Perestroyka;621377 said:
this is the Penis Enlargement Army HQ and I feel free to say that!

Love it!
 
Perestroyka;621551 said:
And DLD you are the Leader!
Guide us! LMAO

Yea, we are a dick army ready to shoot our loads at the enemy vagina wall gates! Alright dicks, get ready!!!! LMAO!!!!
 
Zambrodom3;621558 said:
Yea, we are a dick army ready to shoot our loads at the enemy vagina wall gates! Alright dicks, get ready!!!! LMAO!!!!

lol...i have a peace treaty with the vagina. they open the gates when they see me cumming ;)

i suggest you all sign the treaty as well
 
youknowme123321;621559 said:
lol...i have a peace treaty with the vagina. they open the gates when they see me cumming ;)

i suggest you all sign the treaty as well

Yes, I see what you mean, I am on my way to signing a contract with the vagina team! Wish me luck! LMAO!
 
youknowme123321;621562 said:
many lives will be saved

I believe so! In this mighty war of genitals many have lost their lives. (Honoring the fallen (fallen- low EQ... get it?.... whatever, I knew it was a lame joke.... (awkward silence)))!
 
youknowme123321;621564 said:
continued awkward silence...

.... (tries to break awkward silence since it got too awkward, but is unable to think of something that makes sense, so he suddenly just screams out the first thing that comes on his mind)... I masturbate to the mirror..... wait.. what!!!??? (now it gets even worse) LMAO!
 
There can't be no peace with pussies, we must punish them, for getting our dicks out of chamber! LMAO
 
Perestroyka;621698 said:
There can't be no peace with pussies, we must punish them, for getting our dicks out of chamber! LMAO

Hahahahah! Yea- winter is cold and our penises must have somewhere to stay warm at!! What better than a mouth or a vagina? But NOOOOO... Damn them! LMAO!
 
Perestroyka;621698 said:
There can't be no peace with pussies, we must punish them, for getting our dicks out of chamber! LMAO

HAHAHA man if you are seven inches already you gonna find a lot of pussies that are gonna surrender, most girls dont need that big. if you want to be 8 by 6 you gonna have an amazing �naked people movies� life take care haha
 
Zambrodom3;621703 said:
Hahahahah! Yea- winter is cold and our penises must have somewhere to stay warm at!! What better than a mouth or a vagina? But NOOOOO... Damn them! LMAO!

Mouth is waaaay better if you asking me, but pussy is traditional place to put throbbing penis in! LMAO
 
shortdick;621707 said:
HAHAHA man if you are seven inches already you gonna find a lot of pussies that are gonna surrender, most girls dont need that big. if you want to be 8 by 6 you gonna have an amazing �naked people movies� life take care haha

Yeah I know, most cunt will surrender, BUT I want to have even bigger army to show, to easily conquer entire female world, at this moment more soldiers are mustering! I need 8x6 divisions to start my assault and conquest! LMAO hahahahaha we are crazy three of us
 
Perestroyka;621710 said:
Yeah I know, most cunt will surrender, BUT I want to have even bigger army to show, to easily conquer entire female world, at this moment more soldiers are mustering! I need 8x6 divisions to start my assault and conquest! LMAO hahahahaha we are crazy three of us
Pussy loves big пу́шка hahaha, some pussies want the big пу́шка
 
shortdick;621715 said:
Pussy loves big пу́шка hahaha, some pussies want the big пу́шка

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH yeah, some pussies want big guns, something like modified Автомат Калашникова but with longer barrel and sniper scope for better targeting hahahahahaha
 
Perestroyka;621718 said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH yeah, some pussies want big guns, something like modified Автомат Калашникова but with longer barrel and sniper scope for better targeting hahahahahaha
I want the Автомат Калашникова prrrrrrrrrrrrr prrrrrrrrrrrrttttrrrr hahaha sex fantasies are killing me man i visualize myself whit a big ass, Автомат Калашникова slapping the face of two beautiful and horny girls so good so good hahahaa.
 
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