Thx bro, the freaking wifey don't think so. It has been said before but I will second it. This place has alot of great looking peeps on it, just looking to make the over all package better. :)
 
TimBo755 said:
who is your wife? what kind wife wouldn't want that? .......not trying to sound gay or anything.........but damn.



Yeah man I agree, he has a perfect body and a good lookin hang, what girl would'nt like that?
 
TimBo755 said:
who is your wife? what kind wife wouldn't want that? .......not trying to sound gay or anything.........but damn.

Click below about the wife:
http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1341

Thanks TimBo755 & crazyed27 not only do we get support with stretching our wangs but get some moral support too.Thanks guys, woman like to fuck with our heads sometimes more often than not. One day I might have to kick her to the curb!

Thanks again though.
 
Gandolf, dude! I could swear that I've seen you somewhere! You look so familiar for some reason! :O

BTW, here's a few new pics of mah ugly ass mug, and this time I'm not standing directly beneath the light, so they came out a little better. Notice that I've also gotten a nice tan! Yep, it is possible folks, even here in Finland. :D

-EDIT-

Jesus Christ, how stupid can a man be?? lol
I just explained how I managed to avoid the bad lighting by not standing directly beneath the source of the light, and look at what I'm doing in the second pic. Good for me. I'm a total dumbass! rofl
 
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Shafty said:
Gandolf, dude! I could swear that I've seen you somewhere! You look so familiar for some reason! :O

BTW, here's a few new pics of mah ugly ass mug, and this time I'm not standing directly beneath the light, so they came out a little better. Notice that I've also gotten a nice tan! Yep, it is possible folks, even here in Finland. :D

-EDIT-

Jesus Christ, how stupid can a man be?? lol
I just explained how I managed to avoid the bad lighting by not standing directly beneath the source of the light, and look at what I'm doing in the second pic. Good for me. I'm a total dumbass! rofl

My hairs longer than your hair:D...*stick tounge out*

Seriously though, nice tan!
 
Shafty said:
Gandolf, dude! I could swear that I've seen you somewhere! You look so familiar for some reason! :O

BTW, here's a few new pics of mah ugly ass mug, and this time I'm not standing directly beneath the light, so they came out a little better. Notice that I've also gotten a nice tan! Yep, it is possible folks, even here in Finland. :D

-EDIT-

Jesus Christ, how stupid can a man be?? lol
I just explained how I managed to avoid the bad lighting by not standing directly beneath the source of the light, and look at what I'm doing in the second pic. Good for me. I'm a total dumbass! rofl
Man, don't scare like that saying you might know me in person. I don't want to be recognized by someone I know here, lol. I guess it wouldn't really matter too much since anyone who saw this would have to be a member themselves. If you're from Finland that might be why I look familiar. All my ancestry is from the northern part of Europe.
 
BeBobBox said:
Shafty you could pass as a girl... lol

I know... it ain't easy having a pretty face, you know! :D
Seriously though, thank god I have a manly bod and a deep voice to balance the situation out!

And crazyed, well my dad's cock can knock a satellite out of orbit! What do you think about that?! lol
 
Shafty said:
I know... it ain't easy having a pretty face, you know! :D
Seriously though, thank god I have a manly bod and a deep voice to balance the situation out!

And crazyed, well my dad's cock can knock a satellite out of orbit! What do you think about that?! lol



Hey did you know your fuckin with the Devil??? lol
 
n2growing said:
I'm with philadelph on the face picture. If I ever make some real gains i will post a picture until then, Nope.


Man N2G you got some muscles there, nice man.
 
Well i must say Supra is quite a good looking guy. And im not even gay! Im sure if you came to Asia the girls would be all over you.
 
All right! I know you're all dying to know what I look like (yeah, right) so I have decided to take a chance and post my pic, too! If any of you see me around at one of my businesses, I would be happy to talk with you about Penis Enlargement or FR, but introduce yourself discretely. Don't be like, "OHydromaxygod, Kong! Hey, Kong! You're the foreskin guy! Hey, how's your dick, man?!?" Mmm'kay?

I know I look a little rough, but we can't all be GQ material, right!?! ;)

Anyway, here goes...

:wave:

Hey y'all!
 
I thought you WERE on the cover of last months' GQ Kong??

Kong, youre probably like me....so damn famous that every time you go out in public you meet at least two women who say something like :

"They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
 
Hmmm... funny thing, Kong, I always pictured you as a pasty faced bald dude with a monocle. rofl I never expected you to look like a Hell's Angel with an evil grin (meant as a compliment)! Seriously, you look like a tough guy. One more bad-ass added to the list. :cool:
 
AC, your a nutter lol ya mad ass dogg, espcaped from a mental ward lol j/k
Cant belive I have you in charge of my clamp guide lol
Nah man, you look cool.
 
Thought I'd post an updated photo of myself, since the first photo I took was one of my senior photos (2 years ago). I just took this photo about 10 minutes ago, and thought I'd let you all get a look at my ugly mug...enjoy... :s
 
oopapercutoo said:
Thought I'd post an updated photo of myself, since the first photo I took was one of my senior photos (2 years ago). I just took this photo about 10 minutes ago, and thought I'd let you all get a look at my ugly mug...enjoy... :s

Ugly? Your very handsome!
 
Ahhh...you're too kind, my mentor. Alas, I suffer from a somewhat skewed self-perception. It's a bitch to deal with, although I've been making great strides in the past few months...hopefully I'll completely overcome it in the future and be able to become the "alpha male" that I feel that I'm destined to be. Once I accomplish this I can then set out to please as much of the femal populous as I can manage with my newly enlarged dick...

Anyway, I'm rambling now...thanks for the compliment.
 
oopapercutoo said:
Ahhh...you're too kind, my mentor. Alas, I suffer from a somewhat skewed self-perception. It's a bitch to deal with, although I've been making great strides in the past few months...hopefully I'll completely overcome it in the future and be able to become the "alpha male" that I feel that I'm destined to be. Once I accomplish this I can then set out to please as much of the femal populous as I can manage with my newly enlarged dick...

Anyway, I'm rambling now...thanks for the compliment.

:)
 
AncientChina said:
Thank god we know our Kong is a friendly nice guy, with an open mind, 'cause he looks like a "white power" (bs) guys from hell...holy shit! :O

Lookin' great Kong, you'd be the last person i'd want to fuck with. You could be one of those macho models or something.

Here is AncientChina, its been awhile, usually I get a lot of compliments from women and gay guys, they think I have a unique look. I think I look pretty good but I don't like to brag. Getting hit on has gotten so normal for me, that I just don't care anymore, ya' know? Some got it and some don't. I got lucky.
Jesus, thats some big ass shadys!
 
I got a new digital camera that actually works right so I thought I'd post a new pic too. This one doesnt have a mohawk or terminator face paint like the others lol.
 
Bigd5903 said:
I got a new digital camera that actually works right so I thought I'd post a new pic too. This one doesnt have a mohawk or terminator face paint like the others lol.

Good pic. You're in good shape. I can see how chicks would dig you and how you got to bang that friend a few days ago. BTW, what ever happened with that 46 year-old?
 
Dude BigD. I like your fan. It has a neat old look to it.

ANYWAY

Here's a better shot of me than the PJs (or as RED calls it, transvestite :D) shot. This is my DLD wannabe shot at Disney World. My girlfriend was wondering why the heck did I wanna take that pic so bad? lol
 
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That is a better pic, 9c9! The PJs one looked disturbing to me. Maybe it was your expression or something. I mean nothing personally bad by that, just giving you my opinion.
 
Man, I'm glad I don't have no shit to post here, cuz I'd feel like a total jackass. I'm a friggin 22 year old, ugly, flabby, scrawny where there should be muscle, fat where there shouldnt be...sheesh I am only like 5"10 and weigh like 190! You guys are all built and shit.

Good pics tho!
 
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