lifted;315015 said:hey crazy Ed we know your shlong is b ig but how long have you been crazy? And what sets you apart from other crazy people like me?
Lets see, 3 year prison sentence, I live in the hood and I'm white, I had a shotgun pulled on me last march or so I have a thread about it. I got away scott free, Ive been smack with an ironing board while sleeping by my ex because she thought I was cheating and I still stayed with her 2 more years, I have ADD, Ive lived in a house with no occupancy permit for 2 years and tell the code inspector to bassically fuck off in so many words. Ive ran from the cops and got away on several occasions on foot and while driving. And I love my beer and weed. Oh I talk to myself all the time because too many thoughts are going through my head at once. So I say out loud to myself what I really want to concentrate on. I dropped out og high school the day I turned 16 and went in and out of jail for the next 10 years.
Oh and if you fuck with me and my stuff I'll sic my red nose pit bull on you and laugh.
Is that good enough?