How women measure a penis

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REDZULU2003

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This thread should make anyone who gets insecure [we all do sometimes] when they hear about big cock stories from the girls or them brag to mates, as it proves that the vast majority of women CANNOT measure.

I would encourage anyone to also add similer pictures of girls measureing a penis to illstrate my point ... the poor creatures must think we are dogs rofl measureing from the anus to the tip of the tail rofl also makes me wonder if some guys actually do this as well when they say they are 9 inches when in fact they are 5 or 6.
 
Well I have to say it's obvious this guy is no where near 10 inches but he does have some nice girth going on. That chick's hand is filled up easily with penis.
 
Why would they even take pictures like that?!?!?!?!?!? I mean a five year old even knows that is bullshit. I'd be at around 11" like measuring like that..... Hell why am I even here? rofl
 
I think this is how some women actually think a dick should be measured, and the girth is fine ... its the length the tape is concentrated on here.
 
Whoever this is, they just had a clamping session before they're "measuring" session. You can see the line of discolouration at the base and broken blood capileries.

BxB
 
BANANAxBOY;365528 said:
Whoever this is, they just had a clamping session before they're "measuring" session. You can see the line of discolouration at the base and broken blood capileries.

BxB
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good eye right there, now I can see that too. he obviously clamped. but.. when clamping I shrink in length, you guys dont? :/
 
Whoever this is, they just had a clamping session before they're "measuring" session. You can see the line of discolouration at the base and broken blood capileries.

BxB
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Oh yes you're right. You see red, your techniques are even used by professional pornstar :D. I'd be so proud...
 
I can see a mark where possibly a clamp could have been placed but its hard to tell. Wouldn't surprise me and I'm pretty confident Shane Diesel has clamped in his time and funnily enough obtained bigger 'ribs' on his penis since I started talking about the whole thing openly several years back in these forums! His cock just has that classic mean look of a clamper, you can tell ... its like guys who hang, they can tell looking at others if they did the same.
 
I would call that measuring from the 3 to the 10.5 for a nice 7.5" net.

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In contrast, note the amazingly small fat pad on this beer victim. Girls need
to look under that beer belly--don't assume!
 
What crap...If I measure that way I am like 13 inches:)
 
Who are those pornstars? Anyone knows who they are? Are Ramon the last one? So pornstars have 7" penises... That equals 11". Yeah, I'm 11" now!
 
Remember not to discount these guys on their BP measurements. Although the women are measuring wrong this does not mean these guys are small, with a good BP measurement they are pretty huge.
 
yeah they aint small still but they aint that huge as DLD said. I agree.

They still got that thick girth over the entire penis that makes them get a fat look. The length might be around 7 on these guys but I bet my ass that most pornstars got a very thick girth as 6 inches.
 
doublelongdaddy;373119 said:
Remember not to discount these guys on their BP measurements. Although the women are measuring wrong this does not mean these guys are small, with a good BP measurement they are pretty huge.
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yes, there are lots of 8 BPenis EnlargementL out there
 
TheStick;373159 said:
I just take it a bit further and measure from the small of my back. My cock's, like, 2 feet long!
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You could work for BangBros:)
 
Kinda like Simon Cowell, but not as bad jeeeez he's a nasty swine sometimes. I think in writing it looks worse but yeah the video shows off a tarts skills with the ruler indeed.
 
Not only measure, but estimating the size of cocks, girls are also bad on that stuff.

They dont even know how the real distances are. Thats the reason, most women cannot drive good. ( There could be few exceptions , such as women race drivers )

One of the girl I have been with, said, I have 10" cock...Simply, they could believe those cocks are 11".

I am not saying they are not huge, there are lots of 8" bpel out there with big girth. ( Especially that black dude, about 6.5-6.75" midshaft girth IMO )
 
One girl said to another that my cock is thicker than ... get this ... a fire extinguisher! I mean come-on please!!! Its thick but nothing like that and I WOULDN'T want it to be. Women are bad at reverse parking and parking in car parks and this because they have problems which has been scientifically backed with them misjudging distance.
 
Thats ridiculous RED, you are at least as thick as a fire truck:)
 
johngunguy;413270 said:
Theoretically, if I thrust hard enough, I could use those extra two inches attached to my ass hole.
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So true, if you push hard enough you may even get your spinal cord involved, that could mean an extra couple feet on insertable length:)
 
Lmao..hilarious thread.

So true, women are complete morons when it comes to penis size.

I can tell you that I have been with countless women who before we had sex claimed their ex's had 10-12 inch cocks which they said they measured. Then also said they could handle it all.

Funny because I'm a 9.3 or so one pressed and practically none of them could take me balls deep. Also when they saw my cock, they pretty much all said I was even bigger than their ex's...

So accordingly to women, I'm about 14 inches :)

Also keep in mind..women are conniving as hell. They love to keep their man's ego humble. They will deliberately say they had bigger just to fuck with you even though they haven't.
 
Women have horrible penis envy, believe it or not, they are seriously jealous of any size penis- that is the truth. They confuse us with size queen bullshit but honestly it has nothing to do with our size or not because you could have a king kong size cock, and guess what it never even ever fucking matters, because I became celibate and I found all women treat you a certain way out of penis envy because my cock has gotten so huge I dont even care to Penis Enlargement anymore because Im saving it for someone special. Wow I said because a lot. Anyways women are just jealous of your penis. Lesbians are the worst:)
 
^^^Agree. All women who dont have penis envy have pussies to loose to hold a fart. So they cant fight:) thats more or less true I think:)
 
You have ruined my suspense of disbelief that goes with watching adult entertainment!
*pfft* HAHAHAHA.
 
Pffff.

I just measured from my thoracic vertebrae, down to my coccyx, along my inner, hidden penis and along the underside of my shaft. 3 feet. Not bad... but her ex was probably 6 feet.
 
wanagrow;418718 said:
no wonder girls are bad at maths. (numbers).
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The number conversion is easy:

A girl is into you: Add 2" to your penis
A girl hates you: Deduct 2" from your penis
 
jesus. im closing in on 6.8 inches. that means i could pretty much go with some of those pictures lenght vice.

but its kind of funny because they look fucking huge on those pictures. i mean ye good girth but also lenght wise. one thing is the bad measurement. the other thing is that apparently most adult entertainment chicks are the same size of a midget or close.

ohh and girls don't lie. they just don't need logic or facts to be right!

i had an ex who's first boyfriend had a 28cm cock (11.2 inches)
and get this. after they broke up she started to date his friend who had a 26cm cock (10,4 inches)
but thats not the funny part. this was my ex from when i was 17 to 19. and she had been dating these guys when she was at the age of 15-16 and they went to the same class... (same age)
ohh and she was the tightest girl i have fucked to this day. actually in the kind of bad way. i had bruises on my cock after sex with her. and sex more than twice a day happened 2 times in those 2 years.

ye i totally believe that was the truth
 
Doesn't sound likely they were that actual size if she was 15 or 16 years old it sounds more like she was telling you a tall tale.
 
Turnover;426321 said:
Doesn't sound likely they were that actual size if she was 15 or 16 years old it sounds more like she was telling you a tall tale.
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perhaps i should have putted in a smiley and some sarcasm notes. i mean if she is that tight for me. and this was pre Penis Enlargement. so i was like 6 inches max. and not that thick. then how the hell should she be able to have sex with a guy packing as big as dld? aint buying it... oh and she said she had him balls deep at some point. although it wasn't a nice sensation
 
Doesn't sound likely they were that actual size if she was 15 or 16 years old it sounds more like she was telling you a tall tale.
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Nah, c'mon 10"-11" ? That's totally normal and can be found in every corner, especially at the age of 15 to 16.
Serious, imagine if a girl had a chance to fuck two guys who have barely hairs on their nuts but have double digit sized penises. I mean this is more unlikely than winning in lotto 3 times in a row!
 
REDZULU2003;426914 said:
Check the early part of this video where the girl measures him at around 11 inches :) Nowhere near that.
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i used a tape measure to measure the circumference of my pointer finger. double wrapping my finger resulted in +4''. let's estimate she wrapped in 3 times, and her finger has a 1.5'' girth. thats ~ +4.5''. bringing that dude down to about 6.5, which is much more believable.
 
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