How women measure a penis

doublelongdaddy;611995 said:
We should make a ruler for women to use that is 12" long but is only marker as 6"...it would solve many of the issues of women and size:)
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I'm pretty sure the adult entertainment industry probably has a few of these :P
 
smerc;612005 said:
I'm pretty sure the adult entertainment industry probably has a few of these :P
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No doubt! My family own a printing company and they print rulers, maybe there is a market for mis-numbered rulers:)
 
doublelongdaddy;612160 said:
No doubt! My family own a printing company and they print rulers, maybe there is a market for mis-numbered rulers:)
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Could be. Just make around 20 and see how sells go. rofl
 
How do women measure a penis? With the dollar bill of course!;)
 
The way women measure penis size in a relationship is like this; when you first get together and you’re in love she will add 2 inches to your penis length. After you break up she will deduct 2 inches from your penis length ? Just ask her friends LOL
 
I'm like SO GLAD I dont have all this shit now :D I love the single celibate lifestyle, and in the new year around my birthday which is inside January, I'm going to purchase a signiture model fleshlight.
 
When I do sleep with a woman again, it will be an escort, and a dark woman! like from round and brown ..... all these years wasting my time with wrong types of women, when all along I loved dark chocolate!!
 
REDZULU2003 said:
I'm like SO GLAD I dont have all this shit now :D I love the single celibate lifestyle, and in the new year around my birthday which is inside January, I'm going to purchase a signiture model fleshlight.
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I’m so glad you understand Red because so many men will never get it! Being free of sex is such a luxury! I have grown so much because I have learned to live with and love myself. I do not need a woman or sex to help me, I can do it on my own as I have for the past 11 years! Celibacy for 11 years, wow
 
Hung like a monster and celibate? Man whats the point?!?! You guys should be slaying young maidens left and right! And rescuing your dragons... whoa...see what i did there?
 
Been there done it :unsure: I have since chosen a spiritual life, many, incl yourself maybe, wont understand that, but that is fine. I dont need a partner, nor do I need to exist in this world with sex.

Since being celibate I have been more happy, I know it shocked me, but its truth.

Also the fact, that two guys can be so open on here about this, and engage in discussion speaks volumes about this whole community.
 
I’m married to Jesus Christ and I have no need for a woman. I have no desire to have sex whatsoever. Celibacy is the freedom that many will never understand. It’s a peaceful place where a man learns to love himself and live with himself. No matter how big my penis is it makes no difference, I’m doing this for myself.
 
I find that surprising and fascinating. I have a spiritual practice myself, though I am not rigid with it. Would you each say that PE has made you a more spiritual man? If so, how and in what ways?
 
StonerWithABoner said:
I find that surprising and fascinating. I have a spiritual practice myself, though I am not rigid with it. Would you each say that PE has made you a more spiritual man? If so, how and in what ways?
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I’ve been a minister for about 10 years now and I made this decision based on the incredible love I have found in the brotherhood and my deep love for God. I do not believe in religion whatsoever, I believe in Jesus Christ and the Bible, saved through grace. So much spirituality was gained just through the brotherhood. But when I made the decision to never abuse God’s beautiful flower, cannabis, I found so much more love and grace when I pray. My life is 99% spiritual. On a Friday night most people want to go out to a bar or a nightclub. What I’ll be doing tonight is be resting with Jesus, partying until I fall asleep.
 
That's beautiful. I've never heard a minister of jesus christ say he does not believe in religion, so that's refreshing. I don't believe in jesus. My spirituality is based on earth in the people i love and otherwise care about. Brotherhood, as you put it. Family. Friendship. Fellowship. And generally, in doing what's right. I have never been celibate. In fact, before i was married, i was a complete manwhore lol. But that was out of insecurity and feeling like i needed external validation. I believe if i were single again, a period of celibacy and solitude would do me a lot of good. But eventually ii would want a partner, because that's just how i best operate naturally.

I do find it fascinating that you believe those things and practice celibacy, but also value penis enlargement and watch adult entertainment. I am not saying any of that is wrong, or inconsistent, just interesting. Even in the depths of hardcore hedonism in my 20s and early 30s, adult entertainment was not something i found very compelling.
 
I dont follow one specific religion, but, have allot of experience with the Nyingma branch of Tibetan Buddhism, which falls into the Mahayana camp - allot more open and less conservative then the Theuravada or Hinayana camp you see from places like Sri Lanka, Thailand, Campbodia.


Also, I followed Nicheren Buddhism, which is from Japan, but still in the Mahayana camp, as with Tibetan, but they both offer a different slant on the Buddhas teachings.


I've also experience with spiritualism, in seances, and seen, heard spirit many times in my life.

I understand, and follow some of the Pagan ways, who respected the Earth, and nature, like the Shamans, and Druids.


I meditate regularly, read sutras, recite mantras, and offer healing from distance, as well as in the past, working with spirit guides.


In none of these ways, does it say don't have sex. I have chose not to bother, as I find it easier for me, to lead the single lifestlye rather then the need to have a partner because its the 'in' thing, or that one should have a partner, or sex to remain sane ... its complete rubbish, you don't need it.


Masturbation in moderation, say twice a week is ample.


I wouldn't say I was rigid with it either, its my choice, not really based on my spiritual path, but my own decision.


All that fucking different women, bragging about it, what is it really? all about the ego, and its worth NOTHING without true love. When you do love a woman, or a man, and you make love to them, both of you are in love, then that is sacred ... its true, but this is something I'm not looking for, it will come when the time is right, and that person is ready to enter into my life.


I wouldn't say PE has made me anymore spiritual, if anything, my life experiences have steered me more this way.


Many, if not most people these days, never live in the moment ... they are either in the past, or way ahead in the future ... they don't know their own minds, and believe allot of what they see in the paper, news, or hear on the radio ... folk dont have strong awareness of whats going on inside them, when to tell they are getting emotional, when they need to take action.


I rather be like this, and work on my path towards apotheosis, then spend it having meaningless sex, with meaningless encounters.
 
REDZULU2003 said:
Many, if not most people these days, never live in the moment ... they are either in the past, or way ahead in the future ... they don't know their own minds, and believe allot of what they see in the paper, news, or hear on the radio ... folk dont have strong awareness of whats going on inside them, when to tell they are getting emotional, when they need to take action.
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Man...this is a GREAT conversation and sometning I think most newbies (or vets) may expect. God bless you both for speaking your minds openly. @REDZULU2003 your quote about being present reminded me of a recent podcast that I heard w/ Sam Harris....
Sam Harris, Ph.D.: The transformative power of mindfulness (EP.34) from The Peter Attia Drive
 
@REDZULU2003 thanks for sharing that! I have much growth to experience, spiritually. I have the tools at my fingertips too, just haven't put in the work. I can say I have come a long way from how lost I was in my 20's (I'm 40 now).

I didn't sleep around for bragging rights, but to soothe insecurity, and later on just for the thrill. The shit i did was not bragworthy, anyways. Just pathetic and destructive, and in some cases, dangerous. I have realized how much I have to live for, and how much that hurt me and others around me, and accepted a more simple, but fulfilling lifestyle. Sometimes my wife bugs the shit out of me, and i fee an urge to go back to my old ways, but I know in my heart that I am in a better place, and I'm grateful for the daily reminders. That is one of the bases for my own spiritual faith.
 
StonerWithABoner said:
I do find it fascinating that you believe those things and practice celibacy, but also value penis enlargement and watch adult entertainment. I am not saying any of that is wrong, or inconsistent, just interesting. Even in the depths of hardcore hedonism in my 20s and early 30s, adult entertainment was not something i found very compelling.
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I do not watch pornography :D it’s something I quit a long time ago. I mess up every now and again because I’m a human being but it’s something I truly do not do as a regular habit. I have been completely celibate for over 10 years. Secondly I find it ironic that people would think that running a penis enlargement site would conflict with my love of Jesus, I’m very confused with the statement for a number of reasons. First and foremost we were told to make the most of what God has given us in many places in the Bible. Secondly, what is the most important part of the body to bring life? That’s the penis. If they think the penis is evil in someway they are very Backwards and hypocritical. Preaching the word of Jesus Christ I’m preaching to my brothers here there’s no difference, in both cases I’m trying to help someone become better. And I have heard and prayers many times that what I am doing is good, righteous and holy. I’ve helped a lot of men prevent themselves from suicide, I’ve helped many men get better jobs better wives better living situations better spiritual alignment. I feel is everything I do in the brotherhood lines up perfectly with what Jesus would expect for me. Religion may say what I do is wrong but I do not subscribe to religion. As I said I preach in 3 ministries, Jesus plus nothing. ❤
 
I don't think it conflicts. In fact, I love your point of view. I had a rough go with Christians for the early of my life. So when I hear someone say he loves Jesus, it triggers a certain image in my mind. That image definitely does not match with what I've learned about you in a few short days, and that's a good thing!

As far as the adult entertainment thing, I read some posts where you encouraged adult entertainment use during girth work (which i have definitely done before). But those posts were from many years ago. Glad to know you've made progress there too!
 
StonerWithABoner said:
@REDZULU2003 thanks for sharing that! I have much growth to experience, spiritually. I have the tools at my fingertips too, just haven't put in the work. I can say I have come a long way from how lost I was in my 20's (I'm 40 now).

I didn't sleep around for bragging rights, but to soothe insecurity, and later on just for the thrill. The shit i did was not bragworthy, anyways. Just pathetic and destructive, and in some cases, dangerous. I have realized how much I have to live for, and how much that hurt me and others around me, and accepted a more simple, but fulfilling lifestyle. Sometimes my wife bugs the shit out of me, and i fee an urge to go back to my old ways, but I know in my heart that I am in a better place, and I'm grateful for the daily reminders. That is one of the bases for my own spiritual faith.
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Its positive about your change, and only you can make it happen. Its like, when I had a drink problem prior to 2010, I had many tell me about it, but, until I acknowledged it, and challenged the issue, it was never going to change. I haven't touched alcohol since 2010.

I was a bit of a bragger with the women I had slept with in the past, and even on these forums, which is shameful to me now when I have read some back, in the erotic stories, how I bragged and boasted about sex like it was a sport competition, and the pussy was the crown.
 
StonerWithABoner said:
I don't think it conflicts. In fact, I love your point of view. I had a rough go with Christians for the early of my life. So when I hear someone say he loves Jesus, it triggers a certain image in my mind. That image definitely does not match with what I've learned about you in a few short days, and that's a good thing!

As far as the adult entertainment thing, I read some posts where you encouraged adult entertainment use during girth work (which i have definitely done before). But those posts were from many years ago. Glad to know you've made progress there too!
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Indeed my brother I do not hide the sins of my past, I’m actually proud to leave those posts there as a sign of how far I’ve come. I too like you had a early religious issues and Suffered greatly because of that. I was raised Catholic and leaving the Catholic Church was the best decision I ever made in my life. I hate religion with everything I have, it’s man’s distortion of the beautiful words of our Lord and God. When I preach I never preached on my own accord, I use the word of God that way I am never in error. That is why I call one of my ministries Jesus + Nothing, when you add to Jesus it is no longer His Word . When you start to add and take away from the Bible you’re mixing law with Grace and there’s no way you’ll ever be able to get your way into heaven by work or a legal system, access to heaven comes through faith in Jesus, period. There’s nothing we can add to the perfect work of Jesus Christ and the cross. So as I preach to my ministries about the word of God I also preach to my brothers here on a different word but nonetheless an important one.

I was praying one night about the brotherhood and I was asking God if having pornography on the site was a bad thing. God told me that I have a very big responsibility in the brotherhood and I should not be sending them off into a den of iniquity. He wanted me to eliminate all pornography from the site and I did just that. I lost plenty of members because of this, but Lightning and I decided we would listen to the word of God and forbid it from the forum. Since that time I have found so much grace and helping men get away from pornography and start to see women as creatures of God not to be subjugated or abused in anyway, just like we are sons of God they are daughters of God.

I truly appreciate you understanding my position and I’m glad you find it refreshing as I do too. Many Christians attacked me and persecute me but I’m willing to take those slings and arrows for what I believe to be true. We have an awesome God who loves us and does not expect anything from us but one thing, to love his son Jesus Christ.
 
REDZULU2003 said:
I was a bit of a bragger with the women I had slept with in the past, and even on these forums, which is shameful to me now when I have read some back, in the erotic stories, how I bragged and boasted about sex like it was a sport competition, and the pussy was the crown.
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You have come so far Red and we have arrived at a similar place. I’m so proud of you and how much you’ve grown.
 
Glad to have found this as well, reading DLD's and Red's words has truly comforted me.
I'm celibate as well for various reasons including but not limited to;
moderate to strict catholic upbringing from my father even though he was still a big womanizer,
Highly sensitive personality which makes it seem like I can (superficially) interact well
with some people but at the same time makes it Extremely difficult to feel at real ease around them
or feel a strong connection to them.
Any time a girl/woman has shown interest in me I do get a sense of flattery for the slightest moment
but that quickly turns to an odd bemusement and I usually don't want to be around them.
There's only been a few of them throughout the years but it happened in elementary, high school,
the couple of yrs I was in college so it wasn't just a phase.
 
Welcome to the celibacy club, which is seen as odd [through ignorance and lack of knowledge] by many I'm sure, but, at least I dont need a fuck to survive :)
 
As the apostle Paul said “Now to the unmarried and the widows I say: It is good for them to stay unmarried, as I do. But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion.” Amen!
 
It's a marketing ploy
The open directors tell them to measure like that
I know a few adult entertainment performers and they're actually pretty smart. A lot of them are college graduates. Trust me they know it's bullshit. They fake orgasms. Pretend to be someone they're not at home and they take measure dicks cuz if you found out the real measurements it could jeopardize the male performers career. In front of the camera to behind, they're ALL in on it. The performers are just doing as they're told.
 
They measure the size of a man’s penis by the size of his wallet
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REDZULU2003 said:
This thread should make anyone who gets insecure [we all do sometimes] when they hear about big cock stories from the girls or them brag to mates, as it proves that the vast majority of women CANNOT measure.

I would encourage anyone to also add similer pictures of girls measureing a penis to illstrate my point ... the poor creatures must think we are dogs LMAO measureing from the anus to the tip of the tail LMAO also makes me wonder if some guys actually do this as well when they say they are 9 inches when in fact they are 5 or 6.
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Let them live their fantasy i fuck the big cocked guys only..
 
Measurements with a woman are made to ways. When you first start dating and they love you they add 2 inches to your size. After you are broken up they deduct 2 inches from your size. This is very scientific LOL
 
DLD said:
Measurements with a woman are made to ways. When you first start dating and they love you they add 2 inches to your size. After you are broken up they deduct 2 inches from your size. This is very scientific LOL
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Simple as that really backstabbing shit Don't you think ?
 
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