Ever Get Caught Doing PE?

Never been busted in the act,but,a few people were curious about all the vasaline I have,the rice sock and why I had so many measuring tapes/cloths and rulers lying around in my room.

I said the vasaline was for cuts on my knuckles....( they probably think I was lying)

I said I used the rice soc as a heating pad for a sore muscle and I couldn't make up a good enough excuse for why i have so many measuring devices....

BazookaJoe;327859 said:

Never been busted in the act,but,a few people were curious about all the vasaline I have,the rice sock and why I had so many measuring tapes/cloths and rulers lying around in my room.

I said the vasaline was for cuts on my knuckles....( they probably think I was lying)

I said I used the rice soc as a heating pad for a sore muscle and I couldn't make up a good enough excuse for why i have so many measuring devices....

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Eh..I don't have a ruler on purpose..prolly would become measure happy. Do they distract you and make u wanna measure often?

longhorns87;327866 said:

Eh..I don't have a ruler on purpose..prolly would become measure happy. Do they distract you and make u wanna measure often?

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Not really. They're nice to have to measure when 100% and also to measure things around me for size comparisons. It helps me because I contantly see objects that I think are big and I end up being bigger or near the same size.
It's good for my head.

I guess I am somewhat measure happy,but, I tend not to be when I'm on a routine,i'll pick a date to measure.

doublelongdaddy;327462 said:

I always wonder who has gotten busted in the act. Have you ever been pumping, clamping, jelqing, hanging, etc. and gotten caught?

Somehow I got through my years never getting caught, don't know how.

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Thankfully i have not got caught doing any of the proceedings but both my mom and uncle have found my penis stretcher.Momdukes cleans my room and my uncle came to visit and his nosy ass came in my room inspecting while i was not home which got me pretty upset cause he is a disrespectful fuck by doing that.He has not mentioned anything about it but the day he does i am going to tell him a thing or two cause i would never think of doing that at his house and i am pretty sure his ass would had told me something as well if i ever did it.i do not know why people think that just cause they older and are related to you they think they could come and invade your privacy.I do not say anything about my mom cause hey!!! that is my mom .She is the one that has complained about why i have such thing.She tells me that if i have a dirty bitch that has had big dongs up in her to hell with her but moms just do not understand that is about me and how i want to better my self in every way possible.Its about me!!! same way it is when someone loses weight for them Selfs. I could give a dam what a bitch think about me.You should want to better your self for you not for anyone else.I Just tell her that me and my friend found it at a factory i was working at and that i do not use such stuff!!! i just have it for laughs.Wonder what i am going to come up with if she finds the Bib Hanger that i am about to purchase :s

Before I even started pe I discussed it with my missus she hated the idea so I tried doing it all behind her back. I was in the bedroom with the �naked people movies� on one afternoon and she came home from work normally I would hear the car pull up and I would make my way to the bathroom to finish up. This time however I was in the middle of a jelque session and she walked in on me.

She said "what the f#@k are you doing"
Me "Nothen" while turning trying to hide my wang"
Her "Are you having a play babe"
Me "Yeah babe thats it I am horny as all f#@k"
Her "Babe let me help you with that"
Me "Oh well if you must"
Her "lick lick slurp slurp"

See even getting busted has its positives.

I have spoke to her since then well spoke to her many months ago about me doing pe and told her that I was doing it she did not completely understand but she knows that she really can not stop me. But to this day I do not do it in the bedroom anymore she never goes into my office so I have complete privacy just had to download a divx player for the computer so I can watch my �naked people movies�.

sasquatch;327999 said:

I have plenty of similar stories.

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do tell

doublelongdaddy;328018 said:

do tell

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I was thinking the same thing it takes balls to do something like that and you my friend must have brass ones.

I wanna get caught by my neighbor

It sure beats dropping the towel post shower

longhorns87;328072 said:

I wanna get caught by my neighbor

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Me too.

doublelongdaddy;328128 said:

Me too.

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You must have a hot neighbor mine on both sides are over 70.

little fella;328152 said:

You must have a hot neighbor mine on both sides are over 70.

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One cute Mom but I love her baby so much that I would not dare.

I've got 2 22 yo hotties on each side. Should get all 4 of em over here

longhorns87;328193 said:

I've got 2 22 yo hotties on each side. Should get all 4 of em over here

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Start pumping your cock in the front yard

...gotta get a pumper. Just concentratin on what I can do with my bare hands for now...

longhorns87;328193 said:

I've got 2 22 yo hotties on each side. Should get all 4 of em over here

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I'm moving >
No hotties anywhere near me.
Oh except in my bed wonder if this will work with my wife might actually start getting some.

I never got caught DOING Penis Enlargement, but I've been busted a lot of times on the site, or with Penis Enlargement paraphernalia in my room, such as lube and extender. I finally just ended up letting my brothers and dad in on it, but currently none of them are doing it. They are all cool about it though.

little fella;328008 said:

Before I even started pe I discussed it with my missus she hated the idea so I tried doing it all behind her back. I was in the bedroom with the �naked people movies� on one afternoon and she came home from work normally I would hear the car pull up and I would make my way to the bathroom to finish up. This time however I was in the middle of a jelque session and she walked in on me.

She said "what the f#@k are you doing"
Me "Nothen" while turning trying to hide my wang"
Her "Are you having a play babe"
Me "Yeah babe thats it I am horny as all f#@k"
Her "Babe let me help you with that"
Me "Oh well if you must"
Her "lick lick slurp slurp"

See even getting busted has its positives.

I have spoke to her since then well spoke to her many months ago about me doing pe and told her that I was doing it she did not completely understand but she knows that she really can not stop me. But to this day I do not do it in the bedroom anymore she never goes into my office so I have complete privacy just had to download a divx player for the computer so I can watch my �naked people movies�.

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Why would she be against you doing Penis Enlargement? Thought you would get to big or what? I haven't seen my girl in a few weeks and my dick has gotten quite a lot bigger since then so I think she will know whats up. Just wondering.

Alpha Effusion;329141 said:

Why would she be against you doing Penis Enlargement? Thought you would get to big or what? I haven't seen my girl in a few weeks and my dick has gotten quite a lot bigger since then so I think she will know whats up. Just wondering.

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Does she know you have been training?

bump

Hmmm, let's see...

When I was "taking a piss" in the basketball locker room senior year, putting on my ghetto POS cable clamp/sock ace-bandage-around-the-upper-leg-to-hold-in-place ADS, my friend peaked over the bathroom stall, nosey mother fucker. He only saw me hunched over (just in case anyone like him were to peak in) and it looked like I was beating off. He told people that I was beating off and I just acknowledged that I was, and he quickly shut up after seeing it didn't phase me.

Another time, still before going off to college, I was hanging OTS with my vacuum hanger while listening to music on the computer at my grandpa's house. I didn't think he'd come home that early, I swore I had heard someone come in the house though. Once I didn't hear anything for a few seconds I assumed it was just a noise. Then he comes walking in and we both do a big OH WTF! How awkward can that get?

Last year I remember I left my pump out on my bed and my roommate was chillin in my room talking with me the whole time. Perhaps he didn't notice?

My roommate fresHydromaxan year would always say, "Oh yeah, pump up that sex toy," when I was pumping in the closet. He'd also make frequent comments such as, "You're one weird mother fucker." Haha.