Anyone ever got a penis tattoo?

BaddJack;655830 said:
What about the guy who got a dick ink job and wound up with a long term priapism - his dick wound up being a couple inches longer with increased girth permanently.

Count me out.

BJ
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There's an Amazonian spider whose venom induces priapism did you know? I'll send my scout mastermind to find some for you.
 
templnite;655897 said:
There's an Amazonian spider whose venom induces priapism did you know? I'll send my scout mastermind to find some for you.
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I also heard wasp venom will increase penis size..but you will need to let a wasp sting you in the dick.... :)
 
ChilDsh;655900 said:
I also heard wasp venom will increase penis size..but you will need to let a wasp sting you in the dick.... :)
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If their venom really works they will replace PE eexercises forever :OLMAOLMAO
 
I don't know if its really true but here's the vedio XD
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/JN0VtHez9xI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
 
I would not take the risk of a spider bite for temporary gains, I can get that with a marathon BathMate workout......or ride a horse, I am allergic to horses and my cock swells up like 4 times the normal size when I get close enough to a horse, but my eyes and lips also blow up in size :)
 
Because he doesn't want anyone handling his piece. The tattoo guy will probably be traumatized by his girth, and be all shaky so he can't even tat.
 
I should have gotten inch marks when I began and watched them stretch to double their size, that would have been cool!
 
I guess you can always wear the static sticker from the bathmate on your cak. If you do eventually tat choose a beer can design 8D
 
doublelongdaddy;682306 said:
What stamp?
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The tattoo, but I was checking the video again which says the cc's communicate with each other. Could they be communicating thru the ribs? If so then I feel like lateral compressions while at max tumescence would sift the blood around them causing augmentation. Baws concept but we need a tool that would accomplish this which is a frendos type of instrument with teeth to really macerate those structures. I'll see if I can make
 
BigBeardBig;682619 said:
LOL, I will have to write this down for future party jokes.
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Ahhhh, the great Ron Jeremy Paradox :)
 
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