Online Penile Descrimination

Actually, I showed it to her a couple of weeks ago.

As I was saying at the topic at �other forum�, I was worried that she would think I was small because she has only seen gigantic, unrealistic, __________ sized dildos like the one on 'Me, Myslef and Irene'. I brang it up and, unfortunaly she was comparing it to the one on the movie when I showed it to her.

I spent about 30 min fucking her mouth on the top of a hill that looks over thet city under the moonlight which was really cool. She didnt say anything at the time.

We walkied back to her house and she kept giving me a funny look and kind of gigiling, I asked her what she was looking at but she wouldnt say.

When we got back to her house she brang up the dildo, and said she didnt know what I was worried about, and she didnt think it would be so big.

Not your classic, "OMFG, what is that" �naked people movies� reaction, but oh well.

Oh yeah, she told me was quite worried because a couple of her friends recently lost their virginity and said it really hurt, way more than they thought it would.

She said it could be a problem because Im so much bigger than her down there.

Just watch, with a lethal weapon like that, you just split you new girl friend down the middle.

hunglikeholmes, haven't seen you around in awhile. So did you impale this girl yet or what? C'mon tell us. Also its pretty fucked up she wouldn't be jaw droppingly amazed at one of the biggest dicks in the world. What does she think all guys are around that size? Well if she ever breaks up with you she'll be in for a rude awakening...