Ever been busted while PE'ing?

I don't use a hand held cell phone. So I figure I can use my spare hand to P.E. while driving.

bump. Anyone else ever busted? What about "came out" about Penis Enlargement?

I have to resurrect this post. This was my old profile before going off to war... I could never retrieve the PW. But im ok with that. Ive yet to be busted, 8x6. Anyone busted since the last thread?

goinfor11x7;223856 said:

I don't use a hand held cell phone. So I figure I can use my spare hand to P.E. while driving.

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I have to give you my routine while i drive 50 miles each way to / from work

Has anybody ever been caught by their mom while Penis Enlargement'ing or viewing the Penis Enlargement site? I just want to know how my mom will react if she ever finds out. She is pretty cool but I think she might get pissed. I am 19 and go to college full time. Obviously, I live with my mom and my step dad.

This is an old post but funny non-the-less

A Bad Day In The Life of a Obsessive Complulsive that Penis Enlargement's

I am new to this forum but I desided that I would share the posts over at Penis EnlargementForums.net with everyone here....I am a 35 year old....I suffer with extreme OCD (Obsessional Compulsive Disorder) and BDD (Body Dismorphic disease) Alot of my problems center around my penis....No matter what I think I see it most of the time wrong...What I mean is my measurements are 9.60 x 6.5 and I cannot see it the right way....It is part of this disease...IT SUCKS....For those of you who know me and have been with me on my huge Penis Enlargement journey will get a laugh out of this....My therapist says I should make fun of my disorder...So HERE GOES....

Ok...This is a typical bad day in my life of Penis Enlargement....I was telling Jen (my girlfriend) about it last night and she started laughing hysterically and said I should post it ....

I am still suffering with 2 ingrown hairs at the base of my unit...So yesterday morning I thought I would just not Jelq. to avoid and pain....So I do my regular stretching routine and go to work....Now to understand this you have to realize I work with my family...My Father, My Brother, and My Ex-Wife, In a large building connected to a house that my sister and her husband live. I am just sitting at my desk doing my work (I work on a computer in a very private office) Now my family knows I have extreme OCD and just kinda brushes off my strange behavior...after all they have dealt with it my whole life....My Ex-Wife on the other hand is more suspicious of my odd behaviors and will ask me what I am up to...Now I already decided that I was NOT GOING TO JELQ. but then I came across a picture on the net of this Women who goes by the name of Scarlett....Now I love ghetto bootie with a passion and she is the quintessential picture of GHETTO BOOTIE....So of course I am looking at her and my cock starts to get hard. Then I start obsessing about jelqing and the size of my penis. I am thinking If I don't jelq. I am going to shrink and lose all my gains...etc...etc. and to add to the obsessive mix I see the size of Scarletts Ass and I start thinking my newly shrunk penis would be pathetic against her huge cheeks....So I am sitting at the computer with my half hard cock and a bunch of new obsessions that will not go away until......I GO AND JELQ...

I head to the upstairs loft of our building....This area used to be an attic and was converted into a small office with a private bathroom....This is the place I Jelq when I am at work....Now if anyone has read anything about my problems, the worst possible thing for me is heat...When I get hot a associate this with an attack. Well it is like 140° in this bathroom and I am already starting to sweat and get fustrated. I reach under the vanity and I am out of Vaseline....So I proceed to put my clothes back on my completly soaked body and head back done stairs in a frantic hunt for a lubricant....then I remember that my sister is gone out and she has a 2 year old so I figure there has got to be some Vasoline in her house. I go in and find a fresh container sitting in the baby's room...I feel to guilty to take the whole jar so I grab a handful and head back through the shop...

I bump into my Ex-Wife, vaseline in hand, completely sweating...I must have looked like a big perverted psycho who just got finished wacking off....She gives me a look that supports my theory and I head back upstairs.

I make it to the 140° bathroom, fully dressed with a huge glob of vaseline on my hand. At this point I realize that I have a tight long sleeve shirt on and in order to get it off I have to park the handful of vaseline somewhere....Sweating my ass off I find a piece of plastic bag and wipe it on that so as to get on dressed. Vaseline is a really fun lube cuz it stays on your skin like FOREVER....I have O.C.D. so I have to wash my hands before I can get undressed so I don't infect my clothes with this greasy substance....

FINALLY...I get clean and undressed...My clothes are completely soaked with sweat and my cock is now in frustration mode....Totally Fucking Soft...Yay for that....I muster up enough lustful thought to get some blood back in it and strive to get a decent 1000 jelqs so my ever shrinking cock would be big enough for the enormous cheeks I saw on my computer screen....I decide that looking at my penis would not be wise as I was in a huge anxiety attack and I was positive my penis was now 2 inches....but the funny thing about O.C.D. is I cannot just not look, I HAVE TO LOOK...So I Do....Then I have to see it the right way...and I did...Then I see my shoe laying on the ground and I start getting obsessed about the size difference between my cock and my shoe....Mind you my shoe is over 12" so my obsession that my penis is shrunk is now a living reality in the grand scheme of things. I am now sweating bullets, staring at a shoe and practically crying...so I just drop my penis and I hear SPLASH as my penis drops into the toilet water...so aside from being disgusted I start to feel a bit better because I know the distance to the water (YES I HAVE OBSESSIVELY MEASURED EVERY TOILET I FREQUENT) The distance of 9.5" to the water gives me some temporary reassurance that my penis has not shrunken....I thank God for this wonderful Jelq session and start my hot wrap.....There is only one tiny hand towel....No soap....My clothes are soaked...I am lubed up like the dickins'. So now I realize I have to make it down stair to the other company bathroom....

I throw on my sticky clothes, now covered with vaseline and make my way past the Ex-Wife into the bathroom in the front office. Now I have already made myself see my penis in a good way...and I was still feeling happy about the toilet adventure...So I decided to NOT LOOK AT IT...cuz I might see it wrong and that would ruin my day....So I decide to wash with the lights out....I have to get up on the vanity and wash myself in the sink. This was going pretty well until I realized my penis did not reach the bottom of the sink....As hard as I tried I could not touch that fucking sink bottom...I figure the sink must be deeper than my measurement and decide that I will just forget about this.....YEAH RIGHT....I am finally dressed, clean sitting at my computer...and I am trying so hard not to think about it....but it burns in my head between every fucking though....HOW DEEP IS THE SINK......Finally in a fustrated rage I grab one of the many measuring devices that are skattered about our shop and head for the bathroom, past the Ex-Wife, with this big ruler in my hand....Do ya think she thinks I am alright?

Well it takes me a very long time to measure...I finally measure the sink it is only 7.5" to the bottom.....An instant hot flash...Now I am really obsessing....This means my penis is like 6"....I am ready to cry again....I am thinking it must have shrunk....I mean I was sure 1/2 hour prior that my penis was 9.5" what happened? My OCD is very tricky and will play these games, so in order to find out what the problem was I have to get completely undressed and get back on the vanity and measure the distance of my penis base to the point of the sink that it did not reach....This is when I realized that I have an ass that prevents my penis fom starting at the top of the sink....I am actually quite a bit higher....2" to be exact...I do the math and I finally come to the final theroy that I did not shrink....

Now I feel happy...Everything is right.....and I can continue with my day.....I LOVE Penis Enlargement

To be honest, I know of very few people who've achieved extreme success in any discipline without being absolutely obsessed with their endeavor. The key just seems to be turning the obsession into discipline and making the obsession productive.

higherone;224302 said:

bump. Anyone else ever busted? What about "came out" about Penis Enlargement?

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Why wouldn't you tell everybody you know if they asked? Honestly I take pride in my work ethic over everything else and this would just be another example. Trying to hide it would seem like it causes way more problems than it's worth, if only for the fact that you know you're hiding something. If it's something you believe in and are doing to support your body, why wouldn't you be proud of it? It's not illegal, you're not going to jail, worst that's going to happen is you're going to get hated on by somebody jealous of the fact that you were mature enough to take responsibility for your own sexual insecurities.

Just got caught about 2 weeks ago by my new girl friend.

It was our second date and I brought her back to my place. Like a dumbass, I did forget my penomet on the counter in the bathroom...and girls always go to bathroom!!!

She came out of the bathroom with my penomet and she was like: wtf is that?

I'm not a bullshitter so I told her everything...and asked her if she likes big cock!?

She was so excited...she asked me for a demonstration...so we played together and I let her pump me with the penomet. I also show her the jelquing technique so now sometimes when she jerks me off, she jelqs me a bit.... Then, after she penomized my cock, I fucked her so bad 5 times in a row.

She said she never felt a cock that hard and she never met someone with that much stamina and EQ.

Felt so good not to have to hide anything... a great start with that chicks..... lots of fun ahead + I get a sexy ass training partner to train my dick when I feel lazy hahaha

Penomet in the Bathroom, huh? When we were shooting film for MOS and the affiliate products we rented a beautiful home in Boca Raton to shoot the video. ANyway, this was a house that was being lived in and it was absolutely gorgeous. Anyway, I am pretty sure we left a Penomet in the shower there and a few gaiters....I wondered what the home owners must have thought...I was hoping that the wife found it and it opened a undue can of worms I can be very evil

Tel her the truth if you get busted! Mom, i don't want a 5" pecker, and look like a toddler. This is natural, and free......

Both my parents found my SG and Hydromax X40 in the mail!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I don't care hell my dad probably wants one now lol

RedWood7;537724 said:

Both my parents found my SG and Hydromax X40 in the mail!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I don't care hell my dad probably wants one now lol

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Sit down with him and tell him about it!

RedWood7;537724 said:

Both my parents found my SG and Hydromax X40 in the mail!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I don't care hell my dad probably wants one now lol

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Good for you! What we do is healthy and just as important as working out the body or the mind. Too many people misjudge us, I am happy to have another Brother who is open with it to the family!

Never been busted doing Penis Enlargement but my gf did find my Bathmate once. I was on a business trip and she wanted to come up and spend a few days with me so I left a key for her at the front desk. I had my Penis Enlargement equipment with me and used the Bathmate that morning before leaving. I wrapped it in a towel to help it dry but accidently left it on the bed.

Later that day when she called, she called to let me know she had made it in. She said "there's this blue thing in a towel - what is it?" Apparently housekeeping just left the damn thing out when they made the bed (I wonder what went thru their mind when they saw it? - lol) I didn't freak out but I had to think fast and said it was a masturbator and I downplayed it as much as I could. I told her that my business partner bought it as a gag gift and I figured I'd give it a try. Don't know if she bought it but we bo had a good laugh.

When I got back to the hotel that evening, she was on her laptop at the Bathmate website checking it out. She was like "Hydromaxmm this thing says it can enlarge you, but believe me - you don't need to get any bigger." She went on about what it did and all then asked if she could see it in action. I thought better of it and turned the situation into foreplay and eventually we had sex. She jokingly mentioned it again later that night but that was all.

One day I'll let her in on my Penis Enlargement - maybe. For now, I want this to be all mine alone. She can enjoy the byproduct of my efforts.

MMandingo;538699 said:

Never been busted doing Penis Enlargement but my gf did find my Bathmate once. I was on a business trip and she wanted to come up and spend a few days with me so I left a key for her at the front desk. I had my Penis Enlargement equipment with me and used the Bathmate that morning before leaving. I wrapped it in a towel to help it dry but accidently left it on the bed.

Later that day when she called, she called to let me know she had made it in. She said "there's this blue thing in a towel - what is it?" Apparently housekeeping just left the damn thing out when they made the bed (I wonder what went thru their mind when they saw it? - lol) I didn't freak out but I had to think fast and said it was a masturbator and I downplayed it as much as I could. I told her that my business partner bought it as a gag gift and I figured I'd give it a try. Don't know if she bought it but we bo had a good laugh.

When I got back to the hotel that evening, she was on her laptop at the Bathmate website checking it out. She was like "Hydromaxmm this thing says it can enlarge you, but believe me - you don't need to get any bigger." She went on about what it did and all then asked if she could see it in action. I thought better of it and turned the situation into foreplay and eventually we had sex. She jokingly mentioned it again later that night but that was all.

One day I'll let her in on my Penis Enlargement - maybe. For now, I want this to be all mine alone. She can enjoy the byproduct of my efforts.

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I wonder how much woman see and don't mention!

I just left my Bathmate in the Bathroom eventually because i was tired of drying it out and hiding it in a box in my room.

My mom has asked me at least 5 times what it is... she thinks its a Colonic Therapy device! hahaha. I just told her "dont ask"

doublelongdaddy;538742 said:

I wonder how much woman see and don't mention!

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Yeh - I think about that all the time. She's no dummy; she's an RN so I know she has some clue. But she's yet to say anything about me getting too big for her. She knows I've gotten bigger (I didn't start consistent regular Penis Enlargement until a couple months after we started dating) and she makes lots of complimentary comments on my size (she did it even before I started). She'll make them out of the blue, unprovoked, which is cool.

So until she says otherwise, it's steady as we go ...

MMandingo;538839 said:

Yeh - I think about that all the time. She's no dummy

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Yup, that sounds like my Wife as seen in my post above

Wow, this is my old profile. Could never get the password back. Buuut, since i drive 50 miles to n from work,i Penis Enlargement while driving. I almost got busted by cop while at a light yesterday!