A litte story about stuff and gaining

Patrick Bateman said:
I believe 11" is his goal.. his sig says he is 8ish. And I dont think any woman could take a full 11".
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I am an average big dick, whci to me...is anything from 7.75-8 5/8


just someone who got lucky, girth is hard for me to gauge, nothing impressive here, i'm about to hit up a 420 specialty bulge master session. Sorry for posting in the wrong forums too, I remember when i used to spend 10 hour days just looking at the same threads. I learned alot, and well, I hope to be 11 inches soon, like in 2 years. ;) :P rofl :s :O ?:( :) <--sorry
 
-15 minutes jelq, wet or dry
-as much stretching as possible, preferably an hour minumum.
-hanging when given the chance, which is about 5 hours a week :P
-messing up on something, and being so tired and high I pass out while half naked with lubed up hands. :s
-I pump all the time, but real low pressures now, I used to go 8+. Scary, stoned, and stuipid I was.
-Supra Slammers when I feel like teasing myself that much
-DLD blasters, my pc is weak, but I can fuck fora while so I am cool with it for now. But I want steel erections, and I kegel furiously as we speak. rofl
-I guess kegels now too
-rotary stretches
-more jelqs, I like the dual jelq sessions, I think DLD said something of similar proportions. :cool: ;) :O

This is my new 420 from now on routine, I just shaved off a huge beard, and now look like a chick with the long ass, thick hair. But being so tall and skinny, at 6'2 I look like a behemoth chick. I like girls tall though, and any size for that matter. So IiI am kinda screwed, my only weapon, my ultra tight(kinda girl pants) and a thick bulge that nags down past the crotch seam if ya catch my drifter, a sure sign of something massive in grith, standing tall when erect.


<MEGADETH RU)LES)@*#$)@! MEGADETH RUELS ()!@&$)

Ok then, I am going to look strange without a thick long beard. Now I am more prone to pe insecurities which always lead to thick fast fat gains. Oh yeah, I look like a chick, so I try to make my dick long, I'll find a pic of me and a chick ok?

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and that chick is not in any way my girlfriend never will be, just a chick, part of my family tree, and I am NOT COOL WITH UHHHH INBREEDING BUT IF YOU ARE UHUHUH COOL FOR YOU UHU.
 
9cyclops9 said:
. But to say it's the hardest style to play is ridiculous.
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You know what a blast beat is? Mentally, it is simple to an extent, but physically....hehehe it's hard. Now make it a double kick gravity blast, 2/2 right?

ok, you know what a gravity blast is? nope? I knew it, well I can do a drum roll and hit the high hat at the same time. I hit a high hat and a snare with one stick, and the snare with another. Now do quater notes on the bass drum for 1/4, full double kick(tight) for 2/4, 1/8 note for 3/4 and 1/4 notes again, and sometimes it calls for a flip of the beat, and it can sound really good if put in right. Now do this subconciously in front of 100's of people every day.

could you hit your snare as fast as you could with both sticks for 2 hours in 30 degree weather. i didnt even use a question mark because I know you couldnt do it. I know what that scene is lik? And do you get SHIT FROM EVERYONE for playing whatever the hell kind of music it is you like again? Do you? There is more to metal than talent, you have to be an individual. Metal can be easy as fuck, but even if you are burzum, what he did(burned down churches, murdered several people, not just Euronymous whom he went to jail for, denounced his metal scene and becamse the biggest nazi in Norway.)

To me, Burzum's glory is harder to achieve then some guy who just practiced a whole lot because he didnt have anything else to do. Burzum burned down churches, lots of them, to remind NORWAY, that they are still the people of ODIN, and not some other judeo-pagan god. To me, him doing all of that stuff that isnt even music.....heh, it means alot to me. But to someone who isnt into satanism, or odinism, I could see why it wouldnt matter. If there was a black metal band that sounded like Ildjarn and burned down every police station in oregon, and moved to northern europe and got away with it....I would say they are the best band in the world, but when you are a christ hater, you think differently. And all I meatn by hard, was heavy. Then again all the musicians you mentioned are sonically nauseating, good for them, they are so complex that their music makes no sense, and theory sucks.

I just do to christians what they have done to me and other pagans/satanists/younameit for years. FUCKING THEM.

Burning high at the stakes with the love of christ. I may burn in hell, but if I do at least I will always remember that I used to cut the shit out myself, and light myself on fire just to have fun, and enjoy the adrenaline and testosterone. God doesnt put you in hell, he just made it and keeps testing you to see if you believe in him. He fucking made you, throws you down here, and expects you to belive in some stupid fucking book?

Those are the last words I'll ever speak here, it was cool while it lasted, but I know when my posts are going to be more detrimental that beneficial.

Try to have any of your super talented musicians to do that.
Walk down the street and get ridiculed for having hair past your ears, get bottles thrown at you so much that you have had glass pulled out of your back. :cool: I dont wear no leather to fit, don't wear no spikes to be cool, I dont want no woman beside me, just make it fast and rude.
 
I am growing considerably fast, I now have a new uber routine...

in Random order

1.hang 6 lbs for 20 minutes
2.stretch for 2 hours in all directions using a myriad of techniqes.
3.random jelqs and squeezes
4.pump
6.cable clamp adc or cock lock almost always
 
8.1 x 5.6" is awesome, keep it up!

As for metal, I'm a huge fan myself, but I stop really liking Vai, Yngwie, Angelo, etc., after high school. I began to like music that focused more on complex harmonies and rytHydromaxs and not by who could fit the most 128th notes into a bar of music. If you haven't already, you should check out Opeth and Nevermore. Nevermore's Jeff Loomis will definitly satisfy you need for technical guitar, though he's not a traditional Yngwie-style sweeper.
 
Well, it's been a long time since I posted here. I have been sober for a while, and I notice my flacid getting larger. However I haven't gained any length. My main focus is on a thick soup can like girth. Well not as thick as a soup can but whatever rofl

I am doing alot of pump/jelq/supra slammer combo's along with an all day clamp to finish it off. My time has been short. Even so, I will never stop Penis Enlargement.

hey bigsack, opeth are pretty good. Check out Sacramentum's album Far Away From the Sun if you feel a need for some dark and incredibly beautiful melodies. I got away from the uber-technical scene. I still like to shred on the guitar but my rytHydromax's were lacking.

I will get a new routine here soon. I have gained maybe .2 on the girth factor. I have not measured. Anyone try out the cable clamp/lock thing for an all day mini-hang?
 
I think slipknot are fags, havent heard much of mudvayne. I do like Opeth. Cannibal Corpse and Cradle of Filth were cool too, but that is the extent of my metal...
 
kdogg101 said:
Hey aceshigh, what do you think of slipknot and mudvayne?
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I think they are talented to an extent, but I also think they give metal a bad name. I prefer underground bands that can conjur up a dark atmosphere, blackened and often horrific aesthetics, and melodies that are both intriguing and well placed. Both of my bandmates like Slipknot, and I could care less. To each his own indeed. I do not like Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, or any other bands trying to portray themselves as black metal when what they play is far from it. Both bands are very talented, but they need to stop saying they play black metal when all they do is rip off Judas Priest and Iron Maiden riffs, use harsh vocals and blast beats, etc. Black metal is stuff like Mutiilation, Sacramentum's debut, Immortal, Mayhem, Dissection, Emperor, Vlad Tepes, Countess, Burzum, and so on and so forth. I sound opinionated, and you would too if you played in a band that is often classified in an unjust manner.

In conclusion, listen to what makes you feel good.
 
My new routine as of today, 7-25-05. Going to try it for 1 month.

Wake up:

-10 minutes of stretching in a severe manner
-10 to 15 minutes of pumping
-5 minutes of wet or dry jelqing
-ADC

Mid day:

-15 minutes of severe stretching in every direction
-10 minutes of dry jelqing

Night:

-Stretch until hands can no longer take it(usually 30 minutes or so)
-Pump for 5 to 10 minutes, maybe longer
-Jelq until rather plump, about 15 minutes of good jelqing

My routine will never be exact, but I shall try to hold true to this as much as possible. Kegels will be done throughout the day, and a few bathroom stretches/dry jelqs will inevitably occur.
 
5 days into it, seems to be going well. I struggled with stretching for years until DLD gave me a few pointers. Later on I joined the pay site to see what all the raving was about. It did help out, it is incredibly insightful, and without it, I think I would have given up on Penis Enlargement all together. Now, a little over a year after all that trouble with my grip, my stretches are killing the ligs.

DLD, I know you get this alot...you rule man. rofl
 
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It's a new month and time for a new routine. I haven't gained anything on length for a while but a slight girth increase seems to have taken place.

Simple and effective

1 hour of stretching thoughout the day, more if I have time
250+ wet jelqs
2 10 minute pump sessions
 
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