Ever Get Caught Doing PE?
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i been busted a few times and still get busted on occasion. Its downright funny but breaks concentration to see your womans face when you are in the middle of a hang set or doing some blasters
Never been "caught" per say...but I have on occasion on purpose left a pump out in the open when I know someone is coming over.
Last time I left a pump out in the open was when I was helping my neighbor move a sofa. We were chatting in front of my house and I asked her if she wanted to come in from the cold. She sat down on the couch and I sat on the other side. The pump was sitting directly in front of us on the coffee table. We chatted for a while and soon enough she asks "what is that". I laughed and apologized while acting somewhat embarrased and told her it was a penis pump and that I should be more careful about leaving something like that in the open. Her interest was peaked and she say's that she has never seen a penis pump before and asks how it works.
Now you can see the method to the madness.
I laugh and ask her if she wants to see a demonstration. She say's "sure, I'm totally interested in seeing how this works".
I explain all about it while pulling my cock out of my pants and massaging myself till I'm really engorged then lube up with some leach oil and start pumping. The whole time I'm doing this her eye's are wide open and I don't think she blinked once. I pulled out of the pump a few times a dry jelqed and squeezed more blood into my cock.
The woman was amazed at the process of pumping and "masturbating". It was one of the best pump sessions I've ever had. I had precum running out and she asks if all that pumping made me want to ejaculate. I told her that it was all I could do to hold it back. She then asks if she could watch me ejaculate. I said sure but I'm going to need to take my shirt off cause this is going to be messy.
I jerked off for her and must have shot 3 or 4 good ropes over my head and all over my chest.
I guarantee she never forgets that visit.
Last time I left a pump out in the open was when I was helping my neighbor move a sofa. We were chatting in front of my house and I asked her if she wanted to come in from the cold. She sat down on the couch and I sat on the other side. The pump was sitting directly in front of us on the coffee table. We chatted for a while and soon enough she asks "what is that". I laughed and apologized while acting somewhat embarrased and told her it was a penis pump and that I should be more careful about leaving something like that in the open. Her interest was peaked and she say's that she has never seen a penis pump before and asks how it works.
Now you can see the method to the madness.
I laugh and ask her if she wants to see a demonstration. She say's "sure, I'm totally interested in seeing how this works".
I explain all about it while pulling my cock out of my pants and massaging myself till I'm really engorged then lube up with some leach oil and start pumping. The whole time I'm doing this her eye's are wide open and I don't think she blinked once. I pulled out of the pump a few times a dry jelqed and squeezed more blood into my cock.
The woman was amazed at the process of pumping and "masturbating". It was one of the best pump sessions I've ever had. I had precum running out and she asks if all that pumping made me want to ejaculate. I told her that it was all I could do to hold it back. She then asks if she could watch me ejaculate. I said sure but I'm going to need to take my shirt off cause this is going to be messy.
I jerked off for her and must have shot 3 or 4 good ropes over my head and all over my chest.
I guarantee she never forgets that visit.
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Never got caught. But I remember I left a cock ring out in the kitchen, my partner stoped by, we smoked some herb and drank some whiskey and pepsi. I was cooking some Mac and cheese and I turned around and my Dawg was sniffing my cock ring. I did not say shit, I turned around and mixed the mac up some and thought WTF made him sniff my cock ring was it the Bud or the Whiskey???
I wore a clamp before while having sex with my ex. She knew it was on though.
I wore a clamp before while having sex with my ex. She knew it was on though.
sasquatch;327466 said:
Haha, that's funny! Reminds me of those Penthouse Forum fantasy stories. You really should update us on this neighbor encounters you have. It's very surprising that she wasn't grossed out or, at least, weirded out by it and actually wanted a demonstration. Where is the other half of the story? You know, the part where she pushes your hand aside and says "let me take care of that for you." Haha!
Good stuff.
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Never been caught but my roommate often wonders why I'm in the bathroom for an hour or my room with the door locked forever haha. I just tell him they are long shits 
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He probably thinks you're doing some kind of "ritual" masturbation.
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I love to tell the story about my Aussie pal back at Thunder's, who had many pounds hanging from his dick under his computer desk while on line (in secret). His wife pops in on him as he not so discreetly rips the gizmo off his dick and chucks it under the table.
His wife looks at him with a quizzical look in her eyes.
Wife: What were you doing, honey?
Aussie: Errrrrrr. Oh, nothing, honey, really. Uhhh, I was just exercising my bum leg.
Wife: I didn't know you had a bum leg, honey.
Aussie: Uhhh, yeah, but it's getting much better with these weight exercises.
Wife: Oh, o.k. Honey. (As she turns to go back up the stairs)....But when I entered, I could have sworn you had that weight hanging from your dick.
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His wife looks at him with a quizzical look in her eyes.
Wife: What were you doing, honey?
Aussie: Errrrrrr. Oh, nothing, honey, really. Uhhh, I was just exercising my bum leg.
Wife: I didn't know you had a bum leg, honey.
Aussie: Uhhh, yeah, but it's getting much better with these weight exercises.
Wife: Oh, o.k. Honey. (As she turns to go back up the stairs)....But when I entered, I could have sworn you had that weight hanging from your dick.
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Some funny shit guys.
thanks!
My gal doesn't know I Penis Enlargement. Or if she does she doesn't say. She does tell me I have a big one a lot though. Kinda makes me wonder if she's onto me and is trying to make me feel good.
thanks!
My gal doesn't know I Penis Enlargement. Or if she does she doesn't say. She does tell me I have a big one a lot though. Kinda makes me wonder if she's onto me and is trying to make me feel good.
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hahaha, good stories!! I havnt been cuaght yet and i live with my parents. My GF knows i do and supports me!
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the girl I'm with knows ... but I don't like her watching .... I'll usually turn my back while on the computer chair.
I also just started wearing a cock ring during sex, found my girth goes up about 1/4 inch with it and sex is better
I also just started wearing a cock ring during sex, found my girth goes up about 1/4 inch with it and sex is better
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