DLD's Lazy Ass Stretches

[DLD]

I've been interested in Penis Enlargement for a couple of years now and have practiced jelqs off and on during this period, but not with the consistency required for permanent gains. I've recently begun using DLD's beginner routine and was wondering if it would be safe to include Lazy Ass Stretches as a newbie. Increasing flaccid length is a large goal of mine as I am a "grower". It seems like a waste for me to not practice such a simple exercise when I spend a lot of my free time parked in front of the computer doing various things. Anyways any feedback would be greatly appreciated.

Very safe and LAS excellerates your length gains very well.

 

[sickchops]

Hey, just reading up on this, i haven't been able to find out if these stretches increase anything other than Flaccid length? Do they increase erect length or girth, or are they more of an exercise just to help repair the unit like fowfers?

Thanks if you can clarify the benefits of this exercise!

-Sickchops

 

[stretcharmstrng]

i've been doing these the last week or two for about 3 hours a day total, and i've definitely noticed an increase in my flaccid size. my cock doesn't turtle hardly at all anymore, and i've also noticed a flaccid GIRTH increase just visually, so i'm pretty hot on this exercise at the moment. i recommend it to anyone who sits on their butt for at least an hour or two a day. cheers!

 

[DLD]

Yup, these are what I used for about 2 years to bring my flaccid length as long as close to my erect size as possible. I also used [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]Uncle Jims[/words]'s Strapping Method for the time I was not seated at a desk (I love [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]Uncle Jim[/words]'s Method because it gives me a bulge running down my leg that looks like a Pepperidge Farms Sausage )

 

[Turnover]

Yup, these are what I used for about 2 years to bring my flaccid length as long as close to my erect size as possible. I also used [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]Uncle Jims[/words]'s Strapping Method for the time I was not seated at a desk (I love [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]Uncle Jim[/words]'s Method because it gives me a bulge running down my leg that looks like a Pepperidge Farms Sausage )

 

[iGottaGetBigger]

about how long (as in months) and how many hours a day does it take to start noticing real gains in flaccid from this exercise?

 

[irspow]

IGGB,

Hell, I've gained between 1/2" to 3/4" in flaccid length in under three weeks of being serious with Penis Enlargement already. Granted, I was very short, and my penis is in shock right now from all of the attention. I am sure that my significant surge is just that though, it cannot continue, otherwise I will be stepping on my penis by the end of the year. LOL

I "only" stretch for about 30 minutes, sometimes more, a day. But I do pull aggressively and don't rest between different angles. I only stop if I notice numbness or coldness in the glans. Plus I kegel continuously while doing stretches. I don't know if it helps.

I also use "Even Lazier Ass Stretches" when I go to sleep. I found that if I stretch my penis straight out and trap the head and shaft between my thighs while laying down and then extend my legs back flat down that it gives a "decent" stretch that doesn't even restrict the bloodflow. Lay down, stretch your penis towards the ceiling, lift your knees so that your thighs are on either side of your penis, close your thighs together, then lower your legs flat on the bed again. This stretches pretty good and you can go to sleep without worrying about losing circulation or anything. Can't get any "lazier" than that.

 

[iGottaGetBigger]

Nice gains bro...a gain is a gain now all u gotta do is keep it up...keep on going a those gains will be permanent and u will get more gains. I bet those gains were really motivational. Anyways thanks 4 the new exercise. Imma start trying it at bedtime from now on. Btw...hows your jelq method going 4 u?

IGGB,

Hell, I've gained between 1/2" to 3/4" in flaccid length in under three weeks of being serious with Penis Enlargement already. Granted, I was very short, and my penis is in shock right now from all of the attention. I am sure that my significant surge is just that though, it cannot continue, otherwise I will be stepping on my penis by the end of the year. LOL

I "only" stretch for about 30 minutes, sometimes more, a day. But I do pull aggressively and don't rest between different angles. I only stop if I notice numbness or coldness in the glans. Plus I kegel continuously while doing stretches. I don't know if it helps.

I also use "Even Lazier Ass Stretches" when I go to sleep. I found that if I stretch my penis straight out and trap the head and shaft between my thighs while laying down and then extend my legs back flat down that it gives a "decent" stretch that doesn't even restrict the bloodflow. Lay down, stretch your penis towards the ceiling, lift your knees so that your thighs are on either side of your penis, close your thighs together, then lower your legs flat on the bed again. This stretches pretty good and you can go to sleep without worrying about losing circulation or anything. Can't get any "lazier" than that.

 

[irspow]

IGGB,

Thanks. "I would like to thank my producer..." LOL. Yeah, it is kind of neat, I have always been pretty small in general, but my flaccid was downright embarrassing to say the least. So it is cool, to feel something in my pants for a change.

They are motivational to be sure, but I am in this for the long haul, they are more of an added bonus more than something that I "needed" as proof or anything. I have a decent idea of how mitosis works and have read enough to know that Penis Enlargement is real and scientfically sound, if not accepted or endorsed by the mainstream.

I am going to be putting up a clearer, hopefully, description of my "modified jelq" in my progress thread so that those following will really understand what I am doing for engorgement exercise.

Thanks for the kind words.

Tom

 

[helpseeker]

Doing 2 15 minute sets will probably be a crazy stretching session for a day if you are a beginner. Do you think 30 minutes of LAS is more effective and faster for length than the whole [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words]?

 

[jcarrier]

How much flaccid size increase can one get? I think i've gained an 1 inch or inch and half flaccid size since beginning Penis Enlargement five months ago, mostly from LAS. I'm probably around the 4.5,4.7 mark, but it fluctuates a lot, so its a much thicker flaccid sometimes, much thinner other times. I'd like to reach a 6" flaccid. Could LAS still take me there (considered i've already gained some through it) or do i need to add something else for flaccid length ?

 

[muka]

Bundled LAS's are pretty good so ive heard...

 

[dmoney101]

Just realized that if I do these every time I sit down to smoke, I'll get an extra two hours of stretching in a day lol. These are perfect for pot heads.

 

[DLD]

Just realized that if I do these every time I sit down to smoke, I'll get an extra two hours of stretching in a day lol. These are perfect for pot heads.

It is amazing how much PE you can get in when you are creative and proactive with exercise.

 

[dmoney101]

Definitely. The lazy ass stretches have always been one of my favorite exorcises because of all the extra PE time you can fit in with them.

 

[DLD]

Definitely. The lazy ass stretches have always been one of my favorite exorcises because of all the extra PE time you can fit in with them.

When I had a desk job they were my number one exercise.

 

[dmoney101]

As a student, I have a lot of sit down time as well. Too bad I can't do them through my 3 hour long classes haha.

 

[DLD]

As a student, I have a lot of sit down time as well. Too bad I can't do them through my 3 hour long classes haha.

You would have to be very quick and sneaky to set up the stretch in public

 

[dmoney101]

If I wore sweat pants and sat in the back of class I might be able to pull it off haha

 

[DLD]

If I wore sweat pants and sat in the back of class I might be able to pull it off haha

That is creative thinking and it would work! Now you can get another 3 hours of work in!

 

[ULTIM8GAINZ]

Wonder if you could wear the [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]phallosan[/words] backwards and have it stretch up the crack and left and right cheeks

 

[DLD]

Wonder if you could wear the [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]phallosan[/words] backwards and have it stretch up the crack and left and right cheeks

Someone was just saying that the [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]Phallosan[/words] could be modified to do the BTC stretch. It would work great for nighttime use.

 

[ULTIM8GAINZ]

That would be a great if not better [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]ADS[/words] mod for ligament stretching besides any normal [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extenders[/words], or hanging

Imagine doing supersets of Expressive BTC stretches plus Expressive Bundled stretches, then after this length routine, going into [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]Phallosan[/words] Mod for an hour or more

 

[dmoney101]

Someone was just saying that the [words=http://www.phallosan.com/shop/catalog/default.php?z=eNortjIxtVKyL0pNszWxMFcrSSxKTy2JL0hMT7U1UisoykyxtbBQSy4tLsnPjS8uKcrMS7dVsgZcMMpbEbo%2C]Phallosan[/words] could be modified to do the BTC stretch. It would work great for nighttime use.

Good luck sleeping with your penis pressed up against your ass. Think how many times you would wake up thinking you were being raped haha.

 

[DLD]

Good luck sleeping with your penis pressed up against your ass. Think how many times you would wake up thinking you were being raped haha.

Especially if I got an erection, it would slip into the bung hole, I would wake up feeling very violated

 

[dmoney101]

Especially if I got an erection, it would slip into the bung hole, I would wake up feeling very violated

And in major pain haha

 

[stillwantmore]

Needs a revival! Amen!

 

[DLD]

Needs a revival! Amen!

It really does! These were so popular when we were kids

 

[huge-girth]

It really does! These were so popular when we were kids

Combining it with a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]length master[/words] routine can bring some much gains. I can't wait to see a re-arranged [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words] that includes the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]length master[/words].

 

[DLD]

Behind the Cheeks stretching with the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LengthMaster[/words] is mega-stretch territory. The best possible ligament change you can make is using your [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LengthMaster[/words] to do this stretch. Unlimited ligament stretching!

 

[huge-girth]

Behind the Cheeks stretching with the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LengthMaster[/words] is mega-stretch territory. The best possible ligament change you can make is using your [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LengthMaster[/words] to do this stretch. Unlimited ligament stretching!

I have never done this exercise before. Can you please tell me how to do this exercise with the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]length master[/words]? If you tell me I intend making it an integral part of my daily routine, at least 20 mins daily of this particular exercise would be great.

 

[DLD]

I have never done this exercise before. Can you please tell me how to do this exercise with the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]length master[/words]? If you tell me I intend making it an integral part of my daily routine, at least 20 mins daily of this particular exercise would be great.

I BBB made a video of this, check the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LengthMaster[/words] video section.

 

[Bramv]

I want to include LAS to my length routine as I noticed my length is staying behind with my girth. I've read that these this stretch is very good for flacid length but does it help with erect length as well?

 

[DLD]

I want to include LAS to my length routine as I noticed my length is staying behind with my girth. I've read that these this stretch is very good for flacid length but does it help with erect length as well?

Yes, with a good intensity it will help with erect length