This is ALL A WASTE OF TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Engorged, let us know if this guy is the real deal.

samzman said:

just when u drop your pants they'll be shocked that's all. which is always a wonderful thing :D

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dam right ,

Why done we ban this moron ? he is just a troll .

AlfAlphie said:

Congradulations!




I sense some hostility in you, young man. Next time, try to refrain from using profanity because it does no one any good, and it makes you unstable. Like a bomb with a short fuse. Why would you let someone's opinion (someone from the INTERNET) get you so fired up? It's not a BIG DEAL.

Also, I know you aren't direction that towards me.

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Mr AlfAlphie

You seem to have opened a metaphorical can of worms here ....

The following quote is from another thread.

blackice said:

Well, I was always under size especially in highschool, I still got mine, cuz that's what girls are for, but I was definetly under 5" ( forgive my life )
anywho, to be honest I was so high 24-7 I did not even know. I think doing drugs at an early age and so heavy might have hinged my growth, although at 5'7 I am certainly not short?!? Being at least average or bigger would have made a huge differece and still can, that's why I Penis Enlargement every day. Would I still do it if I was happy with my #, well definetly not as much, I would be doing things normal ( I'm 24) young adults should be doing. I do go out, get fucked up, get laid, and laugh at other people, but I'd probably be doing that alot more if I was bigger. I was always into working out, and love the idea of self ellivation, so why wouldn't someone who's into fitness work out everything else and not his penis? 10 years from now(if I'm not dead) I should have the penis I want and cemented, and at that piont I still might Penis Enlargement, it is addictive man! It is my meditation also.

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Than man is the epitome of my original post.

He relies on his penis size for confidence. You are probably thinking "...and, what's wrong with that?" Well, there is something wrong with that. Something VERY WRONG.

And, he is also ADDICTED to Penis Enlargement...

Broham- chill OUT! I dig this though...... It sounds like you might have a slight disorder, or some complex issues(I think I spell that correctly)
I have a dick bro, that is what girls want the last time I checked, a bigger one no doubt would up those odds to how many girls crave for my sperm
(that sounds cool dodn't it) Being a dick head ( not saying you are ) is a major turnon for many girls, I do agree with you that many of so many girls out their are just sluts, didn't you say something like that? or not what ever, piont being is well.... I do get laid, and everyone has confidence issues, if we didn't well then.... we would be.... perfect! I honestly didn't even start to read your post on how to get girls cuz I do not need your advice, and my advice for anybody reading this is "just be yourself" !!!! Girls are so able to read that shit from like a mile and a half away, it's not funny. Like I said, unless that is your personality, I've seen this work very well for some dons, but for the most of us you don't have to be an asshole, girls don't like that! I actually though the PM you sent me was going to be an attack for putting down that histerical smilly, you were setting yourself up for that one, but it's your turn, I am kinda interest in what you have to say!

AlfAlphie said:

The following quote is from another thread.



Than man is the epitome of my original post.

He relies on his penis size for confidence. You are probably thinking "...and, what's wrong with that?" Well, there is something wrong with that. Something VERY WRONG.

And, he is also ADDICTED to Penis Enlargement...

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Uh.......no he doesn't. What the hell is wrong with you? I even sat back for awhile to give you the benefit of the doubt thinking you were going to do a full 180 and we'd all have a good laugh, but........godammit your dumb....

bIgjOe said:

Uh.......no he doesn't. What the hell is wrong with you? I even sat back for awhile to give you the benefit of the doubt thinking you were going to do a full 180 and we'd all have a good laugh, but........godammit your dumb....

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i agree with him. size doesn't matter to a woman. but who said we were doing this for women? i'm doing this because i can't feel anything during sex, i'm doing this for myself, i'm way below average, i just want to be able to enjoy sex like the regular person. penis size is not going to get you more women because it's not like you can flash your dick to random women and get laid we know that, that's common sense. but if you come here ranting about size that only means there is something you are not secure about yourself in order to come here to bash random people you dont even know.

Painful Pleasur said:

i agree with him. size doesn't matter to a woman. but who said we were doing this for women? i'm doing this because i can't feel anything during sex, i'm doing this for myself, i'm way below average, i just want to be able to enjoy sex like the regular person. penis size is not going to get you more women because it's not like you can flash your dick to random women and get laid we know that, that's common sense. but if you come here ranting about size that only means there is something you are not secure about yourself in order to come here to bash random people you dont even know.

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Yet the original poster seems to have adopted the very practices he discredited ?!!

Yeah Alfalphie's an idiot, and still is. He's just a quieter, more hypocritical idiot.

you think after all his tongue exercises he would have less to say. idk. i can't really dog him. but i aint got nothin nice to say that's for sure

Dudes, my friends... Please let it go...

Lets just relax and Penis Enlargement our brains out cause a guy with a huge dong and brains splatered all over the place will get many many girls... Just kidding ( i think...) i get confused from time to time, wait... where was i ?...what the hell was i saying?... damn dick keeps blocking the screen... Get the fuck out of the way you stupid prick...daiumm i'm gonna get yo'ass whoop you dumb cocky arrogant reproduction tool..you..useless piece of meat ( which the bigger it gets, the more pleasure I get and so does the GF ) ...wait..again i'm lost...oh oh i remeber...no, false alarm...damn weed...

Peace

Mike

8InchMIKE said:

Dudes, my friends... Please let it go...

Lets just relax and Penis Enlargement our brains out cause a guy with a huge dong and brains splatered all over the place will get many many girls... Just kidding ( i think...) i get confused from time to time, wait... where was i ?...what the hell was i saying?... damn dick keeps blocking the screen... Get the fuck out of the way you stupid prick...daiumm i'm gonna get yo'ass whoop you dumb cocky arrogant reproduction tool..you..useless piece of meat ( which the bigger it gets, the more pleasure I get and so does the GF ) ...wait..again i'm lost...oh oh i remeber...no, false alarm...damn weed...

Peace

Mike

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lol
That was hilarious!

Painful Pleasur said:

i agree with him. size doesn't matter to a woman. but who said we were doing this for women? i'm doing this because i can't feel anything during sex, i'm doing this for myself, i'm way below average, i just want to be able to enjoy sex like the regular person. penis size is not going to get you more women because it's not like you can flash your dick to random women and get laid we know that, that's common sense. but if you come here ranting about size that only means there is something you are not secure about yourself in order to come here to bash random people you dont even know.

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PP,

Actually you can flash you big boy at girls and they will love it ! I was at a party one time and all the women wanted for the guys to whip their cocks out and shake em' at them. Well, my buddy is about 8 - 9 inches long and about 6-7thick, WOW you shoulda seen their eyes light up and many of them hooked up with him ! I think it was his huge meat that did it ! They were all talkin about it during the party ! I was like totally embarrassed because they wanted me to whip mine out and I only had 5 inches at the time ? I felt sooooooooo helpless and from that day on I vowed to have a huge meat !

So if ya ever are in that position, (flash your dick to random women) its good to have a big piece of meat to show off . . . . . . . . LOL.

We all also went skinny dipping and all the women just loved his big prick ! It was the talk of the party. The more they talked about it, the harder (erect) and thicker it got WOW whatta site !

A lot of the women said WOW, with smiles and big eyes, saying that would probably hurt someone ? LOL



KING



Alphie,

Hey du, I suffered with a small cock my whole life ! I was kinda shy in the showers in high school and college because all the other guys always had a bigger cock than mine and as an athlete - we all busted the guys with the big cocks and I got busted for a small cock !

So I took it seriously last year and hit the Penis Enlargement'ing! I was also a US Marine Officer and dont give up ! So I kept at it and now have grown from 4.5 length to 7 inches length and 5.5 girth - and now working toward my Long Term Goal of 8 inches by 6.5 girth!

So I was skeptacle at first too! No need to be jealous, just join in and join the team ! If your not into Penis Enlargement, they why the hell did ya search the word and/or come across the site - reading all the posts/threads ?


King

Alphie,

Hey du, I suffered with a small cock my whole life ! I was kinda shy in the showers in high school and college because all the other guys always had a bigger cock than mine and as an athlete - we all busted the guys with the big cocks and I got busted for a small cock !

So I took it seriously last year and hit the Penis Enlargement'ing! I was also a US Marine Officer and dont give up ! So I kept at it and now have grown from 4.5 length to 7 inches length and 5.5 girth - and now working toward my Long Term Goal of 8 inches by 6.5 girth!

So I was skeptacle at first too! No need to be jealous, just join in and join the team ! If your not into Penis Enlargement, they why the hell did ya search the word and/or come across the site - reading all the posts/threads ?


King

prince Albert said:

Take it youv'e got a small cock then!

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AlfAlphie said:

Heh heh...you wish

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That said it all for me: if he really thought size didn't matter I don't think he'd be boasting his dick size.

I see it this way.

Penis Enlargement has close to ZERO relevence in *starting* a healthy love or sex life, provided that you aren't under 5 inches and very thin in girth. Absolutely none, except with a small percentage for whom the pleasure derieved from sex (the friction, feeling of 'fullness', whathaveyou) is nearly EVERYTHING. I personally don't want a woman like that, not only for my own ego but because I'm a well-rounded person with many interests that go beyond sex. Of course I'm interested in having a really good sex life just like everyone but it's not the only thing that defines my life, and to have a woman who thinks that way would only detract from the overall quality of my life. I don't want a �naked people movies�star for a wife or a girlfriend - I want an equally cool and well-rounded girl.

I think that most women are much more interested in your looks, fitness, grooming, fashion sense, personality, and yes your profession and income (to an extent). All these are the qualities of a high-status male, and bar a ridiculously, pathetically small penis under 5 inches, those things take much higher precedence.

However I definately do see the value in penis enlargement once you're in a committed relationship. Penis Enlargement is without a question a type of self-improvement. If you're in a relationship with a woman who is really satisfied with you and even satisfied with your penis, then why not add some extra girth to REALLY make her see stars? Length isn't all that important provided you're about 6-7 inches in length for the majority of women. It's the feeling of FULLNESS (which translates to 'tightness' for us men) that is king.

All of this doesn't detract one bit from the incredible work that DLD has put into the forum. Not one bit. He's paid the price with his OCD and other former psychological addictions, but with his growing pains came this amazing advancement in penis enlargement science. It's mindboggling, really. I salute DLD and all Penis Enlargement'ers worldwide, but at the same time urge them to keep a fresh and reasonable perspective.

i cant believe how much some of you think.... and then type what u think....

Hey dude ,

We all do it while were stoned man ! I mean wow, dude, first we get stoned then we type our thoughts man , like wow dude ? chill out yo ?

KING (On weed - stoned dude )

had to do that guys, I mean the avatar is a pot plant !