My mom once saw my extender when I was visiting her for a couple of days, she asked me "what´s that!!!?" I quickly made up a pretty bad lie and said "It´s one of my goldmithing tools I have" (I was still doing some goldmithing back then.) I changed the conversation directly and quickly hid the extender in the drawer.

And my recent girlfriend have strangely since the beginning we got to know eachother said that one of her biggest fears was finding a guy who was different in an outsider way, especially doing something she had recently saw on a swedish documentary, something called penis enlargement using a homemade device! She asked me a lot if I did something like that, becuase she thought I was big. And said that she would leave me immidiately if she found out I did something like that. She really likes big ones, so I then asked her:
So you only like big cocks that were borned that way?
So a big cock is either something you are born with and that´s great, or you were unlucky to be borned with a smaller but you are not allowed to do anything about it?
I then said that women change their bust and other looks by using a lot of devices and operations, then she ran out of replies, but said anyway that she would leave a guy who did Penis Enlargement, and that Penis Enlargement devices will only give you a long penis but a thin one. I said to her that what if it didn´t make it thinner and existed girth exercises out there?
I often said to her, while talking in phone with her, that I was doing Penis Enlargement, and mounting a device, just to see her reaction, she thought I was joking but I was actually not!!!! But she thought I was just fooling her.
I really wanted to tell her about my Penis Enlargement journey butn decided to keep the secret.
 
HAHA good thread, lovely!

well I actually told my girl that Im doing it..but I never got caught by her or any of my family members rly..Hydromaxm..anyhow, she dislikes it she says but I think it's bullshit haha..she'll enjoy it some more..it's like 2,5cm longer and 1cm thicker girth..it aint that much yet =)
 
I've nearly been caught a few times and managed to get into place properly. Lucky for me I was in bed at the time and could throw the sheets over and pretend to watch t.v or something.
 
fedora;334231 said:
My mom once saw my extender when I was visiting her for a couple of days, she asked me "what´s that!!!?" I quickly made up a pretty bad lie and said "It´s one of my goldmithing tools I have" (I was still doing some goldmithing back then.) I changed the conversation directly and quickly hid the extender in the drawer.

And my recent girlfriend have strangely since the beginning we got to know eachother said that one of her biggest fears was finding a guy who was different in an outsider way, especially doing something she had recently saw on a swedish documentary, something called penis enlargement using a homemade device! She asked me a lot if I did something like that, becuase she thought I was big. And said that she would leave me immidiately if she found out I did something like that. She really likes big ones, so I then asked her:
So you only like big cocks that were borned that way?
So a big cock is either something you are born with and that´s great, or you were unlucky to be borned with a smaller but you are not allowed to do anything about it?
I then said that women change their bust and other looks by using a lot of devices and operations, then she ran out of replies, but said anyway that she would leave a guy who did Penis Enlargement, and that Penis Enlargement devices will only give you a long penis but a thin one. I said to her that what if it didn´t make it thinner and existed girth exercises out there?
I often said to her, while talking in phone with her, that I was doing Penis Enlargement, and mounting a device, just to see her reaction, she thought I was joking but I was actually not!!!! But she thought I was just fooling her.
I really wanted to tell her about my Penis Enlargement journey butn decided to keep the secret.

I like this haha also that she said about stretching and the thing being longer but THINNER is positive in my eyes because it shows that allot of girls\woman dont want a spear like __________ going inside them but something around 7-8 inches in length with good meat around it .. alas THICK. Read my constrictor guide mate and oneday when she is having that insane orgasm and you feel champ .. say this for me :) in her ear ... redzulu hahaa if she says what? reply ... its a god hahaha yea. Ignore I'm slightly manic at the moment LMAO
 
REDZULU2003;334250 said:
I like this haha also that she said about stretching and the thing being longer but THINNER is positive in my eyes because it shows that allot of girls\woman dont want a spear like __________ going inside them but something around 7-8 inches in length with good meat around it .. alas THICK. Read my constrictor guide mate and oneday when she is having that insane orgasm and you feel champ .. say this for me :) in her ear ... redzulu hahaa if she says what? reply ... its a god hahaha yea. Ignore I'm slightly manic at the moment LMAO

I will! Girth rocks!!!!!!!!!
 
My experience: A Bad Day In The Life of a Obsessive Complulsive that Penis Enlargement's

I really had to laugh out lout, thank u DLD, you saved my day :D
 
9inches;334306 said:
I really had to laugh out lout, thank u DLD, you saved my day :D

I laugh too looking back on that day...what an experience.
 
DLD, just reread your post about "A bad day in the life of an obessive Penis Enlargementer" and that has all of our stories beat, for sure! The moral of the story is you survived and, even if your family thought you were crazy, they still stuck by you. hahahaha!
 
I have been in the middle of a routine and my mom or sister have tried either opening or knocking so they think I am jerking off I am sure when I say oh wait a min then they hear the jeans zip up. My gf keeps asking me why I have Vaseline in my room I cover with it was an extra one my sister had from when my niece was a few months old now she is 1 yr. She also keeps saying why is your penis getting bigger and bigger when I started off at 9 inches now its 9.5-10 and noticeably thicker
 
higherone;334764 said:
DLD, just reread your post about "A bad day in the life of an obessive Penis Enlargementer" and that has all of our stories beat, for sure! The moral of the story is you survived and, even if your family thought you were crazy, they still stuck by you. hahahaha!

:) It's true. They know I am insane and they only call me CRAZY:)
 
Never been caught, but my girl knows I do it. Sometimes I do some stretching or cranks while we are in the shower together.

She always says I don't need it, that I'm perfect the way I am, etc... But she's never asked me stop, lol!
 
pnoewbe;360639 said:
Did you ever fall asleep while Penis Enlargement?


Never had that happen...what were you doing?
 
please dont upload pics of men shagging cats, i may be tempted to fuck the neighbours cat. ive already fucked his wife's pussy, and the cat thing just wouldnt be fair!
 
My wife knows that I practice Penis Enlargement. She thinks I'm perfect already but come on I'm just not happy being 7" long. Anyway, she sees a shrink sometimes for depression meds. Those meds have an impact on her sex drive. So she like never wants to bang or anything. Well she went to the shrink the other day and there's good news and bad news. Good news:? she's not taking the meds that make her ignore my cock anymore. Bad news: she friggin told the shrink that I Penis Enlargement! Nice huh? Wtf?
 
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