Brothers helping Brothers, what Matters of Size was built on....Please Read
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doublelongdaddy;621438 said:
And DLD you are the Leader!
Guide us!
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Perestroyka;621551 said:And DLD you are the Leader!
Guide us!
Yea, we are a dick army ready to shoot our loads at the enemy vagina wall gates! Alright dicks, get ready!!!!
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Zambrodom3;621558 said:Yea, we are a dick army ready to shoot our loads at the enemy vagina wall gates! Alright dicks, get ready!!!!
lol...i have a peace treaty with the vagina. they open the gates when they see me cumming
i suggest you all sign the treaty as well
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youknowme123321;621559 said:lol...i have a peace treaty with the vagina. they open the gates when they see me cumming
i suggest you all sign the treaty as well
Yes, I see what you mean, I am on my way to signing a contract with the vagina team! Wish me luck!
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Zambrodom3;621561 said:Yes, I see what you mean, I am on my way to signing a contract with the vagina team! Wish me luck!
many lives will be saved
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youknowme123321;621562 said:
I believe so! In this mighty war of genitals many have lost their lives. (Honoring the fallen (fallen- low EQ... get it?.... whatever, I knew it was a lame joke.... (awkward silence)))!
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continued awkward silence...
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youknowme123321;621564 said:
.... (tries to break awkward silence since it got too awkward, but is unable to think of something that makes sense, so he suddenly just screams out the first thing that comes on his mind)... I masturbate to the mirror..... wait.. what!!!??? (now it gets even worse)
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There can't be no peace with pussies, we must punish them, for getting our dicks out of chamber!
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Perestroyka;621698 said:There can't be no peace with pussies, we must punish them, for getting our dicks out of chamber!
Hahahahah! Yea- winter is cold and our penises must have somewhere to stay warm at!! What better than a mouth or a vagina? But NOOOOO... Damn them!
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Perestroyka;621698 said:There can't be no peace with pussies, we must punish them, for getting our dicks out of chamber!
HAHAHA man if you are seven inches already you gonna find a lot of pussies that are gonna surrender, most girls dont need that big. if you want to be 8 by 6 you gonna have an amazing ����� life take care haha
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Zambrodom3;621703 said:Hahahahah! Yea- winter is cold and our penises must have somewhere to stay warm at!! What better than a mouth or a vagina? But NOOOOO... Damn them!
Mouth is waaaay better if you asking me, but pussy is traditional place to put throbbing penis in!
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shortdick;621707 said:
Yeah I know, most cunt will surrender, BUT I want to have even bigger army to show, to easily conquer entire female world, at this moment more soldiers are mustering! I need 8x6 divisions to start my assault and conquest!
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Pussy loves big пу́шка hahaha, some pussies want the big пу́шкаPerestroyka;621710 said:Yeah I know, most cunt will surrender, BUT I want to have even bigger army to show, to easily conquer entire female world, at this moment more soldiers are mustering! I need 8x6 divisions to start my assault and conquest!
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shortdick;621715 said:
Hhahahahahhahahhahah!!!!! Pretty much describes this: I Kill People - YouTube (2:17)
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shortdick;621715 said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH yeah, some pussies want big guns, something like modified Автомат Калашникова but with longer barrel and sniper scope for better targeting hahahahahaha
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Zambrodom3;621716 said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAA THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH cant stop laughing Ooooh Jesus!!!!
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! Those posts of yours sure make me laugh as well! ! - Joined
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I want the Автомат Калашникова prrrrrrrrrrrrr prrrrrrrrrrrrttttrrrr hahaha sex fantasies are killing me man i visualize myself whit a big ass, Автомат Калашникова slapping the face of two beautiful and horny girls so good so good hahahaa.Perestroyka;621718 said:
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