The bulge checkout thread

doublelongdaddy;544211 said:
Uncle Jims Wrap will always bring stares from the audience:)
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Yeah true.

I went jogging in the park with my buddy last weekend. As we finished up the timing was perfect. We just passed the young couple of Asian chicks that were walking the other direction. This time, the cute one with long black hair totally eye fucked my crotch.

I was wearing my Ring of Power a.d [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]Uncle Jim[/words]'s wrap, in my new tighter sports shorts due to losing weight. I'm thinking bicycle shorts are in my future, LOL.

What kind of easier tube device can I get to do the job of Jim's, but not feel like I'm wearing something on my cock when I rub up on my dance partner? ...(which may not be my wife going fowrard. She called it off again. Her loss.)
 
savageblue;517137 said:
Same thing happened to me 2 days ago. :)

And the khakis I was wearing, let me tell you, it's not just the light colour, but also the way it fits around the groin, it gives me one hell of a bulge, one that I can't possibly hide.

There was even this girl that past me and took more than just a peek. It was more like a real glance. No expression on her face, no display of surprise or whatever, but a long enough stare. Ahhh, the joys of bulging :)
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Switching to briefs (low rise)has improved my "bulge" more not that I needed it . but flaccid is about 1 in longer (about 5") compared to wearing boxer briefs. been wearing them about few weeks


boxers I hang about 6"flaccid but too bad my testicles ache sometimes when wearing them. Chafing is a issue as well
 
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I'm wearing boxers for [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] reasons, makes sense.

I'm asking about a device to sub for UJWrap. Some kinda sock thingy. I head hear about one, some Canadian dude, but I can't get anything but a blog, no sales site.

I want something that will last, is thin and comfortable and stretchy enough to grow wood in. When i was dancing with wife I had on unw at first. But I git woody when she rubbed up on me. I had to go take it off. I was more worried she would figure out I was wearing something...
 
MikeShlort;550014 said:
Divosuit and divo sock. You order from his blog. He is a good businessman, no worries.
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He has been gone for a minute.
 
doublelongdaddy;550082 said:
He has been gone for a minute.
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I'd go with the Xleeve over the DivoSuit. I barely use my DivoSuit. They're good but they scrunch up unless you put two on, and then it's quite tight and it gives me erections.
 
Yeah, divosuit made of spandex. I could never figure out an order button anywhere... so he's gone?

Well, Uj with lock hang is still fine for me.

I really want something thinner I can wear while dancing that will feel more natural when I'm rubbing against an ass or leg. Uj feels like something weird, not a hard cock or semi.

Autoxleeve might work.

Dld, if divosuit dude is gone, business opp for you bro.
 
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Currently doing one of my favourite things that I've not done in years. Get a nice loose flaccid, put on really baggy GREY thin, cotton trousers with a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]UJW[/words]/DivoSuit, and go down stairs and talk to the family cleaner.

She can never resist a look. Every time I look away and then look back she's got her eyes on it.

EDIT: I felt one DivoSuit didn't give the desired effect so I just put on another one for good measure. The hang is about 6 inches but the DivoSuit makes it a bit skinnier than usual but the bagginess of the trouser makes it appear thick still.
 
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3 Quick Ones from my gym:

1) I was jokingly saying to one of the saleswoman that if I go to another gym in their chain, that I'll shave my eyebrows so I won't be recognized. She turned around, looking right at my crotch and said: "you're too hard to miss and recognizable wherever you go" In the past, I've seen her looking at my crotch as I've walked towards her to ask her a question.

2) The same day, as I walked into another room, the cleaning girl walked by me and looked down at my crotch as she passed.

3) The sales manager I had seen check out my crotch 2 different times. As I was getting ready for a heavy bench press, she asked to take a photo of me during the set to post on her fb page.

Women talk, so I assume word has spread or it has at least been brought up.
 
zartan;558244 said:
3 Quick Ones from my gym:

1) I was jokingly saying to one of the saleswoman that if I go to another gym in their chain, that I'll shave my eyebrows so I won't be recognized. She turned around, looking right at my crotch and said: "you're too hard to miss and recognizable wherever you go" In the past, I've seen her looking at my crotch as I've walked towards her to ask her a question.

2) The same day, as I walked into another room, the cleaning girl walked by me and looked down at my crotch as she passed.

3) The sales manager I had seen check out my crotch 2 different times. As I was getting ready for a heavy bench press, she asked to take a photo of me during the set to post on her fb page.

Women talk, so I assume word has spread or it has at least been brought up.
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How do you find sex with that much girth? Are you able to go hard? Do they like it?

Also, how do you look? Attractive? If you are already attractive facially and body then they would likely be checking out your package anyways.
 
zartan;558244 said:
3 Quick Ones from my gym:

1) I was jokingly saying to one of the saleswoman that if I go to another gym in their chain, that I'll shave my eyebrows so I won't be recognized. She turned around, looking right at my crotch and said: "you're too hard to miss and recognizable wherever you go" In the past, I've seen her looking at my crotch as I've walked towards her to ask her a question.

2) The same day, as I walked into another room, the cleaning girl walked by me and looked down at my crotch as she passed.

3) The sales manager I had seen check out my crotch 2 different times. As I was getting ready for a heavy bench press, she asked to take a photo of me during the set to post on her fb page.

Women talk, so I assume word has spread or it has at least been brought up.
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Congratz bro, I know how much pride is fed to us when shit like this happens but Medicating is right, grey thin fabric is great to show off a bit, I use them wit no undies and my flaccid hangs from 7 to 8 inches depending plus if u get the tiniest bit aroused it looks monstrous.
 
Medicating;550597 said:
Currently doing one of my favourite things that I've not done in years. Get a nice loose flaccid, put on really baggy GREY thin, cotton trousers with a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]UJW[/words]/DivoSuit, and go down stairs and talk to the family cleaner.

She can never resist a look. Every time I look away and then look back she's got her eyes on it.

EDIT: I felt one DivoSuit didn't give the desired effect so I just put on another one for good measure. The hang is about 6 inches but the DivoSuit makes it a bit skinnier than usual but the bagginess of the trouser makes it appear thick still.
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I completely forgot I used to do this. Good times.
 
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