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Hey, thanks, joeym! I'll try to keep that in mind! :D Actually, in my post I DO say that my NBP is 6 to 6.5 sitting, and 7 standing, so thanks for repeating that info. I'm sure you're just trying to help me be more honest with myself.

Not being testy or anything, but I think guys who post stuff like that are really just trying to say, "My dick is bigger than yours!" That's just my opinion, tho. If it is, good for you! Honestly! I think that's fantastic!
 
You know what? I'm going on a rant!

I'm the only dude around here who gets burned for his fat pad...and you wanna know something else, the stupid thing is, it's only half an inch deeper than most of you boys here.

Am I blowing my top? Yes, I am. I'm only human. I have issues and insecurities just like the rest of you, and right now, I am depressed and stressed out and very, very tired of trying to help everyone out with my advice and concern and enthusiasm. I've never tried to bring anybody down and have always tried to be helpful and honest. I even drew a fucking diagram on how to make your head get bigger, cause everyone seems to like my fat glans.

I am upfront with all my stats: BP, NBP, NBP sitting, NBP standing, girth, width, height, weight, everything...and somebody still has to knock my dick in the dirt about something or other!

Well, fuck you!

When I joined [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words], the best measurement I could get, pushing the ruler all the way in, was about 6.75 erect on a good day, maybe 5 NBP, if that. Now it is 8. That's my maxed out best BP measurement, but not like a regular gonna fuck my wife boner, which is probably around 6.5 to 7. I always fucking say that, and someone else always has to come behind me and say ,"Uhhh, you know, you have some fat there!"

I have gained 1.25 inch since joining here, and have lost something like 40 lbs.

It's so fucking frustrating...!

Wanna know something else, those first pics ain't even hard. They're only like half-hard, so put that in your pipe and smoke it.

And before knocking someone else's dick in the dirt, maybe you should be sure you're being totally honest with yourself. I checked out your pics, buddy, and you sure do seem to be pushing that ruler a little ways past your pecker! Just trying to help!
 
Kong the pack of cig comparison does put it in perspective. Don't worry about what the "trolls" say. You have a good group of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] friends who support you. Keep up the good work! Thanks for the diagram btw. I am going to try that. Exapnding my glans will sure add some length in concert with stretching.
 
Thanks, dude. I feel ashamed of my little outburst now...I appreciate your support. Do the glans pump squeeze, too. It will give you at least an extra .25", just getting that helmet pumped up and enlarged. Maybe it's a cheap .25", but hey, every little bit helps, right?
 
Dude last time I checked your gland is attached the shaft. :) If it gets bigger, your length will be longer. Thats not cheap to me at all. A bigger gland drives a lot of chicks wild.
 
Yeah, you should see my wife's face when I first put it in. We been married for years, but I still gotta wet the head and work it in there til she loosens up! Hee hee hee! The more I learn here on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words], the more I realize that I slid by on girth quite a bit in my younger days. I have always had kind of a thick one. I never got blitzed by a chick over my length like some dudes because my girth kind of gave em a little bit of a stretch! ;) That's what I'm thinking now that I know a little more about average stats and hearing other guys talk about it. What do you think?
 
Kong,
I'm sorry if I offended you or hurt your feelings. I apologize.

I really wasn't trying to knock you or put you down. Maybe I shouldn't have even mentioned my 3rd point. Or maybe I should have put it in the thread where you asked if you looked 8". You've asked for honest opinions in the past. I didn't post in that thread because it got contentious and I didn't really want to get involved. But I was just giving you my honest opinion on your measuring technique - and that's it. My point was that the ruler is at a weird angle, and you can't see the bottom 2" at all. I was not trying to say "Kong has a small dick". I clearly stated that if that's how you get consistent measurements then that's great. I also didn't say you're fat, in fact I said that you don't look fat to me.

Like I said, I like you and I like your posts. You gave some great advice to some guy who was having trouble in his marriage. You also gave good advice to that kid the other day with the bitchy, frigid girlfriend. You missed your calling in life - you're much better than these so called experts dispensing advice on TV and radio - you know exactly how men should act towards and treat women.

And as far as trying to say "my dick is bigger than yours" you are off base. I know I'm very average, not big and not small (maybe slightly above average in length and very average in girth). That means a lot of guys are the same as me, some are smaller, and some are bigger and I'm OK with that. You look to be average to slightly above avg in length (NBP) and big in girth - and we all know girth is what's important. I wish I had your girth. But that's why I'm here (and really why we're all here), because I want to have a big dick. I don't really care who is bigger or not bigger than me, because I'm in a monogomous relationship and she is the only one who will see mine and mine is the only one she'll see. I would just like to be BIG, for my ego I guess.

So relax, chill out and don't freak if someone questions something you post here. It's an open forum and others are allowed to post their opinions; it wouldn't be much of a forum if nobody ever said anything controversial. I hope you accept my apology and we can have friendly dialogue in the future.

PS-Your "attack" on my photo was pretty weak. I say that it is a BPenis EnlargementL measurement and you can clearly see more of my shaft behind your red mark. You can also clearly see the bottom of the ruler.
 
I'm only trying to illustrate the point that others could take fault with your own measuring. You do seem to be measuring from the top of your pubic hair, not the base of your penis!

Also, I'm tired of taking shit about my BP measurement because I have a fat pad. BP is BP, not NBP, and you just repeated what I said in my original post, and then told me to be honest with myself. Screw you. I've heard that before. Should I not push the ruler to the bone to BP measure because I am heavy? Then it would not be BP. It would be NBP. I am well aware that my NBP is in the 6-7 ish range, depending on whether I am sitting (as in the picture) or standing. I stated that at the top. Perhaps you didn't read anything and just looked at the pictures, because I do not understand your compulsion to repeat what I said with an admonisHydromaxent to be honest with myself. As you will come to learn, that really burns my biscuits. Not that I have a 2 inch fat pad, but that I am somehow "fooling myself" into thinking I do not have a 2 inch fat pad. Maybe you think that I had a 2" deep slot surgically implanted into my lower abdomen for the sole purpose of trying to fool some guys on this website. Shee-it. Gimme a break. It's called blubber, my friend. A few of us have some. I have lost from 315 lbs to 250 lbs. It has not been an easy task, and when I finally get down to my goal of 200 lbs and have a wonderful little slim .5 inch fat pad, I promise you and everyone else here that I am not going to troll others about their BP and NBP! I do not need to do that to feel superior in some sad little way or bolster my confidence.

Finally, you are correct in that this is an open and uncensored forum, which means I can respond to your criticisms with my own opinions. I believe you are kind of deluded just in thinking that you are average at 7". That probably says the whole story there, in my opinion. Until you can accept that a real, average penis is 5.5" and that you are actually pretty hung, you are going to have a lot of issues. Just don't try to bring others down with your own size hangups. You are the one with the size issues. Not me. I am happy with my 8 BP and 6 NBP, and I am aware of the difference, and I am totally honest with myself about my measuring.

By saying that your measuring is somehow better and you are more honest with yourself, you come across as kind of arrogant and condescending. You are, in effect, telling me, "My measuring is better cause I'm skinnier."

By spreading the myth that a 7 inch cock is average, you are fucking with the self-esteem and self-image of some real-world 5 to 6 inch average guys here by, in essense, saying they have small penises, when the opposite is true. That really pisses me off, because there are some really decent guys here who feel bad about their average sized penises and don't need guys like you with 7 or 8ers lording over them and making them feel worse.

You say I give good advice...and I do. Here is my advice to you.

Say this to yourself:--

"My seven inch cock is HUGE! It is not small. It is not average. It is huge, and I love it!"

Now believe it, before I have to open a can of whoop-ass on you! :D
 
Kong, how early do you get up for work??? rofl

I don't want to argue with you and hopefully you'll accept my apology. Let me state again, I realize you were measuring BP and have fat pad; just thought the way you were measuring looked weird.

Congrats on your weight loss, and good luck with your continuing efforts. As you can see in the picture, I certainly have a bit of a gut and I sure ain't skinny. It's tough to lose weight at our age with job, family, etc.

Maybe I have a bit of a size hangup, but I'm confident that average NBP is right around 6" (maybe 5.75-6.0") and average BP is around 6.25-6.5". That's why I stated that my length is slightly above average. Average length is not 5.5" - thinking that would be deluding myself. But if I have a size hangup, I think you have a weight hangup. Don't be so sensitive about it - I wasn't even saying anything about your weight.

Anyhow, thanks for your input and advice. Your a smart guy and I wouldn't bother arguing with you unless I valued your opinion. Even when arguing with you I love your posts - they bring a smile to my face, make me laugh, and contain valuable wisdom. And they are well written to boot.
 
Size survey reports to peruse:

http://www.the-penis-website.com/size2.html

http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/penis_size_survey.shtml

http://www.free-condom-stuff.com/fcs/html/penis-average-size.html

I think it is very amusing that in the studies where men were measured by trained medical staff, the reported average was under 6, where the self-reported studies jumped up to 6.25 to 6.5!! I think there is also a little leeway in NBP measurements, and that female satisfaction size-wise kind of falls into a median between BP and NBP measurements. I know I can certainly get more in my wife than my NBP, even though the full BP doesn't get in there-- and last time we had sex, she didn't really LOOK at it very long. She wanted it in there!

Open up your heart and let the sunshine in. 5.5 is average. You're hung!
 
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