The bulge checkout thread

[DLD]

Hey, some of 'em can be a LOT of fun...once the teeth come out.

Wow, that just made me realize my sex-life is completely downhill from here!

 

[MikeShlort]

This is just a quick post on a brief encounter yesterday at college, outside while doing a fire health & safety drill.

It was our entire dept outside, most I didnt know and must have been a few hundread. We stood around this fence with a car inside and an officer doing a speech.

While that was going, we were all standing spread out around this fence and I was near a female freind to my right out of my class and to my left were several approx 3-4 girls from another class that were about I would say 16-18 years old and no more.

Well I was listening to the guy do his talk and it was getting quite breezy, with a strong wind picking up but it wasnt that cold. I had a black smart uniform on aswell. While this wind was picking up it was blowing in from my left across to my right and I could feel the bottom portion of the uniform obviosuly blow over slightly ... also I was more aware of where my flaccid penis was dureing this time, which was hanging right down that side through my boxers.

As this wind kept gushing I could hear the girls to my left say things like 'look at that' 'look' and I didnt turn to them but in the corner of my eye noticed that one of them moved further away to the left about 1 meter closer to her mate and was looking right in my direction where my cock was ... I could feel the wind blowing across my flaccid penis thrugh my pants and that its shape and size could be seen by these horny teens

They were close together looking at it and I could hear them say ''Look'' ... my cock started to get semi hard rofl and I could hear them giggle .. I than moved my back over slightly to cover the damn thing otherwise it would have become erect and lifted my pants and I didn't quite know what was going on 100% as I was looking at the guy doing the speech and wanted to appear casual .. at one point from the whispers and catching them in my peripheral vision, thought my zip could be undone and my penis hanging out .. that was what I thought from the reaction at first.

Once I covered up, that was it .. the course ended soon and we were all gone.

Made me feel horny and sexy afterwards ... made me also realise just how OBSERVANT females are and how GOOD they are at picking up slight changes in shape to the male crotch, as I tried to replicate it in the toilet and I couldn't see a great deal in bulge shape but they say women are good at noticing shit like that.

Good times and thought I would share.

Haha, nice. I was wearing my [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] with track pants walking from my car to the gym and two girls walked past me and one said "holy shit" and the other giggled. Too bad it wasn't my real penis they were hawking, but still funny. Inspiring.

 

[DLD]

Haha, nice. I was wearing my [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] with track pants walking from my car to the gym and two girls walked past me and one said "holy shit" and the other giggled. Too bad it wasn't my real penis they were hawking, but still funny. Inspiring.

I think the same way. The [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SizeGenetics[/words], with the right pants, makes the bulge so much bigger. The same thing applies to Ucle Jim's Wrap. I think it is actually pretty fun to have some girl gawking over a bulge, real or not

 

[IchBinDerKaiser]

Just noticed the first girl eyeing my bulge. I was in Band Class at my local community college. I play Tenor Sax and she played flute. There were three arcd rows in front of the director. I was in the center of the second row while she was in the first row to the director's right, angled in a way that she could easily see the director or the center of the band. During a session where I was asked not to play I put my instrument on the ground beside me and I leaned back and spread my legs. This was not intentional, just a habit of band players. When I sit like that my shorts tend to tighten up along my inner thigh. My penis was semi-hard at the moment and going down my right leg. I'm not sure how long her gaze was because I was looking at my phone. I only got a quick glance of her head looking in my direction, with her eyes looking in a downward angle toward me. I didn't see much of her gazing because almost as soon as I noticed she looked away. What I do remember of her facial reaction to my bulge was her smiling while biting down on the inside of her lips. Gotta say, nice ego boost after 6 months of Penis Enlargement. I haven't seen much in the way of length gain, but girth just keeps getting more solid. And I would have to say that the size of my bulge is primarily girth. I love having huge girth, flaccid and erect. Love Penis Enlargement. Love [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Matters of Size[/words].

 

[DLD]

Just noticed the first girl eyeing my bulge. I was in Band Class at my local community college. I play Tenor Sax and she played flute. There were three arcd rows in front of the director. I was in the center of the second row while she was in the first row to the director's right, angled in a way that she could easily see the director or the center of the band. During a session where I was asked not to play I put my instrument on the ground beside me and I leaned back and spread my legs. This was not intentional, just a habit of band players. When I sit like that my shorts tend to tighten up along my inner thigh. My penis was semi-hard at the moment and going down my right leg. I'm not sure how long her gaze was because I was looking at my phone. I only got a quick glance of her head looking in my direction, with her eyes looking in a downward angle toward me. I didn't see much of her gazing because almost as soon as I noticed she looked away. What I do remember of her facial reaction to my bulge was her smiling while biting down on the inside of her lips. Gotta say, nice ego boost after 6 months of Penis Enlargement. I haven't seen much in the way of length gain, but girth just keeps getting more solid. And I would have to say that the size of my bulge is primarily girth. I love having huge girth, flaccid and erect. Love Penis Enlargement. Love [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Matters of Size[/words].

I love your post but I started to really laugh when I first read because it reminded me of "This one time at band camp...." Hilarious! Anyways, great post!

 

[MikeShlort]

She wants to blow your sax..

Killer girth man. Well done.

 

[DLD]

She wants to blow your sax..

Killer girth man. Well done.

lol, maybe fondle the flute

 

[savageblue]

Hi, everyone.

Lately the question has been brought up quite often about what are the best clothes for bulging, and whether or not going commando helps.
The other day I decided to record a workout of mine and, since I was at home, I was wearing only a pair of sweatpants, with no underwear.
So, should any of you be wondering how you'd look like working out at your local gym, or going for a run, while going commando, this little video might help you put things into perspective.
I also hope it helps some of you decide whether or not you'd be willing to show this much while in public. And mind you, I'm not biggest guy here while soft

[video]http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=M8kIx-J169-[/video]

 

[DLD]

hat was the best film I have seen since the Godfather, my God, you have skills and I love your sexy censored head.

 

[kitfisto]

Going commando is the shit. Everyone should do it. It's so liberating and it makes your dick bulge like hell.

I have these jeans that somehow make my dick bulge like i've got a grapefruit down my pants.

Stop wearing underwear and never look back.

 

[savageblue]

hat was the best film I have seen since the Godfather, my God, you have skills and I love your sexy censored head.

I think the OST is more in the style of Tarantino, but thanks. One of these days I'll make on with the 360º pan like on The Matrix

Going commando is the shit. Everyone should do it. It's so liberating and it makes your dick bulge like hell.

I have these jeans that somehow make my dick bulge like i've got a grapefruit down my pants.

Stop wearing underwear and never look back.

Indeed. The liberation is awesome. I'm just wondering if I go out for a jog like this I might get a ticket for indecent exposure? rofl

Imagine if I was hung like kingsnake? Damn, that would be some dangerous swinging.

 

[DLD]

I think the OST is more in the style of Tarantino, but thanks. One of these days I'll make on with the 360º pan like on The Matrix

I may make it the main video on the site Especially with that funky track

 

[savageblue]

I may make it the main video on the site Especially with that funky track

You have my full authorization rofl
By the way, if you don't do that, could you at least embbed it here on my post? I managed to embbed videos before, but I forgot how it's done

 

[DLD]

You have my full authorization rofl
By the way, if you don't do that, could you at least embbed it here on my post? I managed to embbed videos before, but I forgot how it's done

Co to your video, click on share, click on embed video, copy code and paste

 

[savageblue]

Here it is
<object data="http://cdn1.static.xtube.com/embed/scenes_player.swf?xv=9999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="600" height="475" align="middle"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="flashVars" value="wall_idx=111_12&user_id=savageblueMOS&sex_type=S&video_id=M8kIx-J169-&clip_id=Q2t3T-J169-&en_flash_lib_path=" /><param name="movie" value="http://cdn1.static.xtube.com/embed/scenes_player.swf?xv=9999" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="targetUrl" value="http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=M8kIx-J169-" /></object>

 

[savageblue]

Well, guess not. No embedding for me

 

[DLD]

Well, guess not. No embedding for me

It worked perfect!

 

[savageblue]

It worked perfect!

It did? All I get is a large black square where the video should be =/

 

[DLD]

Me too!<

You will not be able to embed this video, it would need to be a Youtube video. I thought it worked because I saw the black box. Looking closer I saw it was a adult entertainment video...not sure how to embed this, nor would you want to it could put the forum at risk. Just post the text link.

 

[savageblue]

Ah, ok. No problem then I didn't know it could put the forum at risk.

All's well, I'll use text links from now on

 

[DLD]

Check out the bulge on this guy!.....Almost to the knee!
View attachment 26003

 

[dickerschwanz]

Check out the bulge on this guy!.....Almost to the knee!
View attachment 26003

Is this a real dick? People probably think its your knee.

Whatever I'm ok with my dick now too. I just let it hang. Be what it is.
Some people are annoyed but then again I'm annoyed looking at some of the faces out there looking annoyed. Then again some are obvious obviously obvious excited good for them . I dont care much. All dis clothes are anway a masquerade.
tight underwear really hinders having a healthy penis. One could suspect that it was planned that way. Some Bitches just need a good beating with a big dick schlong to shut up their dumb mouthes. its all context alright

 

[savageblue]

Check out the bulge on this guy!.....Almost to the knee!
View attachment 26003

Advertising your own product on your own "home"? I'm not sure that's effective marketing.

 

[DLD]

Just noticed the first girl eyeing my bulge. I was in Band Class at my local community college. I play Tenor Sax and she played flute. There were three arcd rows in front of the director. I was in the center of the second row while she was in the first row to the director's right, angled in a way that she could easily see the director or the center of the band. During a session where I was asked not to play I put my instrument on the ground beside me and I leaned back and spread my legs. This was not intentional, just a habit of band players. When I sit like that my shorts tend to tighten up along my inner thigh. My penis was semi-hard at the moment and going down my right leg. I'm not sure how long her gaze was because I was looking at my phone. I only got a quick glance of her head looking in my direction, with her eyes looking in a downward angle toward me. I didn't see much of her gazing because almost as soon as I noticed she looked away. What I do remember of her facial reaction to my bulge was her smiling while biting down on the inside of her lips. Gotta say, nice ego boost after 6 months of Penis Enlargement. I haven't seen much in the way of length gain, but girth just keeps getting more solid. And I would have to say that the size of my bulge is primarily girth. I love having huge girth, flaccid and erect. Love Penis Enlargement. Love [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Matters of Size[/words].

How have things been going for you?

 

[Medicating]

I actually got in trouble for my bulge yesterday.

I used the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words] without the comfort ring and my piece just ballooned, it was absolutely huge. I snapped a couple pictures and sent them to my girlfriend, she used the term 'fucking ridiculous' I think, and told me how it would never fit inside her. Anyway I was starving hungry when I finished, so I popped on the cock ring, put on some tight boxers to keep the monster down, and threw on some grey sweatpants, and went to the cafe to get some food. Now, you already know what happens, as I mentioned 'grey sweatpants'.

So off I toddled to the cafe. I hadn't even looked down until I was halfway there, but when I did look down, it was like a thick snake slithering down my leg. My tight underwear was doing nothing to hide it, and the grey sweatpants were really flaunting it. I don't mind showing a little bulge with the DivoSuit through my jeans or whatever, but this was so uncomfortable. It was quiet, which was lucky, but I felt everyone I did walk past was checking my bulge. I found it quite hilarious, although it was quite uncomfortable, so I messaged my girlfriend to tell her. She did not see the funny side. She said 'Now all the girls are checking my boyfriends cock. Great'. I thought she was joking at first but she was really serious and told me how she hears lots of girls talk about guys bulges, and that they talk about our bulges like we would talk about their ass or tits. She didn't want everyone talking about what was in my pants. I apologised to her and told her it would never happen again. Although, not sure it would never happen again as sometimes you don't realise until it's too late!

It was all quite funny to me.

 

[rakas]

I actually got in trouble for my bulge yesterday.

I used the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words] without the comfort ring and my piece just ballooned, it was absolutely huge. I snapped a couple pictures and sent them to my girlfriend, she used the term 'fucking ridiculous' I think, and told me how it would never fit inside her. Anyway I was starving hungry when I finished, so I popped on the cock ring, put on some tight boxers to keep the monster down, and threw on some grey sweatpants, and went to the cafe to get some food. Now, you already know what happens, as I mentioned 'grey sweatpants'.

So off I toddled to the cafe. I hadn't even looked down until I was halfway there, but when I did look down, it was like a thick snake slithering down my leg. My tight underwear was doing nothing to hide it, and the grey sweatpants were really flaunting it. I don't mind showing a little bulge with the DivoSuit through my jeans or whatever, but this was so uncomfortable. It was quiet, which was lucky, but I felt everyone I did walk past was checking my bulge. I found it quite hilarious, although it was quite uncomfortable, so I messaged my girlfriend to tell her. She did not see the funny side. She said 'Now all the girls are checking my boyfriends cock. Great'. I thought she was joking at first but she was really serious and told me how she hears lots of girls talk about guys bulges, and that they talk about our bulges like we would talk about their ass or tits. She didn't want everyone talking about what was in my pants. I apologised to her and told her it would never happen again. Although, not sure it would never happen again as sometimes you don't realise until it's too late!

It was all quite funny to me.

I think to a degree i may be an exhibitionist because if i had a long, thick cock even when flaccid i would be wearing stuff to flaunt it on purpose.

 

[DLD]

I actually got in trouble for my bulge yesterday.

I used the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words] without the comfort ring and my piece just ballooned, it was absolutely huge. I snapped a couple pictures and sent them to my girlfriend, she used the term 'fucking ridiculous' I think, and told me how it would never fit inside her. Anyway I was starving hungry when I finished, so I popped on the cock ring, put on some tight boxers to keep the monster down, and threw on some grey sweatpants, and went to the cafe to get some food. Now, you already know what happens, as I mentioned 'grey sweatpants'.

So off I toddled to the cafe. I hadn't even looked down until I was halfway there, but when I did look down, it was like a thick snake slithering down my leg. My tight underwear was doing nothing to hide it, and the grey sweatpants were really flaunting it. I don't mind showing a little bulge with the DivoSuit through my jeans or whatever, but this was so uncomfortable. It was quiet, which was lucky, but I felt everyone I did walk past was checking my bulge. I found it quite hilarious, although it was quite uncomfortable, so I messaged my girlfriend to tell her. She did not see the funny side. She said 'Now all the girls are checking my boyfriends cock. Great'. I thought she was joking at first but she was really serious and told me how she hears lots of girls talk about guys bulges, and that they talk about our bulges like we would talk about their ass or tits. She didn't want everyone talking about what was in my pants. I apologised to her and told her it would never happen again. Although, not sure it would never happen again as sometimes you don't realise until it's too late!

It was all quite funny to me.

laughing my ass off

 

[Medicating]

I think to a degree i may be an exhibitionist because if i had a long, thick cock even when flaccid i would be wearing stuff to flaunt it on purpose.

I dunno buddy. I sometimes do it as I think I'll like it. Then when I get outside I just want to cover it up as it's so obvious.

 

[DLD]

I get extra uncomfortable if I see a guy in public with a big bulge.,,,not sure why but it just bothers me unless, of course, it is my cock they are staring at

 

[MikeShlort]

I actually got in trouble for my bulge yesterday.

I used the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X40[/words] without the comfort ring and my piece just ballooned, it was absolutely huge. I snapped a couple pictures and sent them to my girlfriend, she used the term 'fucking ridiculous' I think, and told me how it would never fit inside her. Anyway I was starving hungry when I finished, so I popped on the cock ring, put on some tight boxers to keep the monster down, and threw on some grey sweatpants, and went to the cafe to get some food. Now, you already know what happens, as I mentioned 'grey sweatpants'.

So off I toddled to the cafe. I hadn't even looked down until I was halfway there, but when I did look down, it was like a thick snake slithering down my leg. My tight underwear was doing nothing to hide it, and the grey sweatpants were really flaunting it. I don't mind showing a little bulge with the DivoSuit through my jeans or whatever, but this was so uncomfortable. It was quiet, which was lucky, but I felt everyone I did walk past was checking my bulge. I found it quite hilarious, although it was quite uncomfortable, so I messaged my girlfriend to tell her. She did not see the funny side. She said 'Now all the girls are checking my boyfriends cock. Great'. I thought she was joking at first but she was really serious and told me how she hears lots of girls talk about guys bulges, and that they talk about our bulges like we would talk about their ass or tits. She didn't want everyone talking about what was in my pants. I apologised to her and told her it would never happen again. Although, not sure it would never happen again as sometimes you don't realise until it's too late!

It was all quite funny to me.

She's full of shit. Every single woman on the planet needs to know that other women want to fuck her man.
You'd be better off not texting her about it, but rather just let her witness it while you're with her in public. That would be the way to go.

 

[Kingy]

I think to a degree i may be an exhibitionist because if i had a long, thick cock even when flaccid i would be wearing stuff to flaunt it on purpose.

Me to lol I did some Penis Enlargement the other week then slipped on my make shift ring and had to nip to the supermarket and. Was wearing shorts and I just knew you could see my dick through the short.

I loved it and actually got a few glances from older women which made me seriously horny lol.

No different to a girl with big tits showing a little cleavage IMO

 

[rakas]

I get extra uncomfortable if I see a guy in public with a big bulge.,,,not sure why but it just bothers me unless, of course, it is my cock they are staring at

Is that when you realise its yours in the shop mirror.

Me to lol I did some Penis Enlargement the other week then slipped on my make shift ring and had to nip to the supermarket and. Was wearing shorts and I just knew you could see my dick through the short.

I loved it and actually got a few glances from older women which made me seriously horny lol.

No different to a girl with big tits showing a little cleavage IMO

Yup.

 

[Medicating]

She's full of shit. Every single woman on the planet needs to know that other women want to fuck her man.
You'd be better off not texting her about it, but rather just let her witness it while you're with her in public. That would be the way to go.

Your outlook is one of the best.

Me to lol I did some Penis Enlargement the other week then slipped on my make shift ring and had to nip to the supermarket and. Was wearing shorts and I just knew you could see my dick through the short.

I loved it and actually got a few glances from older women which made me seriously horny lol.

No different to a girl with big tits showing a little cleavage IMO

I get looks, and it's cool girls are looking at your huge schlong... but when you walk past young girls, and they look, don't you feel a bit bad?

 

[Kingy]

Your outlook is one of the best.



I get looks, and it's cool girls are looking at your huge schlong... but when you walk past young girls, and they look, don't you feel a bit bad?

No if there old enough to look there old enought to fuck lol

Only joking I can't imagine many young girls would check out a bulge

 

[DLD]

I can't imagine many young girls would check out a bulge

The best check outs come from the young girls They get obsessed with what could be lurking there.

 

[kitfisto]

So far, the only confirmed bulge checkouts I have received are from my own mother and a middle aged gay guy.

One or two girls (roughly my age) may have checked me out but I couldn't tell for sure.

 

[savageblue]

This backs up what I said some time ago. If we're going to flaunt it, we need to make sure we're comfortable enough with the attention we might get.

It's not an easy thing to balance, the feelings we get from the attention, and the results may be unpredictable.
That's why, when it comes to showing off, I say to each his own (unless you're showing off to minors, in which case you should be getting a kick in the nuts and mental treatment)

 

[Kingy]

The best check outs come from the young girls They get obsessed with what could be lurking there.

What are we classing as young ?

 

[DLD]

What are we classing as young ?

I wish 16 year olds but I guess the legal answer is 18

 

[rakas]

Only in the USA, its 16 here in the UK and 13/14 in parts of Europe and Japan.

 

[Kingy]

I wish 16 year olds but I guess the legal answer is 18

It's 16 here (uk) but 16 year olds look like 22 year olds nower days lol

 

[MAXAMEYES]

I'da said any gal <30....
Fuck sakes I'm old.

What are we classing as young ?

 

[DLD]

It's 16 here (uk) but 16 year olds look like 22 year olds nower days lol

I need to hit the UK!

 

[MikeShlort]

It's 16 here (uk) but 16 year olds look like 22 year olds nower days lol

I like 22 year old who look like they're 16

 

[Kingy]

I need to hit the UK!

Every girl would be walking like John Wayne lol

I like 22 year old who look like they're 16

I like your style

 

[Medicating]

It's 16 here (uk) but 16 year olds look like 22 year olds nower days lol

Never thought you were British, Kingy. You definitely sounded American.

Did I ever tell you lot about my doctor? I don't think I did.

So my doctor, he isn't the greatest looking guy, he must be about 45, but ever since I was little he's worn tight, unusual suit trousers that catch your eye. He sits down on his wheelie chair behind his desk, and you sit to the right of his desk, parallel to it, like you're facing the side of it. He turns to you, with his legs spread wide open, and boldly displays an unmissable bulge. He then wheels up to you, legs wide open and gets right up close to you. There's no trying to hide it. He almost sits back and lets you admire it. The thing doesn't even go down his leg, it goes like... up and off to the right. It rests like on top of his thigh. My friend has the same doctor and he notices it, his mum knows it, me and my mum have had conversations about it. I'm sure everyone in that doctors surgery knows about it.

No real reason for telling this story, just didn't think I mentioned it before. He embraces his huge bulge.

 

[Dapper Dan]

I'd be creeped the fuck out...

...and change doctors..

 

[Medicating]

I'd be creeped the fuck out...

...and change doctors..

Haha, he was/is a really good doctor.

 

[DLD]

I like 22 year old who look like they're 16

I like the 16 year olds that look 16

 

[Dapper Dan]

Light coloured khakis got me glances and then some today

Some hoes are like super obvious when they check out the. Junk...