You know you're addicted to PE when....

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You stop your girl from giving you a blowjob, exclaiming, "Woah! Look at that head swell, get off, I need to put my [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] on!!"

Please chime in :)
 
when everything you look at becomes a potential stretching device, and when you put off sex so your regime does not get interrupted :p

hahah great thread
 
1. When I have sex with my girlfriend and tell her I can't bust because I need to make gains. (Doesn't happen much anymore I've said fuck it and let it go.)

2. When I'm getting a blowjob from my girlfriend and I talk her into talking dirty to me 'Your dick is gonna get so big from this edging' or 'I can feel the expansion in my mouth'.
 
When your kids toys start to become Penis Enlargement equipment or visa versa :)
 
When your favorite slacks have a vaseline spot on the crotch (and every other pair of pants)
 
When your kids report card gives you a chuckle cause he got an A in Penis Enlargement.
 
When you look like the baby power version of Scar Face
 
When a blow job becomes a measuring session
 
When you compare your penis to an infants arm
 
When you start hiding items that could be phallic because they are longer or thicker than you
 
When you use your [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X-40[/words] to unclog your sink and toilet
 
When sausage is officially off the menu
 
When you feel disappointed your dick does not touch the toilet water
 
When your checking out in the grocery store and have of your bags are food and the other half are Vaseline, Baby Powder, Hair Ties and other Penis Enlargement necessities :)
 
When you try to rent movies with small dicks to make you girl think you are a monster
 
doublelongdaddy;429131 said:
When your checking out in the grocery store and have of your bags are food and the other half are Vaseline, Baby Powder, Hair Ties and other Penis Enlargement necessities :)
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so true!
 
When a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush
 
DLD is completely dominating this thread-cmon people, let's have some more!!!

"You get a reputation as a gimp due to your constant limp from wearing an [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] all the time..."

"you say things like "let me know if I can touch your ovaries yet" during sex..."
 
doublelongdaddy;429131 said:
When your checking out in the grocery store and have of your bags are food and the other half are Vaseline, Baby Powder, Hair Ties and other Penis Enlargement necessities :)
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LOL!!! That's ME!!!
 
crazy doc;429309 said:
"you say things like "let me know if i can touch your ovaries yet" during sex..."
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hahaha
 
You know you're addicted to Penis Enlargement when...

comparing your dick size to the cans in the grocery is a daily ritual.
 
sizerp;429561 said:
You know you're addicted to Penis Enlargement when...

comparing your dick size to the cans in the grocery is a daily ritual.
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Especially some of the hair spray cans that make Mandingo look small:)
 
lazyhanger;429539 said:
When you watch the bulge of other man, even if you're not gay.
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...kinda gay.. I will never be into pe that much
Priapus90;429348 said:
When your bed room starts to smell like your jelqing lube!!
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hahaha I'm addicted to beating it... My female friends walked in my room and were like mmmm it smells good in here. I was like <.< ... I'm so glad they don't know that's the smell of my raspberry and tropical flavored lubes.

I buy flavored cause it's the same cost as other stuff but it's flavored in case I have a girl over and she wants to blow me :)
 
when you store your [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X-40[/words] in the kitchen sink dish drying area...
 
When you stop at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] ten times a day and have a lot of guys on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] as your Facebook friends.
 
sizerp;429797 said:
when you store your [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X-40[/words] in the kitchen sink dish drying area...
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HAHA nice!
 
You know your adickted to Penis Enlargement when you make phallic spelling errors:)
 
When you're considering to hire a midget as an [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words] device
 
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