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UPDATE

I am currently in the production stages of this stretcher. I am working on creating illustrations and video of each of the unique stretching positions this item has. I have decided to release it some time next week. I want to create a site for users to have access to so they can view the exercises that this stretcher has to offer. I will also be including instructions on how to make your own for those handy men out there. The latest design is gorgeous and very effective. Hopefully by Monday I will have a basic page up on this. Thanks for everyones patience in this. I only want to release a product that is flawless.
 
Monday? But i want it NOOOOOOOOOW!

Does it work well for us uncut ppl to? I have always had some problem with my bibhanger because of my foreskin.
 
I'm willing to buy this device sight unseen based on your reputation, but if you can post a home made diagram to keep us busy until the real thing arrives, that would be most appreciated.
 
I'll Auction off my Prototype of this stretcher on Ebay. It is stamped "Prototype" on one side with DLD's HAND SIGNED Signature on the other. Bidding starts at $400. Any takers? LOL.
 
Originally posted by Shiver
I'm willing to buy this device sight unseen based on your reputation, but if you can post a home made diagram to keep us busy until the real thing arrives, that would be most appreciated.
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Send me 1 Billion Dollars...actually why get Billions when I can get Millions.
 
Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Send me 1 Billion Dollars...actually why get Billions when I can get Millions.
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You forgot the trademark "Muah ha ha...muah haa haaa...muah haaa haaa haaaa!"
 
DLD,

Will it be hands free? Then I could surf the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] site with both hands free...

rain...
 
Yeah, and build in one of those EMS things that gives me a six pack...and a little computer that shows how many calories burned too. Oh, and a lifetime subscription to Readers Digest if I order before midnight?

A few more questions:
I won't actually have to do any work to use this thing will I?
How many inches will I gain in the first week?
Will it feel just like Deca?
 
Originally posted by ctmwm
WAY PAST!!!!!!!!!!!
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No it's not *sticks tongue out*

Here is the deal so far. I need to get a customs broker license in order to get the product shipped to me. I am working doubletime creating all the illustrations of the different exercises. I have been told that the jigs are being created for the stretcher and will be in full production this weekend. At the very least I will have pictures up on Monday and I will take orders for the initial run. So if you want one order it Monday in this thread and I will add it to the production order.
 
I want one, I´m sure you know you can count on me to be relied upon not to back out on something like this!
 
Originally posted by samzman
how much do these things go for? because i'm a broke ass college student who needs to spend his money wisely :) :p
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I got the Bootleg Versions for Sale. Hit me Up. I'm selling them 2 for $5. :)
 
Originally posted by samzman
how much do these things go for? because i'm a broke ass college student who needs to spend his money wisely :) :p
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$50-$55 dollars (estimating, I do not have a final price from the manufacturer)
 
i guess that's doable for me. i don't know i have to th inkabout it. i wanna save up some money. at least 100 for the gym on campus...one for a chinchilla. (those things are SO fuckin cute) and a few other things that are very well needed for college life. but don't worry. i'm considering grately about buying this product
 
I hate chinchilla's, i got bit by one and i had to swing it round like a helicopter to get the dam thing off.
 
Put me down for one.

When you say customs broker, is that like a clearing agent? If so that's no biggie, the courier can point you in the right direction when you go to collect the stuff. They usually have an office at the airport terminal.
 
Originally posted by Gardenier90
Why the hell do you want a chinchilla? Because it's cute?!?! WTF?!?!
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lmao. yeah dude. shinchillas are the fuckin shit. they're only big balls of fluff with eyes and whiskers.
 
Originally posted by pUNKY
I hate chinchilla's, i got bit by one and i had to swing it round like a helicopter to get the dam thing off.
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LMFAO!!!


Originally posted by samzman
lmao. yeah dude. shinchillas are the fuckin shit. they're only big balls of fluff with eyes and whiskers.
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LOL!
 
Guys, the simplicity of this device will amaze you. The versatility and effectiveness will astound you! DLD, SWM and I have been working very closely together on this project and we are very excited about it and can't wait to get it out there for you guys. This is something that will make you feel it is worth twice what you will spend on it!! FYI, it ain't no powerjelq bullshit gimmick.
 
DLD,

Count me in. I really need assistance with gripping while stretching. This is the thing that has always held me back.

Thanks
Sappy1
 
I know I said Monday and I am still shooting for this. I am finishing up all the illustrations and the html code (going to give it it's own page so we can all add to the exercise list and view current stretches) This just takes some time and I appologize. I will link this page asap.

–DLD
 
Sorry DLD you are probbaly heaps busy right now, i am wondering are you going to put the diagrams of the strecher up on the fourms here? or are the diagrams going into the pay-members only section of the site?

Thanks mate:)
 
Originally posted by jim555555555
Sorry DLD you are probbaly heaps busy right now, i am wondering are you going to put the diagrams of the strecher up on the fourms here? or are the diagrams going into the pay-members only section of the site?

Thanks mate:)
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The Stretcher will be getting it's own section at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] that can be accessed by anyone. This section will be initially for this stretcher and a place to download all the current stretches available and tips on making your own. Over time we will be adding more items to this section that I feel are beneficial to penis enlargement. It will be a place to obtain the best of the best with thorough, informative information. As with anything I do I want this to be perfect and this is why it is taking me so long. What do they say, "Measure twice, cut once":)
 
Originally posted by pUNKY
how much are they in uk pounds, around £40-£45?
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As I said I am not sure what the price will be, most likely less than my estimate. My estimate was off the top of my head (the one ontop) If you are familiar with the format of the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] site the Stretcher will have it's own page similar to that. I have finished most of the illustrations and I have 5 more to complete (working on them now) I will see if I can get one of the illustration up here in a bit.
 
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