You know you are addicted to P.E. when...

You know you're addicted to PE, when you find yourself trying to instruct your girlfriend on the proper way to administer jelqs; when you can clearly see that she just wants to give you a simple hand job.
 
Disco Dave;580260 said:
You know you're addicted to PE, when you find yourself trying to instruct your girlfriend on the proper way to administer jelqs; when you can clearly see that she just wants to give you a simple hand job.
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Did you really do this or you're just giving an example?
 
Zam: I never tried that because blow jobs are way better than hand jobs. Lol. But what if a gym started assigning hot personal trainer chicks to administer private jelq sessions on preffered members. Iam talking behind the cheeks, and everything else. Then once done they give you a blow job in order to get the blood to fill up your penis. LMAO. This may be something that we should invest in. We can call it The Jelq Gym. But the best part is; we can also send the trainers to members houses. But Zam I just need 1.25 million to make this a franchise. Do you think others will chip in if we offer them VIP membership. Lol.
 
Disco Dave;580272 said:
Zam: I never tried that because blow jobs are way better than hand jobs. Lol. But what if a gym started assigning hot personal trainer chicks to administer private jelq sessions on preffered members. Iam talking behind the cheeks, and everything else. Then once done they give you a blow job in order to get the blood to fill up your penis. LMAO. This may be something that we should invest in. We can call it The Jelq Gym. But the best part is; we can also send the trainers to members houses. But Zam I just need 1.25 million to make this a franchise. Do you think others will chip in if we offer them VIP membership. Lol.
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(you're on the joke side again...) rofl

Well, you might have made a joke (I know it), but I am serious here! Opening a PEGYM (not the form)- a place where men go to do PE (yes, a specialized building) and we have women to do the girth work for them would be a good idea!. I mean length- yes, it requires no EQ, but we'll have special meditation relaxation rooms for hanging/stretching. And girth- we'll have naked chicks do the girth work to keep max EQ!

Having SO many people wanting to enlarge their penises- it could be a GREAT franchise, but they are too many non-believers.....

I am serious! That kind of thing would be AMAZING! All we would actually need is a big building, lots of PE equipment (that people will have access to once they pay for an hour of PE (we have to charge, cause girls cost A LOT- especially good looking ones)) and some HOT girls.....

This is no joke, but one day I might try to do something like this! I will invite DLD as a special guest!!!!! :)
 
Well it seems like everybody is from different parts of the world on this site; so everybody can start up one on their part of the earth. But it should consist of certain franchise standards similar to Mcdonalds. Maybe at the door we have a big framed pic of DLD and other originators, Plus TV screens showing jelqs and mandingo stretches, with private cubicles, and for sale PE equipment displayed in Glass casings,etc. Who knows.
 
Btw: The franchise will probably consist of more hung clients due to their egos. But Phuck it money is money. But as long as the women are professional (similar to the attitude of a female urologist), then less hung clients should be okay as well. Now a franchise fee is administered to help with nationwide advertisement which will help break the negative/sarcastic stigma related with PE. Now once that barrier is broke, then money will surely follow. Btw: the business plans is the easy part but getting that initial investment is the problem. Idk. But it should give the feeling of a doctors office with the mix anticipation feeling of a hoar house ( but with out the phucking). This venture will take balls and money to make happen. Lol.
 
Tef1: I agree. But now security is needed for people like you. Lol
 
I realized I was addicted to pe when I finished writing the book on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words], I was amazed at how much I really know about the male figure!
 
You know you are addicted to P.E. when... you put tracking devices on each of your individual P.E. equipment in case they get lost or stolen.
 
Morphosis;581244 said:
You know you are addicted to P.E. when... you put tracking devices on each of your individual P.E. equipment in case they get lost or stolen.
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gps
 
You know you're addicted to PE when you find yourself giving a lecture to your (15 year old) son's gym class on the proper way to do jelqs. Lol.
 
Disco Dave;581646 said:
You know you're addicted to PE when you find yourself giving a lecture to your (15 year old) son's gym class on the proper way to do jelqs. Lol.
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... and it's co-ed
 
You know you're addicted to PE, when you find yourself jumping for joy and opening up your brand new [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]Penis Pump[/words] in front of the UPS lady who just delivered it to you. ( Some things just cant wait ). lol
 
you know your addicted to pe when you wake up from your sleep inside the bath with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] on :P
 
troyboy123;581786 said:
you know your addicted to pe when you wake up from your sleep inside the bath with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] on :P
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That is classic!
 
you know you're addicted to PE... when you mistakenly call your lover by the name of your PE equipment.
 
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