What size do you say you are when asked?

jordey · Oct 3, 2014

ok guys so the other day this girl im talking to asked me how big my dick was. i usually dont answer that question out of decency an to keep a little mystery, but she kept asking. eventually i just said 8 inches. in reality though, im a little over 7.5 inches bone pressed with a small fat pad, so it was only a slight lie. most women are clueless when judging size so i thought this slight embellishment would give her a more realistic idea of my size.

in the past though, ive heard some wild claims about penis size from both guys own ones and women whove had a certain guy. im just wondering, when asked, what size do you say you are and what size are you actually?

VoorheesXIII · Oct 3, 2014

Haha such a good question! I weigh in at 19.2cm/7.68in bpel, fat pad is about 2cm, i usually round up to 8 if ever asked, don't know why? Guess it just sounds better? Shouldn't take much longer til it is actually true though 😆

samuriajack · Oct 3, 2014

i just say im bigger then a directv remote lol

dmoney101 · Oct 3, 2014

8" of course

youknowme123321 · Oct 3, 2014

i say, "only one way you'll find out." then she finds out

redpubes · Oct 3, 2014

I prefer to keep it a surprise, however if I say, I like to round down... that way they are surprised. Under promise and over deliver.

savageblue · Oct 4, 2014

That never happened except with my girlfriend (after she'd seen it), so I guess I'd probably tell the truth. But I don't really see that situation happening.

DLD · Oct 4, 2014

I usually say "It looks just like a penis only smaller"

This peaks their curiosity big time

LONGERDICK7+ · Oct 4, 2014

What a question a hard one i guess i wouldnt know what to say haha i would ask her why do you want to have sex ? Because ill be happy fu$#@g your ass off .Only a whore can ask that hahaha

samuriajack · Oct 4, 2014

be clutch and say with my size i can take you on a trip to true extacy

mza · Oct 4, 2014

Tell her she'll have to find out the hard way pun intended (include the pun intended and simile)

jakb · Oct 4, 2014

Fuck saying anything, grab her hand and put it on your cock. Then tell her it gets MUCH bigger after she gets you turned on. If shes asking you might as well take the next step up the sexual flirt ladder and have her feel it.

dmoney101 · Oct 4, 2014

jakb;610336 said:
Fuck saying anything, grab her hand and put it on your cock. Then tell her it gets MUCH bigger after she gets you turned on. If shes asking you might as well take the next step up the sexual flirt ladder and have her feel it.

Unless it's cold and you're turtled

samuriajack · Oct 5, 2014

im turtled most of the time at 6 if im having a good flacid hang is close to 7 why is it that im turtled alot?

ShadedSam · Oct 5, 2014

I say 10 and they believe it. I'm almost 10 if I measure from the side so close enough lol

samuriajack · Oct 5, 2014

ShadedSam;610403 said:
I say 10 and they believe it. I'm almost 10 if I measure from the side so close enough lol

whats ur bp length erect now? since u reached 9 at 4/15

Blueballs · Oct 5, 2014

I only smirk and say: "guess"😜

This question used to make me swet like a pig instantly when I was 5.0nbp, now at 6.5x5.75 I know that most women will find me above average witch feels amaizing, there's nothing like being born with a small one and then growing it, it's the most satisfying feeling in the world.

~Blue.

jordey · Oct 5, 2014

savageblue;610191 said:
That never happened except with my girlfriend (after she'd seen it), so I guess I'd probably tell the truth. But I don't really see that situation happening.

if ive been talking/ flirting with a girl for a while (like a few weeks) sometimes it comes up. i usually just either avoid the question, or say im really small to to fuk with them

one girl recently though had asked me like four times so i finally just told her 8 inches. im not far off it though so its not too bad!

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doublelongdaddy;610293 said:
I usually say "It looks just like a penis only smaller" This peaks their curiosity big time

thats brilliant! would be a massive shock when she actually sees it..

TreasureHunter · Oct 5, 2014

It's funny that your first reaction was to go for exact measurements, when she was probably looking for terms like "small, average, large"

Because when she goes out to buy the condoms she isn't looking for the 8 inch condom.

DLD · Oct 6, 2014

jordey;610430 said:
thats brilliant! would be a massive shock when she actually sees it..

That is the reason I say it!

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