DLD - Heres the stuff that looks most promising to me, also the most taxed ($189) and most over sold (LifeCell). Check out their site, might give us a killer deal with some before and after 11" DLD shots, you'd fit in nicely right between the models and the old women.
http://www.lifecellskin.com/?ref=58feea7d&data1=sunny&data2=ad11
roanna - Not a horrible idea except maybe a pruny dick after a while. I've always wrapped my "donut" of fluid retention after my sessions to disperse it, also am now wrapping my whole D with fabric after applying Amlactin so it doesn't rub off. Sometimes I get home and realize that the fabric slipped off at some point during the day and wonder what the person who found it would have thought, you're definitely gonna turn some heads with a cream filled Magnum dangling from trousers so make sure it's on there snug.