolls...

:

Pandora · Jun 5, 2006

SmallPenis06 said:
To anyone who own one of them dolls...:

:D

bcboy · Jun 5, 2006

Man Smallpenis, whoopity do that thing looks sweet. if i could afford one would i have it, you bet.

But back to the main topic how has the shipping been for the PA's i heard they were shipped but no one has said whether they have recieved yet or not. Cause once someone does then i will know mine will be in within a week or so given the border delay. Wonder what their gonna say considering they opened up the package that had the Titan in it. Oh well any word would be great, and pandora that doll is fucking awsome tho cleanup might be a pain.

Pandora · Jun 6, 2006

bcboy said:
Man Smallpenis, whoopity do that thing looks sweet. if i could afford one would i have it, you bet.

But back to the main topic how has the shipping been for the PA's i heard they were shipped but no one has said whether they have recieved yet or not. Cause once someone does then i will know mine will be in within a week or so given the border delay. Wonder what their gonna say considering they opened up the package that had the Titan in it. Oh well any word would be great, and pandora that doll is fucking awsome tho cleanup might be a pain.

Yeah its a bitch the hover works good:D i dont have one really

bcboy · Jun 6, 2006

man that is one cruel joke pandora, oh well we canadians are the trustworthy type eh. oh well but think of the conversation starter it would be at a party.

sweets · Jun 6, 2006

This really made my mornig, thanks fellas

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