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doublelongdaddy
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LAZY ASS STRETCHES
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I spend the majority of my day in front of my computer in a private office so this stretch is ideal for me...it is also good for those who have a driving job or a semi-private work and/or home environment. I wear warmup pant exclusively to work...The kind that button up the sides to give me easy access to my stuff. In a standing position I grab my penis from the back by the glans and stretch it as far as I can to the extreme right...once I am sure of the stretch being very stong I sit on my penis with the right butt cheek...once in seated position with a simple adjustment in seating angle the stretch can be intensified to varying tighness. I sit with my penis to the right for about 15 minutes...undo the stretch and return good circulation then set it up to the left. If time allows I do these for 2+ hours. I also found these to be a very good pre-cursor to Blasters.
 

samzman

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haha that's bad ass i usually spend most of my nights on the couch this will help me LOL :)
 

Super

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DLD you dont have private office you jack ass!!! ROFLAMO
 

bigbutnottoo

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I do this at home but I really dont know how to do this driving. I dont have a private garage- so where the hell am I supposed to standup grab my dick and pull it behind when I am in a car?
 

Super

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Supra's Steps to lazy ass in the car

1. Put on the cruse control
2. Use your knee to steer the wheel if you have to
3. Right hand goes oneder your right leg and graps the penis and then pull it back and sti on it
 

crazyed27

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doublelongdaddy said:
I used to do these everyday when I worked for my Father. On the way to work and on the way home.
I can just see it now on the 5:00 news "Man in head on collision, found dead, for some unknown reason he had his buttons of his right pant leg unbottoned and was found sitting on his penis, with his hand gripped tightley around it!" LMAO
 

bgrand

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Supra said:
Supra's Steps to lazy ass in the car

1. Put on the cruse control
2. Use your knee to steer the wheel if you have to
3. Right hand goes oneder your right leg and graps the penis and then pull it back and sti on it
Hey Supra-man, don't you think it might be safer to
do this at a red light? ;)

bgrand
 

xtremegamer

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I am having trouble getting my ass/leg to grip the penis, how do you keep it from sliding out?
 
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How many un-cut guys are doing these?
 

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