You are attempting humor...right?
C'mon, have you actually read what the guy wrote? All he was doing was pushing his private agenda, (that I still haven't fully figured out), insulting members, DLD himself and pretty much any guy who was truly dedicated to growing his penis to the maximum possible.
All while prancing around like Stewie Griffin: "Look at me! look at me! don't I have such a pretty swingin' johnson! It's quite rare, you know. And I've got one. And you don't. And you never will. So there. Dog."
Personally, I hope he threw such a hissy fit upon being banned that he'll just crawl back into that crevice in the pavement he came from and pupate for about a decade or two.