How women measure a penis

doublelongdaddy;373119 said:
Remember not to discount these guys on their BP measurements. Although the women are measuring wrong this does not mean these guys are small, with a good BP measurement they are pretty huge.
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yes, there are lots of 8 BPenis EnlargementL out there
 
TheStick;373159 said:
I just take it a bit further and measure from the small of my back. My cock's, like, 2 feet long!
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You could work for BangBros:)
 
Kinda like Simon Cowell, but not as bad jeeeez he's a nasty swine sometimes. I think in writing it looks worse but yeah the video shows off a tarts skills with the ruler indeed.
 
Not only measure, but estimating the size of cocks, girls are also bad on that stuff.

They dont even know how the real distances are. Thats the reason, most women cannot drive good. ( There could be few exceptions , such as women race drivers )

One of the girl I have been with, said, I have 10" cock...Simply, they could believe those cocks are 11".

I am not saying they are not huge, there are lots of 8" bpel out there with big girth. ( Especially that black dude, about 6.5-6.75" midshaft girth IMO )
 
One girl said to another that my cock is thicker than ... get this ... a fire extinguisher! I mean come-on please!!! Its thick but nothing like that and I WOULDN'T want it to be. Women are bad at reverse parking and parking in car parks and this because they have problems which has been scientifically backed with them misjudging distance.
 
Thats ridiculous RED, you are at least as thick as a fire truck:)
 
johngunguy;413270 said:
Theoretically, if I thrust hard enough, I could use those extra two inches attached to my ass hole.
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So true, if you push hard enough you may even get your spinal cord involved, that could mean an extra couple feet on insertable length:)
 
Lmao..hilarious thread.

So true, women are complete morons when it comes to penis size.

I can tell you that I have been with countless women who before we had sex claimed their ex's had 10-12 inch cocks which they said they measured. Then also said they could handle it all.

Funny because I'm a 9.3 or so one pressed and practically none of them could take me balls deep. Also when they saw my cock, they pretty much all said I was even bigger than their ex's...

So accordingly to women, I'm about 14 inches :)

Also keep in mind..women are conniving as hell. They love to keep their man's ego humble. They will deliberately say they had bigger just to fuck with you even though they haven't.
 
Women have horrible penis envy, believe it or not, they are seriously jealous of any size penis- that is the truth. They confuse us with size queen bullshit but honestly it has nothing to do with our size or not because you could have a king kong size cock, and guess what it never even ever fucking matters, because I became celibate and I found all women treat you a certain way out of penis envy because my cock has gotten so huge I dont even care to Penis Enlargement anymore because Im saving it for someone special. Wow I said because a lot. Anyways women are just jealous of your penis. Lesbians are the worst:)
 
^^^Agree. All women who dont have penis envy have pussies to loose to hold a fart. So they cant fight:) thats more or less true I think:)
 
You have ruined my suspense of disbelief that goes with watching adult entertainment!
*pfft* HAHAHAHA.
 
Pffff.

I just measured from my thoracic vertebrae, down to my coccyx, along my inner, hidden penis and along the underside of my shaft. 3 feet. Not bad... but her ex was probably 6 feet.
 
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