can anyone suck on their own dick??

Being gay is not about sticking stuff up your ass or mouth, is about having feelings towards – and being attracted to – people of the same sex. Otherwise, any man who had ever had a prostate examination would have been considered gay from that moment on
At least this is my opinion. The gay guys in the forum are free to give in their own, certified, opinions .

What I mean by this is that, just because you can suck your own dick, or just because you like your girlfriend to stick her finger up your ass (or even a dildo), that doesn't make you gay.

In fact, if you look at it from a technical point of you, is having a dick in your mouth just as gay as holding a hard one in your hand and wanking it? 'cause we've all been there and done that, haven't we?

For my own part, although I admit that it does look weird, I would definitely suck myself if I had the flexibility to do it . Luckily enough, I found me a girl who excels at it, but we only see each other twice a week Boo hoo!

The way I see it is if you love your own dick, yes that makes you gay=happy.

If a woman loves her vagina that makes her gay=happy. Studies have shown most women would be classified under "bisexual" for the majority.

Everything in-between is just homophobia's ignorant sister. People who have never stopped and said "Do I love my penis today?"

Just pay attention to the streets, the angriest pissed off man is straight and BELIEVE ME-- HATES HIS DICK

savageblue;405353 said:

Being gay is not about sticking stuff up your ass or mouth, is about having feelings towards – and being attracted to – people of the same sex.

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That is exactly what separates "straight" men from "gay" men. Your whole post was quite intellectual.

doublelongdaddy;405294 said:

I guess this questions goes hand and hand with "can you stick your penis in your ass?"

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And YES I can! It's official

Should just change my goddamm name to "Fucktover" now

Turnover;405354 said:

That is exactly what separates "straight" men from "gay" men. Your whole post was quite intellectual.

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I didn't get it. Is my post being that intellectual a good or a bad thing?

savageblue;405365 said:

I didn't get it. Is my post being that intellectual a good or a bad thing?

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I mean your POV is intelligent; opposed to ignorance. As for good or bad, that is up to us, thank goodness for Thesaurus.com, Motha'mercy.

Andrew Dice Clay had a bit about dogs where he said, "If I could lick my own balls I would never leave the house!"

There's also an old clip floating around of Ron Jeremy "The Hedgehog" sucking his own dick. His belly is bigger than his dick and he could figure it out. It wasn't pretty, but the fat hairy bastard could do it.

Ewwww, licking balls sounds disgusting

A father and son go on a fishing trip one day on a boat. The dad opens a beer to drink, and his son looking so amazed replies "Dad can I have a beer?"

The dad said "Well son can you reach the tip of your dick into your ass?"

His son says "No"

The dad answers back "Then you're not old enough to have one"

A few minutes later his dad pulls out a cigarette.

The son says "Dad can I have a drag"

His dad snorts " Can your dick touch your ass?"

The son replies once more "No"...

The dad snickers again saying "No then you're not old enough still"

Noticing his son is not having too much fun the dad decides to quit kidding around with him. Turning to tell him he can smoke and drink, turbulence in the water suBathmateerges the boat half-way over rolling closely to capsizing it shoots his dad out of the boat into octopus infested crocodile territory!

The dad screams "Son, hey give me a hand to get back in this boat"

His son replies "Can you reach your penis to your ass Dad?"

In excitement he bursts "Yes ! YES I can son, Yes"

and the son says....

"Well then.... go fuck yourself"

HAHA I love that one

Oh my, this thread really got rolling.
What makes you gay? Hmmm.
I have known men that feel attracted to other men, but have never slept with one. Gay Virgins to say.
I have known men that enjoy some type of sexual relations with another man, but don't feel romantic towards them. Men who have sex with men.
I have known men that have sex with men, but have all various sorts of limitations on what they will engage in. This one I always found rather queer~~you can suck my dick, but you can't kiss me? Hmmmm
Some gay guys are pitchers only, some catchers only, some are pinch hitters. Some j/o only, some oral only, some intercourse only, some any combination of the above.
Some will engage in long term relationships, some refuse too.
I have known guys that love to hang with gay guys, or even flirt with gay guys, but nothing more than that.
Sufficed to say, if your gay, you know it, and that's what determines it at the end of the day, I am thinking.
We probably spend too much time worrying about what other people are doing with their privates, gay men being more heavily scrutinized than women, cause everyone assumes your walking around all day trying to find stuff to stick up you ass--which could not be further from the truth. Or, guys feel threatened that a gay guy might be checking them out. I am never offended when a girl checks me out, or hits on me--it's a great compliment of the effort I have put forth be as good looking as I can and as nice of a person as I can be.
This is quite a heavy subject, lol, belongs in deep thoughts.
P.S.--if anyone ever finds a copy of the gay agenda, please, please, please send me a copy, as they forgot to give me one. thanks.

tester8888;405243 said:

I always wondered if it was 'ok' for a straight guy to suck his own cock?
Also, if you are a vegetarian, is it okay to swallow?

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For a vegetarian it's ok, but for a vegan no.

lol

anth1225;405438 said:

For a vegetarian it's ok, but for a vegan no.

lol

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I should add to my umm 'dating' profiles: "please specify whether or not you are a vegan"

stillwantmore2;405290 said:

Yea I could totally see myself doubled over, my wife walks in "wth??" "awe comon' honey...it's JUST masturbating!"

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Hey this could lead to only good things. Faced with competition she just may try harder and get more creative!

matthew2003;405345 said:

haha, ok, then hypothetically speaking, would you do it if it helped to increase penis size?

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if i wasn't almost 7" naturally, and it took me to being over 8x6, then i might do it once for 1 touch lol

whoa, dmoney101, big change in stance from your first post, the Penis Enlargement force must be strong within you my fellow Penis Enlargement jedi

matthew2003;405448 said:

whoa, dmoney101, big change in stance from your first post, the Penis Enlargement force must be strong within you my fellow Penis Enlargement jedi

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i would never do it for pleasure, but say 2" in length and girth is a different story. 1 split second for a life time of triple the confidence is worth it....or $1,000,000 lol

Maybe if I stretch a little, but it ain't happening. I rather let someone else do the job.

When I was 12 I got caught sucking my own dick by my friends sisters friend. SHe walked in the bathroom while I had my head in my mouth. She was like WTF!

doublelongdaddy;405478 said:

When I was 12 I got caught sucking my own dick by my friends sisters friend. SHe walked in the bathroom while I had my head in my mouth. She was like WTF!

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You should've asked her to do it for you, so you wouldn't hurt your back

This is funny! Tester8888, as a bi-sexual man , I appreciate your thoughtful post. I have met several gay and bisexual men in the categories that you list. Thanks for stating to our straight brothers that we are not all the same.