The smallest dick in town VIDEO

ADF;601880 said:

First time I ever saw as a kid what pussy looks like was from a Playboy. I thought Hugh Hefner was the luckiest man in the world back then.

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dmoney101;601908 said:

He's a god among men. How he managed to do what he did, i'll never fully understand. That's the king of all pimps.

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youknowme123321;601793 said:

i like to throw playboys near schools...only b.c i wish someone would have done that for me when i was in elementary school. or a neighbors yard who had 10 year olds or around that age.

hahahaha

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8incyclops;602073 said:

Your joking right?

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youknowme123321;602101 said:

yes that is what the hahahaha was for underneath. who throws playboys near schools lol.

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webbi;602085 said:

most of them just seem to be too fat

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8incyclops;602129 said:

is better

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ADF;602132 said:

Good morning 8incyclops, What you doing up this early?

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shortdick;605168 said:

I feel you, growing up whit a short peck between legs is hell now i look back and i feel a bit better im not a �naked people movies� actor yet but i try everyday, even when some obstacles are there to keep me away from my goals

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Lightning said:

I posted this before, in ancient Greek times a small skinny penis was the hot shit (think of ancient Greek art) and a big penis was looked upon as grotesque and comic and something to be on half animals. Times sure have changed due to �naked people movies� and mainstream media, read below...

(1) Long, thick penises were considered--at least in the highbrow view-- grotesque, comic, or both and were usually found on fertility gods, half-animal critters such as satyrs, ugly old men, and barbarians. A circumcised penis was particularly gross.

(2) The ideal penis was small, thin, and covered with a long, tapered foreskin. Dover thinks the immature male's equipment was especially admired, which may account not only for the small size but the scarcity of body hair in classical art.

A passage from Aristophanes sums up the most desirable masculine features: "a gleaming chest, bright skin, broad shoulders, tiny tongue, strong buttocks, and a little prick."

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