The bulge checkout thread

Check this bulge video out on the beech, its DLD's uncle :)

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Yea, it gets pretty weird when I see guys looking at it. I don't mind the woman =) I'm just hoping some chick doesn't have high expections when I whip it out. How long till she stops buying my lies that it takes time to fully grow? Haha.
 
Yeah, for me it's extremely uncomfortable when I catch dudes staring at it, has happened a few times... I just try moving my legs in a way that blocks the bulge from them but it's still viewable for that sexy chick on the other side. :)
 
I don't really get bulges. Right now, I'm wrapped up and wearing khakis. I don't wrap too tight as I don't have time to fiddle about every 15 minutes. I measured myself in the wrap and I'm about 4.5 in girth and 5.5 in length with a loose wrap. I'm going out for dinner and there's literally no bulge... I tried on 3 pairs of trousers and my bulge is never that impressive. If i wrap tightly I can get like 6.5 inches long but then it's thinner.

I see guys walking down the street in jeans with a huge bulge back home, I've tried jeans and they give the least bulge for me. Do these guys have huge balls or something or are they just like 7x5 flaccid? I see it far too often for them to all be just huge guys. Unless everyone has a big dick where I live?
 
Well ever since I started getting good gains and no longer wearing underpants, my bulge has increased. I can't be certain but I think I have witnessed girls looking at it. I think my Mum has also had a glance from time to time.

The problem with playing this bulging game is that I always catch myself checking out other guys bulges to compare.

My flaccid length is usually 4-5 inches long. Is that normal size or a bit bigger?
 
Medicating;481887 said:
I don't really get bulges. Right now, I'm wrapped up and wearing khakis. I don't wrap too tight as I don't have time to fiddle about every 15 minutes. I measured myself in the wrap and I'm about 4.5 in girth and 5.5 in length with a loose wrap. I'm going out for dinner and there's literally no bulge... I tried on 3 pairs of trousers and my bulge is never that impressive. If i wrap tightly I can get like 6.5 inches long but then it's thinner.

I see guys walking down the street in jeans with a huge bulge back home, I've tried jeans and they give the least bulge for me. Do these guys have huge balls or something or are they just like 7x5 flaccid? I see it far too often for them to all be just huge guys. Unless everyone has a big dick where I live?
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Sometimes, it's not so much the size of a guy's bulge, but how tight or loose his balls are. If he has a tighter scrotum, it will push his penis forward, thus giving him a more pronounced bulge.
If a guy is wearing loose underwear and he has a longer penis (7x5 flaccid, to quote your example :)) you will most likely notice "the tube" running down one of his legs, rather than a large volume in his zipper's area.

Both things have happened to me, depending on whether it is a hot or a cold day :P Since I don't have low hanging balls, when it's cold and they tighten up more, I can feel my penis being pressed agains the fabric. When it's hotter, I know that I have it running down my leg. And I'm not that hung in my flaccid state, since I'm a grower.

Oh, and it is awesome to catch a girl trying to sneak a peek at your groin. rofl
 
True, true. I usually have fairly loose balls. I'd much prefer a nice tube running down my leg. Maybe in the future I'll be 7x5 flaccid!
 
Medicating;481991 said:
True, true. I usually have fairly loose balls. I'd much prefer a nice tube running down my leg. Maybe in the future I'll be 7x5 flaccid!
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If you have loose balls, a long flaccid size, and you want to impress in the streets, try going commando or wearing loose boxers while running/walking in grey cotton track pants. Trust me, you won't get unnoticed. :P
 
Did anyone see that video on Youtube of the waiter who stuffed a massive dildo in his pants? The reactions were priceless!
 
doublelongdaddy;482137 said:
Did anyone see that video on Youtube of the waiter who stuffed a massive dildo in his pants? The reactions were priceless!
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Indeed. Hilarious video. Some of the ladies were really mesmerized... almos hypnotized by the view rofl
 
savageblue;482145 said:
Indeed. Hilarious video. Some of the ladies were really mesmerized... almos hypnotized by the view rofl
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It goes to show you that women do like BIG COCKS!
 
I actually caught a female cop eyeing my crotch up onetime. I wasn't erect but had a nice hang going on. I think she was a MILF :) Pretty hot.
 
Here's my great contribution, from an older thread:

Re: Some what of an embarassing situation
I got one kinda similar; a coupla years ago I was going to go along with an old girlfriend to....somewhere I can't remember, but we were gonna just hang & chill afterwards. She decided she wanted to drive and she'd pick me up at my place. It was hotter 'n' fuck so I took a quick shower and was just gettin' dressed when she pulled up. Now, I'd been thinkin' about her sweet li'l ass and nice honkers all shower long, between that and the heat I was hangin' fat and low, so I pulled on a pair of shorts that fit kinda snug around the legs and trotted on out my front door.

Well, I think I was as surprised as she....and her 19 year old daughter, were. By the time I got to the car they were both in tears, blushing like all hell and laughing hysterically; and all she could get out was, "Not wearing any undies today, huh?"
 
MAXAMEYES;482163 said:
Here's my great contribution, from an older thread:

Re: Some what of an embarassing situation
I got one kinda similar; a coupla years ago I was going to go along with an old girlfriend to....somewhere I can't remember, but we were gonna just hang & chill afterwards. She decided she wanted to drive and she'd pick me up at my place. It was hotter 'n' fuck so I took a quick shower and was just gettin' dressed when she pulled up. Now, I'd been thinkin' about her sweet li'l ass and nice honkers all shower long, between that and the heat I was hangin' fat and low, so I pulled on a pair of shorts that fit kinda snug around the legs and trotted on out my front door.

Well, I think I was as surprised as she....and her 19 year old daughter, were. By the time I got to the car they were both in tears, blushing like all hell and laughing hysterically; and all she could get out was, "Not wearing any undies today, huh?"
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I would love to fuck a Mother/Daughter team:)
 
It's always good to have a reaction that is opposite to "OMG, that is gross" rofl.
I've asked my girlfriend whether or not women find bulges attractive and whether or not they eye bulges out a lot. She basically said it depends on the woman.
It is great to be eyed at by a woman who enjoys seeing a bulge or some "snake" swinging in a guy's trousers.

By the way, has anyone seen a video on YouTube where you have a bunch a black guys, basically, just shaking their wangs inside their track pants? I don't remember the exact name for the video, it's something like "slang dicking" or "dick slanging" or whatever, I can't really remember. Anyway, although it looks kind of ridiculous watching a bunch of guys doing nothing but that on cam, it gives you an idea of what it might look like if you're walking around/running commando.
Does anyone know what video I'm talking about? Can you provide the link here?
 
savageblue;482177 said:
By the way, has anyone seen a video on YouTube where you have a bunch a black guys, basically, just shaking their wangs inside their track pants? I don't remember the exact name for the video, it's something like "slang dicking" or "dick slanging" or whatever, I can't really remember. Anyway, although it looks kind of ridiculous watching a bunch of guys doing nothing but that on cam, it gives you an idea of what it might look like if you're walking around/running commando.
Does anyone know what video I'm talking about? Can you provide the link here?
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Never saw this but I want to. If you find link please post.
 
savageblue;482182 said:
Hah! Found it.

[video=youtube;tVx80aVxsm0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVx80aVxsm0&feature=related[/video]
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Sitting in Starbucks with a bunch of young girls around, I will wait till I get home:)
 
Be sure to check the "response" video afterwards ;) Much more to my liking.
[video=youtube;GeWAREdMK1c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeWAREdMK1c&feature=related[/video]
 
Haha, crazy. Only the guy in grey track pants has a penis that you can see through his pants.

I've been going commando for about a month now. I just think i wear the wrong pants as I don't really get noticed unless i wear track pants, and then the bulge is kinda stupidly obvious. I remember with my cleaner back home, I wore my [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SizeGenetics[/words] under track pants. She was going down the stairs, I was at the top of the stairs. Her head was at dick height and we were having a conversation. She couldn't draw her attention away from the thing poking out half way down my femur!
 
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