My girls Ex has an 18" Cock???

shortdick;605562 said:
18 inches cock i wonder how he hides it specially if he plays football and gets struck by a football player he could get hurt real bad hahaha crazy brainless ladies out there
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True but he plays basketball for a miami heat not football. When he slam drunks on someone he delivers serious salami :-D
 
LIGHTNING;605604 said:
True but he plays basketball for a miami heat not football. When he slam drunks on someone he delivers serious salami :-D
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lol
 
8incyclops
Any guy that has a 7-8 inch erect cock girth close to 6 can satisfy any woman
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This ^ . Nothing bigger will reliably fit for all speeds and angles. And much bigger than that will start to have diminishing returns in EQ. Not only wouldn't most of an 18'' dick fit in her, it wouldn't get hard enough to in the first place. Not exactly impressive. Tell her to sober up and quit inventing drama before you trade her in for a newer model. :cool:

LIGHTNING
so what do I do? Get corrupt and make my cock 8" so she can tell me it is less than half of her 18" Ex?
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At 8 she'd never be able to mess with your head (cranium/brain) like she's doing now. Rationally you know your current size (not taking a shot at it .. just telling you what you already know) is just the high side of average. You're an OG at MoS. C'mon. Either ignore her crazy ass .. or make the jump to 8 so you never have to give a sh*t about it again.

But pick one and wear it .. cos once a chick who will go to places like that knows that it gets under your skin ..they're more likely to do it again the next time.
 
Asanon;605972 said:
This ^ . Nothing bigger will reliably fit for all speeds and angles. And much bigger than that will start to have diminishing returns in EQ. Not only wouldn't most of an 18'' dick fit in her, it wouldn't get hard enough to in the first place. Not exactly impressive. Tell her to sober up and quit inventing drama before you trade her in for a newer model. :cool:



At 8 she'd never be able to mess with your head (cranium/brain) like she's doing now. Rationally you know your current size (not taking a shot at it .. just telling you what you already know) is just the high side of average. You're an OG at MoS. C'mon. Either ignore her crazy ass .. or make the jump to 8 so you never have to give a sh*t about it again.

But pick one and wear it .. cos once a chick who will go to places like that knows that it gets under your skin ..they're more likely to do it again the next time.
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LIGHTNING is very close to 8" I bet he makes it there just in the testing phases of the new ADS/ANS
 
LIGHTNING;605451 said:
So anyway, my girl got drunk tonight and I was sober... She bragged about how big her ex's 18" cock was. I'm 6.5" x 5.25" on a good day. So i asked her if she came on his 18" cock and she said yes but it hurt. I got hurt personally.

Meanwhile (previously) she was in the studio with DLD and I shooting the dildo size comparison video (In the video section) and saw 5 different sizes in front of her, the biggest size was 9" and when she saw that she said (naturally speaking) that was unreal an that was not possible. BUT meanwhile this is the girl that left her ex for me. He was black, rich, in good shape and plays ball for a big team. I'm out off shape (big time), I'm white, I have game and 6.5 x 5.25 on a good day and broke. What gives???
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If she wasn't exaggerating, she must've been looking at the wrong side of the ruler. 18 cm is almost 7.1 inches.


Anybody who has ever believed an outrageous size claim should take a ruler and try to measure where exactly something like an 18 inch (1 1/2th ft) or 24 inch (2ft) penis would end up on their legs. Now imagine trying to walk around with your dick hanging outside the bottom of your pants leg. OUCH.

Also, try taking a ruler and measure the size of your penis from the top of the base of the shaft towards your belly button. It seems to go in deep, right? That's what your partner is seeing/feeling. Now try that with the 18 inch claim. I don't know about you but that goes past my right pectoral muscle. That's insane. No one is that huge.
 
TreasureHunter;606131 said:
If she wasn't exaggerating, she must've been looking at the wrong side of the ruler. 18 cm is almost 7.1 inches.


Anybody who has ever believed an outrageous size claim should take a ruler and try to measure where exactly something like an 18 inch (1 1/2th ft) or 24 inch (2ft) penis would end up on their legs. Now imagine trying to walk around with your dick hanging outside the bottom of your pants leg. OUCH.

Also, try taking a ruler and measure the size of your penis from the top of the base of the shaft towards your belly button. It seems to go in deep, right? That's what your partner is seeing/feeling. Now try that with the 18 inch claim. I don't know about you but that goes past my right pectoral muscle. That's insane. No one is that huge.
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Nah bro, she has never even seen a real 8" cock. I can tell by her reaction when she saw the 9" dildo. She genuinely thought is was unrealistic. She thought the 7.5" one was rediculous. I come to realize (base on her past ex pictures) she had been with allot of small framed short skinny guys that weigh a 110 lbs or so with slightly above average sizes. Maybe someone had a good 7" or 7.5 with decent girth and was a monster to her. I moved on already and got past this.
 
My lady got big titts but I still dont know the size of her Tig O Bittys. But it doesnt matter. Even if she had smaller titts; it wouldnt matter; I would still enjoy them. I think chicks think the same way sometime.
 
Disco Dave;606199 said:
My lady got big titts but I still dont know the size of her Tig O Bittys. But it doesnt matter. Even if she had smaller titts; it wouldnt matter; I would still enjoy them. I think chicks think the same way sometime.
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Very good point, most men have no idea the size of womens boobs. I know the size of my ladies boobs because we are usually together when shopping for clothes. I'm not really a boob guy but they do come in handy at times :)
 
LIGHTNING;606195 said:
Nah bro, she has never even seen a real 8" cock. I can tell by her reaction when she saw the 9" dildo. She genuinely thought is was unrealistic. She thought the 7.5" one was rediculous. I come to realize (base on her past ex pictures) she had been with allot of small framed short skinny guys that weigh a 110 lbs or so with slightly above average sizes. Maybe someone had a good 7" or 7.5 with decent girth and was a monster to her. I moved on already and got past this.
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She was drunk for sure
 
LIGHTNING;606242 said:
Very good point, most men have no idea the size of womens boobs. I know the size of my ladies boobs because we are usually together when shopping for clothes. I'm not really a boob guy but they do come in handy at times :)
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Yup I thought my girl had c cups and I finally asked her they are DD
 
LIGHTNING;606278 said:
Nah I put them in really tight jeans for the good jerk. ;)
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lol, that just got me 33% erect:)
 
Lightning: LOL. I tried to google search a picture of a Human 18inch Cock. Now guess what. Google replied with the following message " Theres No Such Thing As a 18 Inch Human Cock; So Tell Lightning To Stop Having People Google Search This Nonsense". Lol. You lied to me Lightning. Lmao. This is the catchiest thread title I have seen in a while. Good job bro.
 
Disco Dave;606412 said:
Lightning: LOL. I tried to google search a picture of a Human 18inch Cock. Now guess what. Google replied with the following message " Theres No Such Thing As a 18 Inch Human Cock; So Tell Lightning To Stop Having People Google Search This Nonsense". Lol. You lied to me Lightning. Lmao. This is the catchiest thread title I have seen in a while. Good job bro.
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That's why it takes me to be the one to share this shit ;) lol
 
LIGHTNING;606422 said:
That's why it takes me to be the one to share this shit ;) lol
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You are one of the Frankest people I know.
 
I must admit you almost had me chime in to "convince" you that there's no such thing as an 18er, just as some others did here. But then I thought: "He can't be serious. Years on Mos and close to DLD must have taught him this is plain bs." Good troll, bro!LMAO I picture a Lightning laughing his ass off behind his keyboard.LMAO
 
Now that I think back, IIRC when we had all the dildos in the studio she thought the 9" was 15" so if you use that math and take away 6" from 18" she was with.......drumroll.................__________? Fred Foolish was it you?....Damn lol
 
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