What size do you say you are when asked?

I just say grab a ruler.

And painstakingly inform them that bpel is the standard of measuring while they tell me I need to lose some weight.

Fat pad never stopped me from using all of it though.

Longth;611710 said:

I just say grab a ruler.

And painstakingly inform them that bpel is the standard of measuring while they tell me I need to lose some weight.

Fat pad never stopped me from using all of it though.

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haha! i somehow dont think a lesson in proper dick measuring would be something a women is very interested in

Longth;611710 said:

I just say grab a ruler.

And painstakingly inform them that bpel is the standard of measuring while they tell me I need to lose some weight.

Fat pad never stopped me from using all of it though.

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I can picture this long explanation that she would be like WTF?

Numbers are misleading. It's all about time.

I think tattooing inch marks on the penis would be a good thing When she asks how big, just whip it out and say "See for yourself"

Just discovered this thread, the truth is if a woman asked me that question I would run home crying. I fucking hate that question. That question is my worst nightmare. I long to be that guy, the guy who can just whip it out and a woman goes "oh....my.....GOD!!"

Unfortunately up until now - and probably for the forseeable future - that question scares the shit out of me. The honest answer would probably be "You would laugh if you saw it".

Hmm I've never been asked that before. Imagine if I said to girls "baby I care about you, and I want us to be together. I noticed you got kids...how tight are you?"

Guys cmon )))) you know how good womens are when it comes to penis size..you can fool her so easily.Just add 2" on your size and she will still believe you.

I always tell them it is very small with a big grin on my face. As i am usually getting this question. On my way home with a girl.

And then i keep bullying her about it.

"We can play doctor and im gonna be like you are gonna feel a small sting baby!"

"I once had a girl who could deepthroat me and still be able to talk"

It's kind of funny. Because when you show confidence the chick just follows you anyway.

If a girl said no due to me being small i would pull her into an alley. Pull my cock out and demand her to suck it so she could see for herself.

Basicly no matter what she says im gonna teas her with it or dominate her with it.

And guys. This is actually a shit test.

The girl doesn't care about the answer. She cares about how you reply on it.

If you get shy you will not be an alpha in the bed.

If you laugh at it. She knows she is gonna have a good time tonight

For girls thst im not supposed to fuck. I like to let it be a thing to wonder about. Im gonna be giving them advise on how to take a big cock without pain. Give them techniques and positions. But i will never let them know the exact size. Unless i know the girl is a slut who might fuck me just because of my size. Then im gonna tell her or show her a picture.

my comment to that question is always the same:

"Mine looks just like a penis only smaller" it always gets a smile and if you get them into bed they are in for a HUGE surprise

I've never been asked such a question before.